Benwell Lad Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Been trying to leave this out but WTF here goes. Fornication in the back of the Leazes End (the old and proper Leazes that is). It was long before the expression charvas had been coined and long before Ruud brought us sexy football too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Derek Wright running. Never again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Mike Ashley wearing a jacket ?? Thought it was only pissed up Geordies who went to the match in shirt sleeves when it's freezing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Back in the days of standing... QPR had just beaten us. The QPR fans were in the Gallogate corner. There used to be these concrete dividers to stop the surge of people crushing the people at the front when we scored. One of the QPR fans was standing on a divider and really giving us some as we walked out. A fan beside me said "fuck that" and threw a coin almost directly up to get over the fence. The coin came down, smacked the bloke on the head and near knocked him off. One hell of a shot. Away to, Peterbourgh (I think) a fan decided to eat his way into a can of beer by biting the side. He cut up his mouth pretty badly, muppet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 N'Zogbia or Martins ? Catching a bird at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcdefg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 N'Zogbia or Martins ? Catching a bird at SJP. Martins. Not so much catching as gently picking up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Does anyone remember that mackem groundsman a few years ago going mental after the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 A man dressed head to toe in a gimp outfit, hand cuffed and all. Ordered a water in Shearers Bar as he doesnt drink apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Teammates fighting each other (Dyer and Bowyer, obviously) Peperami paper airplanes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Does anyone remember that mackem steward a few years ago going mental after the match It was one of the groundsmen wasn't it? Was collecting the corner flags in and then went mental! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Does anyone remember that mackem steward a few years ago going mental after the match It was one of the groundsmen wasn't it? Was collecting the corner flags in and then went mental! Aye I edited it before you replied with that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Was at a League of Ireland match recently and a group of Shamrock Rovers fans set fire to their mascot, was f*cking priceless. Their own mascot? Yes, was comedy gold, his tail ignited like a shot straight to his arse and the poor bastart was running up and down the sideline trying to put it out What was he dressed as? I remember Hoopy the Huddle-Hound (the celtic mascot) got done for knicking something from the trophy room (think it was the CSI cup or something). Can just imagine the pawn broker's face when someone walked into his shop trying to pawn that, lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Remember my first match at SJP, the guy in front of me slept through the full 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 More Recently, on saturday the steward who was meant to confiscate the beach ball in leazes corner and instead beat it back into the crowd. No doubt he got a bollocking from the senior stewards. Overall , a guy with his false leg in the air at Villa away and a few people running onto the pitch at Darlo pre season when Shola scored after singing "if Shola scores were on the pitch" . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Remember my first match at SJP, the guy in front of me slept through the full 90 minutes. Remember a bloke in front of me at the Rangers friendly at SJP about 7 years ago just spent the whole time with his head in his hands then Shearer scored, turned round and went "Same old Shearer, always scoring" to me and my Grandad then went back to sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Fulham/Villa last year, four fully grown men doing some stupid tithead line dance a few rows in front as everyone made their way into the ground. Were blatantly trying to get on camera for 2good, 2 bad. Safe to say they were too shit to get on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Away at Heerenveen there was this legend of a toon fan. It was really freezing that night, atmosphere was friendly too. One toon fan just stood for the whole of half time with his top off (not fat though) and his arms spanned with the most passionate, determined expression. There's also 'suitman' who I see at every away game. Wears the same suit for years at games, every time without fail. White shirt, black blazer, no tie, with long hair and glasses, sure people will know who I mean (or are him?). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Away at Heerenveen there was this legend of a toon fan. It was really freezing that night, atmosphere was friendly too. One toon fan just stood for the whole of half time with his top off (not fat though) and his arms spanned with the most passionate, determined expression. There's also 'suitman' who I see at every away game. Wears the same suit for years at games, every time without fail. White shirt, black blazer, no tie, with long hair and glasses, sure people will know who I mean (or are him?). Sounds like Niall of nufc.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Away at Heerenveen there was this legend of a toon fan. It was really freezing that night, atmosphere was friendly too. One toon fan just stood for the whole of half time with his top off (not fat though) and his arms spanned with the most passionate, determined expression. There's also 'suitman' who I see at every away game. Wears the same suit for years at games, every time without fail. White shirt, black blazer, no tie, with long hair and glasses, sure people will know who I mean (or are him?). Sounds like Niall of nufc.com Seriously? Is there a picture of him anywhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Has anyone said Shola Ameobi yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Away at Heerenveen there was this legend of a toon fan. It was really freezing that night, atmosphere was friendly too. One toon fan just stood for the whole of half time with his top off (not fat though) and his arms spanned with the most passionate, determined expression. There's also 'suitman' who I see at every away game. Wears the same suit for years at games, every time without fail. White shirt, black blazer, no tie, with long hair and glasses, sure people will know who I mean (or are him?). There is a lad who goes to Ibrox in a full Rangers Tartan suit, Pants, Jacket, waistcoat and tie. Mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 A man turning around to me after Colo had been turned and went '10 million!? I wouldn't even sell him to the chinkies!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 A man turning around to me after Colo had been turned and went '10 million!? I wouldn't even sell him to the chinkies!' You think that's bad? A bloke in the Gallowgate said after Geremi was caught offside: "Argh, melt him down or something, he'd make a good welly." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Jesse Jackson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 A man turning around to me after Colo had been turned and went '10 million!? I wouldn't even sell him to the chinkies!' You think that's bad? A bloke in the Gallowgate said after Geremi was caught offside: "Argh, melt him down or something, he'd make a good welly." Fuckin hell! It wasn't so much bad, as utterly confusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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