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1)BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Woodgate, no contest

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

 

At his best, Dyer, but it shows we’ve not been blessed in this area.

 

3) BEST STRIKER

 

Bellamy. Shearer wasn't quite the same player after his injury against Everton.

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

 

Bellamy

 

5) BEST MANAGER

 

Sir Bob

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

 

Boumsong. He never looked the part, right from the start.

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

 

Of the realistic possibilities, Anelka

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

 

Dyer

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

 

4-3 v Man Utd

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

 

4-3 v Leeds

 

11) WORST GAME

 

0-1 to Wigan reserves in the League Cup. We showed neither skill nor spirit.

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

 

Shearer v Everton, the volley from 30 yards. It produced my loudest yell of the decade

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

 

Don’t know. I think I’ve blanked them all out.

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

 

Ranger

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

 

Jonas

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

 

Robert

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

 

Acuna

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

 

For sheer consistency, Smith has it over Barton. One mean hombre.

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

 

Given

Beye Faye Woodgate Bernard

Solano Speed Jenas 

Dyer Bellamy

Shearer

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

 

Less, unless some rich Sheikh takes an interest in us.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Tell Shearer in 2003 that he was going to be a squad player, and if he didn’t like it, he could go. Keeping him as a first team regular right up to the point of retirement was a very costly error.

 

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

has to be Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

 

Nobby Solano

 

3) BEST STRIKER

 

Shearer, of course

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

 

Shearer as well

 

5) BEST MANAGER

 

Only one Kevin Keegan...

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

 

Luque. Had high expectations in him.

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

 

Rooney

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

 

Bellamy

 

9) BEST HOME GAMES

 

Bolton last season (as I was at SJP for that one), Sunderland, Reading and Fulham (all under Keegan)

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

 

the 4:1 win over Spurs in 2008

 

11) WORST GAME

 

Villa away last season, Sporting Lisbon in 2005 UEFA CUP (the 4:1 defeat)

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

 

Shearer vs. Everton (the volley), also loved the goal that Milner scored on New Years day vs. Man Utd.

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

 

Duff's own goal vs. Villa

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

 

Alan Smith's current one

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Andy Carroll's last season vs. West Ham (the conrow)

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Owen and David Edgar

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

 

Stephen Carr, maybe

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Scott Parker

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

 

                                Given

 

Beye        Woodgate    Taylor        Enrique

 

                             Parker 

 

           Solano                        Speed       

 

 

              Owen    Shearer   Bellamy

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

 

Next 3 or so years will be a mixture of Premierleague midfield and relegation fight. After that and with a new owner we will get back to Europe again. I'm optimistic  :lol:

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

The second part of the Ashley era, as it started quite well with getting KK back and playing stylish football.

 

 

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

On his day Dyer

3) BEST STRIKER

Shearer

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Shearer although last 2 seasons was gash

5) BEST MANAGER

Sir Bob

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Luque,Boumsong & Viana

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

Ronaldo instead of Viana

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Milner,Faye,N'Zogbia & Given last season

9) BEST HOME GAME

Man U 4-3 or NAC 5-0

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

Feyenoord 3-2

11) WORST GAME

Liverpool (h) 1-5 could've been 1-12

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Shearer v Everton

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

All of them

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Shearers floating wheatabix

16) WORST HAIRCUT

David James' Hitler v us

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Acuna

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Bellamy

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Nolan

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

Given

Beye

Jose

Faye

Woodgate

Robert

Speed

Dyer

Nobby

Shearer

Bellaz

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Fuck knows with the FCB ruling the reign

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

Not sacked Sir Bob and replaced him with Souness

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Solano

3) BEST STRIKER

Shearer

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Shearer

5) BEST MANAGER

Sir bobby robson

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Martins- expected alot from him didnt get much except a few good goals

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

Anelka

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Beye

9) BEST HOME GAME

3-1 against boro

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

4-1 against sunderland

11) WORST GAME

aston villa relegation match

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Martins v Spurs

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

alonso 74 yarder

15) BEST HAIRCUT

colo

16) WORST HAIRCUT

carroll

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Smith

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

Given

S.Taylor  Woodgate Bassong  Bernard

Solano  Dyer Speed Robert

Bellamy  Shearer

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

Ashley buying us

 

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Stolen from boro forum, tweeted by Caulkin.  (I've just pasted there awards)

 

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Jean-Alain Boumsong

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Nicky Butt

 

3) BEST STRIKER

Daniel Cordone

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Fumaca

 

5) BEST MANAGER

Graeme Souness.  If we're going for a best coach too, then Mick Wadsworth.

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Alan Shearer

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

Dong Gook Lee

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Marcelino

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

Crystal Palace at home.  0-0.  Absolute classic with those paper planes.

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

1-1 away at Watford under Roeder.  Exceptional result.

 

11) WORST GAME

Feyenoord 3-2 away.  Further participation in Europe in the second group stage for the first time ever just led to a fixture pile-up.

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Danny Guthrie's penalty away at Wigan last boxing day

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

Wayne Rooney's volley at Old Trafford.  s*** clearance by Ramage.

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Alan Shearer's hair island

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Michael Owen's schoolboy cut.

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Clarence Acuna

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Xisco

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Kieron Dyer

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

Harper

Simpson

Coloccini

Steven Taylor

Enrique

Guthrie

Smith

Nolan

Gutierrez

Carroll

Lovenkrands

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Less is more.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

the price of those exceptional programmes.  Shocking they've crept up from £2 to £3 in 10 years.  Hyperinflation I tell ye.

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER:

 

Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER:

 

Solano (Shortly followed by Speed)

 

3) BEST STRIKER:

 

Shearer

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER:

 

Shearer

 

5)BEST MANAGER:

 

Sir Bobby

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER:

 

Luque (Viana isn't far behind though)

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED:

 

Michael Carrick

 

8) WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET GO:

 

Speed

 

9) BEST HOME GAME:

 

3-1 Vs Boro (last season)

 

 

10) BEST AWAY GAME:

 

4-1 Vs Sunderland :aww: (closely followed by Leeds or Feyenoord)

 

11) WORST GAME:

 

Relegation game at Villa Park

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED:

 

Shearer volley Vs Everton

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED:

 

Alonso behind the halfway line

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT:

 

Coloccini

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT:

 

Carroll's braids

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER:

 

Hugo Viana

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER:

 

Ryan Taylor

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER:

 

Kevin Nolan

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE:

 

----------------------Given-------------

 

---Beye---Woodgate---Taylor--Bernard

 

---Solano---Dyer---Speed---Robert

 

------------------Shearer----Bellamy----

 

21) 10 YEARS FUTURE PREDICTION:

 

Fuck knows. It all depends on this coming summer, imo..

 

22) CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE PAST DECADE:

 

Ashley buying us

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Robert

 

3) BEST STRIKER

Shearer

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Given

 

5) BEST MANAGER

Sir Bobby

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Albert Luque and Titus Bramble. We really needed a good defender when Titus was signed, but it wasn't to be.

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

John Terry in 2003

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Jonathan Woodgate

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

Everton 6-2 in 2002

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

Feyenoord 3-2 and Inter 2-2

 

11) WORST GAME

Villa 0-1 and Sheffield Utd 0-1 under Roeder

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Shearer vs. Everton and Jenas volley  West Ham

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

Ramage and Srnicek at Bolton

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Coloccini

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Carroll

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Scott Parker

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Matty Pattison

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Alan Smith

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

Given - Beye, Woody, Dabizas, Enrique - Solano, Speed, Dyer, Robert - Shearer, Bellamy

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Equally, maybe not finishing in the top 4 but we'll go close at some point.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

Not appointing Souness

 

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Just curious f41nt, why do you have "f*** the NUST" as your sig?

 

Because I f***ing hate them.

 

I get that.  ;D  Just wondering why?

 

Can't be arsed to rant on to be honest.  I just don't get why they think they can do a better job than Ashely and how the fuck they think they can finance it all.

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Jonathan Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

 

Nolberto Solano (Followed by Laurent Robert, Rob Lee and Gary Speed).

 

3) BEST STRIKER

 

No need to answer this... Shearer of course.

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

 

Shearer

 

5) BEST MANAGER

 

Sir Bobby Robson

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

 

Michael Owen

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

 

Wayne Rooney

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

 

Gary Speed

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

 

4-1 vs Mackems

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

 

3-2 vs Feyenoord

 

11) WORST GAME

 

2-6 defeat to Man Utd

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

 

Laurent Robert vs Tottenham

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

 

Alonso vs Harper

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

 

Coloccini

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

 

Coloccini

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

 

Jose Enrique (Gay question!)

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

 

Jonas

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

 

Alan Smith

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

 

Shay Given, Habib Beye, Jose Enrique, Jonathan Woodgate, Sebastian Bassong, Laurent Robert, Nobby Solano, Gary Speed, Rob Lee, Alan Shearer, Obafemi Martins.

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

 

Hopefully going back to the top6 of the Premiership, at least top10.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Not hiring Souness and not buying Michael Owen

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1) BEST WATFORD DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Paul Robinson

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Ashley Young

3) BEST STRIKER

Heidar Helguson or Tommy Mooney

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Lloyd Doyley (been there the whole time!)

5) BEST MANAGER

Aidy Boothroyd

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Nathan Ellington

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

anyone but Nathan Ellington

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Tommy Smith or Paul Robinson

9) BEST HOME GAME

Watford 5-2 Southampton

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

Burnley 4-7 Watford OR Watford 3-0 Leeds... hmmm

11) WORST GAME

Southampton 2-1 Watford (FA Cup semi-final, crushing)

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Lloyd Doyley vs QPR (or Gavin Mahon vs Portsmouth)

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

Paul Robinson lobbing Ben Foster

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Gavin Mahon  O0

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Darius Henderson's bleached look! (Jason Lee was more than a decade ago)

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Lloyd Doyley

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Lloyd Doyley

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

John Eustace

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

-----------------------------Foster

Doyley----------DeMerit-------------Carlisle-------Robinson

 

T.Smith--------Spring-----------------Nielsen--------A.Young

--------------------------------------------------------------------

-----------------Mooney-------------King

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Equally mediocre and insignificant. :)

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

No Vialli.

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Robert

3) BEST STRIKER

Shearer

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Shearer

5) BEST MANAGER

SBR

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Mr Owen

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

C Ronaldo instead of Viana?

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Nobby the first time

9) BEST HOME GAME

Manure 4-3 01/02

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

Has to be Feyernood

11) WORST GAME

Cant look past Villa away

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Robert's overhead backheel  :smitten:

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

Duff's OG felt the worst

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Collocini

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Cordone

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Jonas  :hom:

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Acuna

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Alan Smith, those both feet off the floor tackles man, no need.

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

Given

Jose

Beye

Woodgate

Bassong

Robert

Nobby

Speed

Dyer

Shearer

Bellamy

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Equally to less

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

The way Sir Bobby was turfed out

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

For touch alone, has to be Nobby.

 

3) BEST STRIKER

Shearer

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

For influence and goals, Shearer

 

5) BEST MANAGER

Wor Bobby

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

Luque

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

Anelka, instead of fucking Owen

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Bellamy, Solano the first time, Speed

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

Chelsea 1-0 FA Cup - one of my first home games, atmosphere was immense from start to finish

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

Feyernoord wins hands down

 

11) WORST GAME

Villa away - a bit of effort and passion and we'd have stayed up

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

One of the Shearer volleys

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

Alonso at Anfield was dreadful

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Jonas

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Carroll's against West Ham

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Jose is pretty fucking hot like

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Ryan Taylor - he looks like his face has been run over by a jumbo jet

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Smithy

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

 

                  Given

Beye  Taylor  Woodgate  Bernard

Solano  Speed  Dyer  Robert

          Shearer  Bellamy

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

I couldn't even predict what's going to happen next week anymore...

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

Bobby's sacking. Whether he was getting too old or not, it was the day the downward spiral started and we haven't gone up since.

 

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Jonathan Woodgate

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

 

Nolberto Solano (Followed by Laurent Robert, Rob Lee and Gary Speed).

 

3) BEST STRIKER

 

No need to answer this... Shearer of course.

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

 

Shearer

 

5) BEST MANAGER

 

Sir Bobby Robson

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

 

Michael Owen

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

 

Wayne Rooney

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

 

Gary Speed

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

 

4-1 vs Mackems

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

 

3-2 vs Feyenoord

 

11) WORST GAME

 

2-6 defeat to Man Utd

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

 

Laurent Robert vs Tottenham

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

 

Alonso vs Harper

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

 

Coloccini

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

 

Coloccini

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

 

Jose Enrique (Gay question!)

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

 

Jonas

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

 

Alan Smith

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

 

Shay Given, Habib Beye, Jose Enrique, Jonathan Woodgate, Sebastian Bassong, Laurent Robert, Nobby Solano, Gary Speed, Rob Lee, Alan Shearer, Obafemi Martins.

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

 

Hopefully going back to the top6 of the Premiership, at least top10.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

 

Not hiring Souness and not buying Michael Owen

 

OMG DID YOU ACTUALLY JUS SAY DAT.....? FINK AGAIN...DIKHEAD

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1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE

Woodgate. Obvious answer.

 

2) BEST MIDFIELDER

Robert. As much as I love Nobby, Robert was total class.

 

3) BEST STRIKER

Al Shearer. Followed closely by Cordone and Rossi.....

 

4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER

Well Shearer's obvious, so apart from him it'd have to be Given....through gritted teeth.

 

5) BEST MANAGER

Bobby.

 

6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

honourable mentions go to luque and viana, but I reckon Titus Bramble. In the sense that, if it wasn't for those stupid errors, he'd be a qualit defender.

 

7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...

The summer when we only bought Bowyer became a turning point, I think. So my answer is "anybody decent during that summer".

 

8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...

Milner and Abdoulaye Faye. Managerially, we should NEVER have let Allardyce go (which I know is unpopular around here).

 

9) BEST HOME GAME

Personally, I loved beating Boro 3-1 last season. It was all or nothing.....when the 3rd went in, people around me were dancing and somersaulting. A great night (that ultimately meant nothing).

 

10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME

there was the san siro, ending the jinx at highbury and of course, 4-1 on wearside. but the best HAS to be rotterdam. my favourite match ever.

 

11) WORST GAME

Villa last season. theres been far too many, but scoreline-wise, losing 5-1 at home to birmingham in the cup was nasty. also, that shootout against partizan was tragic.

 

12) BEST GOAL SCORED

Shearer vs Everton. But runners-up include Robert vs Fulham, Shearer vs Villa and Ranger vs Coventry.

 

13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED

with our defence??? it's hard getting it down to 10.

 

15) BEST HAIRCUT

Oba Martins with his "wet finger in a socket" piece.

 

16) WORST HAIRCUT

Cordone and his headband (despite Carroll's cornrows coming close)

 

17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER

Habib Beye, you sexy beast!

 

18) UGLIEST PLAYER

Clarence Acuna.

 

19) DIRTIEST PLAYER

Acuna looked like he never showered......oh right. in that case, i'd say bowyer, smith or barton.

 

20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE

                            Given

S Taylor    Woodgate    Bassong    Bernard

Solano          Dyer          Speed      Robert

                  Shearer      Bellamy

 

21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL

Premiership for all the decade (from August). But never in the top 4, and still without a trophy. European football eventually returns.

 

22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE

Mike Ashley. So much has happened over 10 years, yet this answer is so obvious.

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