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One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?  

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  1. 1. One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?

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He's probably the only member of the club, mind. Probably charges himself too to be part of his own fan club. You'd get a mug with his face on it as a sign-up gift.

 

 

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Would love to believe he's trolling - it's too tragic to believe to be real.

 

Heard on podcasts that apparently he was a decent laugh at Liverpool, and actually has a sense of humour to date. 

 

At least 60% thinks he knows what he's up too posting that and quite frankly couldn't give a fuck, but the other 39% is sure he's dragged his family out to a horse stable to watch him polish his medal collection. 

 

 

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On 20/12/2021 at 03:09, nufcjb said:

He's probably the only member of the club, mind. Probably charges himself too to be part of his own fan club. You'd get a mug with his face on it as a sign-up gift.

 

 

 

 

Probably signed his wife and kids up and makes them drink their morning brow out of that mug. Probably gives them a Michael Owen calendar that they have to hide every year too.

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19 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

Not sure who I'd rather drop kick 1st out of those 2...

 

There really is something about him that makes me skin crawl.

 

This statement is interchangeable for both of them.

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14 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

If he’s not currently a singing donut on the Masked Singer I’ll eat my hat.

 

 

 

aye, just thought that!

looks like i'm gonna be looking for a new tv soon if his smug face pops out of that costume.

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Just now, Colos Short and Curlies said:

There’s no way he’s got either the balls or personality to do that show.

 

like the Shearer guess tonight but for my money it’s Kammy

but he does have the ego.

wants a career in showbiz, man.

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9 hours ago, Fantail Breeze said:

All three of you should hang your heads in shame for watching that.

I’d rather be Michael Owen than watch that show.

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25 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

Looks like this cunts daughter is going into Love Island.

 

another reason not to watch it, may take up aortic modelling whilst the wife rots her brain cells for the next 3 months or so.


How long will it take her to bring up who her dad is…

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