Guest bimpy474 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Hope one of his horses falls on him. Then shouts "BUNDLE!!!". oh yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Apparently it was him in Kenwyne Jones locker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 The former England star is retiring after managing just one start for Stoke all season, because he says he can no longer cut it at the highest level since losing his blistering turn pace. Eh? Why didn't he retire 12 years ago, then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Parting gift: Stoke players egg Michael Owen's Mercedes as "farewell present" http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/stoke-players-egg-michael-owens-1884378 I bet deep-down he's really pissed off at that. I bet it's not so deep at all - the little cunt will be fuming! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5 6m 3 greats are bowing out of the game today...the Boss, Scholesy + Carragher...thanks for the memories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Hatred aside, he was one of the best from 97-04. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5 6m 3 greats are bowing out of the game today...the Boss, Scholesy + Carragher...thanks for the memories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Unfortunately he followed up with: @themichaelowen without injuries would have broken every scoring record out there.Scariest pace ever,cold hearted finisher,won games alone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Hatred aside, he was one of the best from 97-04. Would even say till that Spurs game in December 2005. He did very well for us in that first half of the season, not missing many games and scoring some good goals. Ever since, though, he wasn't the same player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 A celebratory drink is in order tonight to wish this prick a miserable retirement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Love that not a single fucker gives a flying about him quitting. EDIT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Michael Going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm confused about these goal scoring records he'd have broken, given that at his peak he never broke 20 league goals in a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sorry if it's a giggs but: OptaJoe @OptaJoe 2m 2005 - The final goal assist of Michael Owen's Premier League career came in December 2005. Distant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I'm confused about these goal scoring records he'd have broken, given that at his peak he never broke 20 league goals in a season. He had 40 goals for England, I don't think it's unreasonable to think he'd have smashed Charlton's record if he hadn't been injury prone. He also had 118 Premier League goals by 25, Shearer had 104 at that age as a comparison (that's including his goals in the old First Division). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Saw Michael Gowen and spent a good few minutes wondering who the fuck he was until I clicked on the thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I'm confused about these goal scoring records he'd have broken, given that at his peak he never broke 20 league goals in a season. He had 40 goals for England, I don't think it's unreasonable to think he'd have smashed Charlton's record if he hadn't been injury prone. He also had 118 Premier League goals by 25, Shearer had 104 at that age as a comparison (that's including his goals in the old First Division). Yeah he didn't though, cos he's a crock who abused himself into an early retirement. Stupid boring little shite. Mashed that sprint button didn't he, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 RIP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 RIP Got me hopes up there, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sorry if it's a giggs but: OptaJoe @OptaJoe 2m 2005 - The final goal assist of Michael Owen's Premier League career came in December 2005. Distant. Is that the one to Shearer at West Ham? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sorry if it's a giggs but: OptaJoe @OptaJoe 2m 2005 - The final goal assist of Michael Owen's Premier League career came in December 2005. Distant. Didn't start and score in a PL game in the last 4 and a half years of his career - in the PL. Proper poacher, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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