M4 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. Fantastic that one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. Fantastic that one He'd have to have a heart for that to work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The idea is that he gains one and then has it immediately, persistently and perpetually destroyed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Just seen this. Well they're red and whites anyway. http://i45.tinypic.com/34xi0k8.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Read this in 'I' while bored at work today. Just the headline alone told me I was in in for some hilarity. Such a disgustingly bad article. James Lawton: Liverpool add a sorry postscript to under-appreciated Owen's abilities Glenn Hoddle once announced that he was not a natural goalscorer – shortly before the 18-year-old illuminated the 1998 World Cup with the strike of the tournament. Gérard Houllier insisted he take his place in a rotation system which also included Emile Heskey. As England manager, Kevin Keegan preferred Andy Cole. Rafa Benitez packed him off to Real Madrid virtually sight-unseen. He substantially wrecked himself on behalf of England at the 2006 World Cup in Germany, four years after the one in which he scored against Brazil a trademark goal that briefly, hauntingly, seemed to open up the way to the final. Then Fabio Capello, who at times seemed inclined to act as Wayne Rooney's glorified manservant, officially consigned him to the international junkyard. If English football still has any powers of reflection, this week it had plenty of reasons for regrets about Michael Owen – and certainly not too few to mention. The latest surely came when Liverpool's owner John W Henry, in an extremely dull-witted communiqué on why his new manager Brendan Rodgers had been left so inadequately covered after dispatching Andy Carroll to West Ham United, explained that the club was no longer looking for "quick-fix" solutions. That the former hero of Anfield and now free agent, the kid who once promised to smash every scoring record of Liverpool and England, had been passed on so that he could sign for Premier League rivals Stoke, was not universally condemned on Merseyside. Some pointed out that it could not be forgotten that he had spent the last three years of his dramatically diminished football life in the occasional service of Manchester United. Others said only time-expired sentiment would have justified Owen's return. There is, however, another interpretation. It says that one man's sound business instinct is another's failure of imagination. The latter verdict is certainly the one favoured here. Another conclusion has to be that Owen was never quite appreciated for what he was – a natural scorer of astonishing precocity who ran so fast, so acutely, that English football, having quickly taken him for granted, too quickly discounted his unique value. While David Beckham acquired the aura, Michael Owen did the business and not least on that unforgettable, humid night in Saint-Étienne when Beckham received one of the most gratuitous red cards in the history of football and Owen ran through Argentina for the goal which prompted Cesare Maldini, father of Paolo and then coach of Italy, to shake his head at the slowness of England's appreciation of quite what they had at their disposal Maldini's feeling was shared by all those dismayed by the sluggish pace of Hoddle's grooming of the wunderkind who had been a sensation in his first season in Premier League football. Owen was on the bench for the opening game against Tunisia, coming on in the last five minutes of a laboured performance in Marseilles and had a little longer (17 minutes) in the second match, a 2-1 defeat by Romania. In that time Owen scored an equaliser and in added time smacked a shot against a post. It was hard to imagine a point ever made quite so emphatically on an international field by someone so young. The argument that the best of Owen flew away when he lost that first, blinding turn of speed, is hard to counter but, like the old fighter who knows that his last asset will always be his punch, Owen continues to believe in his ability to score vital goals. This immutable fact only makes still more bizarre, at a time of aching transition, Liverpool's rejection of an old but potentially still effective icon. The mystery deepened during Sunday's defeat by Arsenal, when neither Luis Suarez nor Fabio Borini, ever looked likely to land a significant punch. Would Owen have made any kind of difference? It is reasonable to believe so. He would have brought, certainly, a high level of professional pride and the last of the instincts of a natural-born predator. Owen was, of course, a great goal-scorer in whom maybe too many in English football did not believe in quite enough. It is sad that the club he served most brilliantly has added its name to the list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Read this in 'I' while bored at work today. Just the headline alone told me I was in in for some hilarity. Such a disgustingly bad article. James Lawton: Liverpool add a sorry postscript to under-appreciated Owen's abilities Glenn Hoddle once announced that he was not a natural goalscorer – shortly before the 18-year-old illuminated the 1998 World Cup with the strike of the tournament. Gérard Houllier insisted he take his place in a rotation system which also included Emile Heskey. As England manager, Kevin Keegan preferred Andy Cole. Rafa Benitez packed him off to Real Madrid virtually sight-unseen. He substantially wrecked himself on behalf of England at the 2006 World Cup in Germany, four years after the one in which he scored against Brazil a trademark goal that briefly, hauntingly, seemed to open up the way to the final. Then Fabio Capello, who at times seemed inclined to act as Wayne Rooney's glorified manservant, officially consigned him to the international junkyard. If English football still has any powers of reflection, this week it had plenty of reasons for regrets about Michael Owen – and certainly not too few to mention. The latest surely came when Liverpool's owner John W Henry, in an extremely dull-witted communiqué on why his new manager Brendan Rodgers had been left so inadequately covered after dispatching Andy Carroll to West Ham United, explained that the club was no longer looking for "quick-fix" solutions. That the former hero of Anfield and now free agent, the kid who once promised to smash every scoring record of Liverpool and England, had been passed on so that he could sign for Premier League rivals Stoke, was not universally condemned on Merseyside. Some pointed out that it could not be forgotten that he had spent the last three years of his dramatically diminished football life in the occasional service of Manchester United. Others said only time-expired sentiment would have justified Owen's return. There is, however, another interpretation. It says that one man's sound business instinct is another's failure of imagination. The latter verdict is certainly the one favoured here. Another conclusion has to be that Owen was never quite appreciated for what he was – a natural scorer of astonishing precocity who ran so fast, so acutely, that English football, having quickly taken him for granted, too quickly discounted his unique value. While David Beckham acquired the aura, Michael Owen did the business and not least on that unforgettable, humid night in Saint-Étienne when Beckham received one of the most gratuitous red cards in the history of football and Owen ran through Argentina for the goal which prompted Cesare Maldini, father of Paolo and then coach of Italy, to shake his head at the slowness of England's appreciation of quite what they had at their disposal Maldini's feeling was shared by all those dismayed by the sluggish pace of Hoddle's grooming of the wunderkind who had been a sensation in his first season in Premier League football. Owen was on the bench for the opening game against Tunisia, coming on in the last five minutes of a laboured performance in Marseilles and had a little longer (17 minutes) in the second match, a 2-1 defeat by Romania. In that time Owen scored an equaliser and in added time smacked a shot against a post. It was hard to imagine a point ever made quite so emphatically on an international field by someone so young. The argument that the best of Owen flew away when he lost that first, blinding turn of speed, is hard to counter but, like the old fighter who knows that his last asset will always be his punch, Owen continues to believe in his ability to score vital goals. This immutable fact only makes still more bizarre, at a time of aching transition, Liverpool's rejection of an old but potentially still effective icon. The mystery deepened during Sunday's defeat by Arsenal, when neither Luis Suarez nor Fabio Borini, ever looked likely to land a significant punch. Would Owen have made any kind of difference? It is reasonable to believe so. He would have brought, certainly, a high level of professional pride and the last of the instincts of a natural-born predator. Owen was, of course, a great goal-scorer in whom maybe too many in English football did not believe in quite enough. It is sad that the club he served most brilliantly has added its name to the list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 the 'I' is crap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Read this in 'I' while bored at work today. Just the headline alone told me I was in in for some hilarity. Such a disgustingly bad article. He would have brought, certainly, a high level of professional pride After tolerating the whole article, that was it for me. Fucking lost it there and burst out in laughter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Pride my arse, it wasn't even listed on his stupid skill set thingy... It should read "He would have brought, certainly a clean freshness to Liverpool" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 :lol: He would've made Liverpool cool again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What a crock of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd fucking love it if it had been him who had written that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That's got to be a parody article, right? Like the newsthump one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/08/Michael-Owen.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. Fantastic that one He'd have to have a heart for that to work. Ames didn't die, either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 the 'I' is crap Not really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest expat in the pool Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 he's a complete twat. hope he stays injury free but doesn't get picked (for stoke haha). so he'll be sitting on the bench for a shite club, earning less and winning nothing. reputation and legacy in tatters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/08/Michael-Owen.jpg Closest I've ever been to experiencing a parallel universe is looking at that picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Why on earth are we still giving this parasite any attention? Was hoping this thread would pretty much go in the way of this waster's career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/08/Michael-Owen.jpg Closest I've ever been to experiencing a parallel universe is looking at that picture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon_d'Or#Winners What's the problem like? http://i.imgur.com/4oDIY.jpg Fuck me. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/08/Michael-Owen.jpg Closest I've ever been to experiencing a parallel universe is looking at that picture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon_d'Or#Winners What's the problem like? http://i.imgur.com/4oDIY.jpg Fuck me. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/4oDIY.jpg Fuck me. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/4oDIY.jpg f*** me. :lol: I was actually pleased that he topped Raúl that year, as ridiculous a decision as it was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Even better that he pipped that arsehole Raul to the award too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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