Mr. Snrub Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Pretty funny that from Owen tbf. It's like he finally realised he's a cunt, so promptly acted like one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Is he actually Welsh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend. because he can't count. He can't score either, the pernicious little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Michael Owen: Megacunt Vol. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Michael Owen: Megacunt Vol. 7 Sounds like a very awkward porn film. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 What a wanker Owen is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 If I had 6 'free' bullets Owen would get 5 of them. The last I'd save for James 'the c***' Corden, just for the record. That's scary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 2 medals cos he scored twice? cock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 One of Keegan's biggest mistakes as a manager was making this complete waste of flesh a captain. I wouldn't make him a captain in a room full of kids with autism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 What a wanker Owen is. This must be the tagline for said porno above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I've waited three weeks to say this: Michael Owen, what a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I'd lock the cunt up with the most endowed gay rapist in isolation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 What has the rapist done to deserve this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 As long as he takes the injustice out on Owen's hoop who cares? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Michael Owen has had a light-hearted dig at fellow Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney's receding hairline. The former England striker said on social networking site Twitter: "Your face looks like a 12-year-old's but your hair looks like a 60-year-old's!" Full story: Daily Mirror Hur hur hur. What a joker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Michael Owen has had a light-hearted dig at fellow Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney's receding hairline. The former England striker said on social networking site Twitter: "Your face looks like a 12-year-old's but your hair looks like a 60-year-old's!" Full story: Daily Mirror Hur hur hur. What a joker. Bit risqué for Owen actually Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Owen's face is like a 12 year-old's but his legs are like a 60 year-old's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him back in a shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him in the back and shot. fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him back in a shot. Despite being shite, we still get more value from Shola and Lovenkrands than this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 If I had 6 'free' bullets Owen would get 5 of them. The last I'd save for James 'the c***' Corden, just for the record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him back in a shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him in the back and shot. fyp He could score 15 goals a season for us for the next five years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Would have him in the back and shot. fyp He could score 15 goals a season for us for the next five years. http://masterdev.dyndns.dk/drslog/not_sure_if_serious.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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