Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 We used to have Krul (Dutch international), Harper (FA cup finalist) and Forster (Celtic first choice) and now we have Elliot (fat patsy pig of a keeper) I'm beginning to think Pardew might have been telling lies when he said when players leave they dont improve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 'fat patsy pig' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm desperate for Krul to stay at Newcastle until he retires, God damn.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 We used to have Krul (Dutch international), Harper (FA cup finalist) and Forster (Celtic first choice) and now we have Elliot (fat patsy pig of a keeper) I'm beginning to think Pardew might have been telling lies when he said when players leave they dont improve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 He's given it a fair go, think he will go on to be a really good keeper. The club has become a stepping stone club really, exactly what Ashley wants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 If Rob Elliot becomes our 1st choice GK, it's jobs for the boys all the way. Ashley's mate Llambias hires his mate Pardew who hires his mate Woodman who brings in his mate Rob Elliot who brings in his mate The Guv. f***ing hell. FYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_n_white Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How much would this zoet fella cost to buy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How much would this zoet fella cost to buy? More than we will pay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Why would he want to come here if Krul leaves because he's getting overlooked for the NT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Why would he want to come here if Krul leaves because he's getting overlooked for the NT? Maybe Zoet understands form is also a factor. After all two other PL keepers have been in squads too in the last season or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I don't even rate Zoet that highly, certainly not as a Krul replacement. He's even chubbier than Elliot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Cant say i have seen him but its pretty obvious why he would fancy a PL move. Money and regular higher level football can only be good for him. That said he will cost money too and thats only going to rise if Krul left. End up with some Swiss 18 year old for £200k Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It would be Pardew at the front. They all eat his shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Although I would have went the other way, with the shit being fed directly from Elliot to Shola, who then tries to shit it back to Gosling but it goes through that patio window. I get the feeling that we're getting a little too high brow here. That or psychotic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. You're a right twat for reminding me of one of the worst things i've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. You're a right t*** for reminding me of one of the worst things i've ever seen. Shola and Elliot playing in the same team. Anah, sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. You're a right t*** for reminding me of one of the worst things i've ever seen. Shola and Elliot playing in the same team. Anah, sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. NSFW... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Find me 2 minutes of goalkeeping that bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 The fuck he's been drinking this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Find me 2 minutes of goalkeeping that bad. How did he not know where the second one was going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan. Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. NSFW... Jesus Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I think he's a bit shit tbh, not a top keeper by any stretch of the imagination Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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