Ash Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 HULL City boss Phil Brown claims to have saved the life of a suicidal woman while taking his team for a walk across the Humber Bridge this week. Under pressure after a dismal start to the season, Brown has varied his training methods since last Saturday's 6-1 thrashing at Liverpool in the hope of stimulating his team. Among his ideas was for the squad to go "looking for clarity" by taking in some fresh air from Hull's iconic landmark – but the manager got more than he bargained for. "We walked across there," Brown said. "We saved a girl actually – considering her future, shall we say." The Humber Bridge – one of the longest suspension bridges in the world – is a popular focal point for visitors but suicides have not been uncommon since it opened in 1981. When asked how he managed to dissuade the woman from jumping, Brown spoke of "sweet talk" but then added that he did not really know if she was planning to end her life. "You don't know do you, until someone jumps, whether they were actually going to do it," he said. The woman, who claimed "she was 40-plus but looked a lot younger than that", then "tootled off back to wherever she came from". http://www.sporthull.co.uk/headlines/HULL-CITY-Brown-s-bridge-incident/article-1386766-detail/article.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 She probably realised it could be worse, she could be a stupid orange Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 HULL City boss Phil Brown claims to have saved the life of a suicidal woman while taking his team for a walk across the Humber Bridge this week. Under pressure after a dismal start to the season, Brown has varied his training methods since last Saturday's 6-1 thrashing at Liverpool in the hope of stimulating his team. Among his ideas was for the squad to go "looking for clarity" by taking in some fresh air from Hull's iconic landmark – but the manager got more than he bargained for. "We walked across there," Brown said. "We saved a girl actually – considering her future, shall we say." The Humber Bridge – one of the longest suspension bridges in the world – is a popular focal point for visitors but suicides have not been uncommon since it opened in 1981. When asked how he managed to dissuade the woman from jumping, Brown spoke of "sweet talk" but then added that he did not really know if she was planning to end her life. "You don't know do you, until someone jumps, whether they were actually going to do it," he said. The woman, who claimed "she was 40-plus but looked a lot younger than that", then "tootled off back to wherever she came from". http://www.sporthull.co.uk/headlines/HULL-CITY-Brown-s-bridge-incident/article-1386766-detail/article.html :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just on 5Live Wednesday Phil brown was walking across the Humber bridge with the Hull team on a training exercise when he saw a woman who was contemplating committing suicide. Phil Brown “Sweet talked” her by getting to think of the future and she decided not to do it. As Phil put it “I saved a life on Wednesday” Any truth to that or just a lack of modesty? "The future's bright, the future's orange" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just on 5Live Wednesday Phil brown was walking across the Humber bridge with the Hull team on a training exercise when he saw a woman who was contemplating committing suicide. Phil Brown “Sweet talked” her by getting to think of the future and she decided not to do it. As Phil put it “I saved a life on Wednesday” Any truth to that or just a lack of modesty? "The future's bright, the future's orange" excellent! i nearly did spit tea all over the monitor there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 If getting her to think of the future worked she obviosuly wasn't a Hull fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just on 5Live Wednesday Phil brown was walking across the Humber bridge with the Hull team on a training exercise when he saw a woman who was contemplating committing suicide. Phil Brown “Sweet talked” her by getting to think of the future and she decided not to do it. As Phil put it “I saved a life on Wednesday” Any truth to that or just a lack of modesty? "The future's bright, the future's orange" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So he helped a woman contemplating suicide, great, then he runs to the press to brag about it. Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So he helped a woman contemplating suicide, great, then he runs to the press to brag about it. Twat. exactly what I was thinking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So he helped a woman contemplating suicide, great, then he runs to the press to brag about it. Twat. Exactly! But if she had jumped it would have been the team's fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So he helped a woman contemplating suicide, great, then he runs to the press to brag about it. Twat. Exactly! But if she had jumped it would have been the team's fault. The part he didn't tell is when she 'tootled off back to wherever she came from' she actually just thought 'Am I fuk jumping and seeing that prick as the last thing in my head' and went off to find another bridge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Talksport hammering him over it atm. Good listen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dover Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hes fucked isnt he! Phil "the saviour" Brown, afterwards he took the team to the park and fed them and rest of hull using 4 loaves and three fish. Then it was down to the humber for a mile swim for the lads, Phil walked across the water , obviously. Doesnt want to talk about it though, its about Hull not Phil Brown Fuck off you cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hes f***ed isnt he! Phil "the saviour" Brown, afterwards he took the team to the park and fed them and rest of hull using 4 loaves and three fish. Then it was down to the humber for a mile swim for the lads, Phil walked across the water , obviously. Doesnt want to talk about it though, its about Hull not Phil Brown f*** off you c*** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossman Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Ever since he had his half time talk on the pitch in front of the fans 'who've paid to watch' debarcle, I've despised this bloke. I hope he doesnt get sacked, wanna see the perma tanned w**ker singing his song at the end of this season when they go down. Mackem tw**, etc etc etc :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 He's actually found room to grow into a bigger twat. Despicable fucking person. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Hull chairman on Sky Sports earlier saying it's borderline racist abuse Brown gets. Apparently it's just his olive skin tone and he has never touched a sunbed before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Hull chairman on Sky Sports earlier saying it's borderline racist abuse Brown gets. Apparently it's just his olive skin tone and he has never touched a sunbed before. He's pure orange. Fuck olive. He's fucking actually orange. There are no orange people on this planet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Hull chairman on Sky Sports earlier saying it's borderline racist abuse Brown gets. Apparently it's just his olive skin tone and he has never touched a sunbed before. He's pure orange. Fuck olive. He's fucking actually orange. There are no orange people on this planet. Drank too much Sunny Delight as a player apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Maybe he just really, really, really likes carrots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Good win for Hull today. Keeps him in the job just that little bit longer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 It doesn't matter if you're Alex Ferguson or Phil Brown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 It's like wearing the yellow shirt in training after you've had a mare. He has to wear orange skin to show that his entire life is a mare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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