Guest Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 o:l:l Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Name change Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 They ripped him apart on The Game podcast this week. Marcotti genuinely hates him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to fuck guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 That last line is funny, even if it is about Shearer. Barton's the king of bellends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Such an almighty pillock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 ‘I used to f*** guys like you in prison’. That's one of the best lines in movie history, like. I actually said it to a used car salesman once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Love Road House like, that lass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 It's from the daily mash lads, it's not a real article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Quite clearly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Considering the crap Barton's come out with in recent months/years, it's entirely believable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to fuck guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” Where's that from btw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to fuck guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” Where's that from btw? The Times, Messi's always flaunting his subscription by quoting it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to fuck guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” Where's that from btw? The Times, Messi's always flaunting his subscription by quoting it. Messi wouldn't waste a quid on an online subscription when he can get a bag of lollipops instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Flaunting his subscription Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to fuck guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Has it been mentioned that Russell Howard's Good News has highlighted his 'why do people want to solve things with a fight' tweet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House' FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House. The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’. QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between. He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’ “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this. “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to f*** guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.” The only thing I can think about here is Family Guy: Family Guy - Roadhouse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 This persona of his is funny as fuck man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brendan_Rice Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Love him or hate him you have to admit he is entertaining Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Have the FA all pissed off on holiday or something? Can't believe they haven't dealt with this yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Love him or hate him you have to admit he is entertaining Not really anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Love him or hate him you have to admit he is entertaining He's about as entertaining as finding out you have terminal cancer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 daniel taylor @DTguardian Following Joey Barton facing ten to 15-game ban at FA hearing on Weds. Observer column on the end of the deception http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/may/19/joey-barton-qpr-violence-renaissance-man Reply Retweet Favorite Pocket Big time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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