David Icke - Son of God Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Vital Football, man The quotes are from Daily Mail tbf. I know that, but it's your typical Vital Football article. Take some quotes, tack a completely fictional facts to them and hope nee fucker notices. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I imagine opposing defences will part like the Red Sea when Victor runs at them. Keep taking the tablets, Billy. Seriously, if we sinai him, I hope he commands a regular place. If we sign him,i believe Delima will Mount Ararat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I imagine opposing defences will part like the Red Sea when Victor runs at them. Keep taking the tablets, Billy. Seriously, if we sinai him, I hope he commands a regular place. As long as Ashley isn't putting all his eggs in one basket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5806/ashleyh.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadsword Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? That was the excuse they gave. Dodgy knees, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepharite Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? He did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? I recall quite clearly he didn't want to come north. He never got to a medical as far as I was aware Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? I recall quite clearly he didn't want to come north. He never got to a medical as far as I was aware He had the medical. He pulled out of the press conference which Keegan was going to unveil him. Decided that he wanted more time to think things through, and then decided that he didn't want to move North. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I can't bring myself to believe this one is going to come off. He most probably won't as he must have PL options closer to home. If he does then great - if not it'll be like when John Salako preferred Coventry City to us. Remember that ? what? john solako was all but signed until the deal with PSG for geourge weah went pear shaped and they sold him to ac milan and offered us ginola as a sweetener, sory but solako never turned us down, in fact i remember he was very bitter at the way we dropped him like a lead baloon in favour of ginola I thought Salako failed his medical? That was the excuse they gave. Dodgy knees, apparently. Aye, I seem to remember it was to do with a failed medical. Seems the 'official' line may have been the 'too far north' one though... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football--salako-dismisses-newcastle-as-a-move-too-far-1587765.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 odds getting slashed by the min, was at 7/2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Oh there's going to be some tears before bedtime i feel. *secretly very giddy* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Transfers are odd, you get linked with a player you get excited then if you sign him you're happy for 5 mins then you think right, who is next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 It's not Monday for clubs in Administration though, I think clubs in administration are allowed to do buisness outside the transfer windows. Sometimes, clubs get special dispensation to sell players outside a transfer window, but that generally only applies when a club goes into administration after the transfer deadline has passed. I recall quite clearly he didn't want to come north. He never got to a medical as far as I was aware Solako claimed that Newcastle were too far north for him. I remember reading an interview with a South African talking about the Solako transfer who had joked that you couldn't claim anywhere was too far north if you could travel there in under two days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Moses has played quite a few games with Nile for England U-19's hasnt he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Moses has played quite a few games with Nile for England U-19's hasnt he? Yep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepharite Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 "Moses uses Nile to take Newcastle to the promised land" I could work for the Sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 "Moses uses Nile to take Newcastle to the promised land" I could work for the Sun. Nah, that's far too witty for the Sun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Moses has played quite a few games with Nile for England U-19's hasnt he? i think they were both in the crystal palace academy at the same time for a while too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Victor Moses, str8 like a banana. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Time to go all tabloid on you... GK - MARK Bosnich RB - Nicky EDEN LB - PONTIUS PILATE Kaamark CB - Nedum ONOAHa CB - JOSEPH Yobo RM - JESUS Navas LM - Victor MOSES CM - Jermaine GENESIS CM - Willo FLOOD CF - NILE MANGER CF - Juan Pablo ANGEL Manager - Glenn GODdle Director of Football - Dennis WISE men Chairman - Freddie SHEPHERD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Time to go all tabloid on you... GK - MARK Bosnich RB - Nicky EDEN LB - PONTIUS PILATE Kaamark CB - Nedum ONOAHa CB - JOSEPH Yobo RM - JESUS Navas LM - Victor MOSES CM - Jermaine GENESIS CM - Willo FLOOD CF - NILE MANGER CF - Juan Pablo ANGEL Manager - Glenn GODdle Director of Football - Dennis WISE men Chairman - Freddie SHEPHERD No place for Christiano Ronaldo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepharite Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 West Ham, Fulham and Wigan interested SSN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 West Spam, Wigan and Fulham have joined the race to sign Moses (according to SSN). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 "Sky Sports understands West Ham, Wigan and Fulham have entered the race" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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