adam1 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 if the Nolan one is fake, thats probably the saddest thing ive ever seen. Its not even trying to be remotely funny. I had a slight inkling it was fake when i noticed the same spelling mistakes on both the Nolan and Stevie Taylor accounts like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 if the Nolan one is fake, thats probably the saddest thing ive ever seen. Its not even trying to be remotely funny. I had a slight inkling it was fake when i noticed the same spelling mistakes on both the Nolan and Stevie Taylor accounts like. Yes the obvious piss take accounts you can see why people would do them. The Nolan one though is just an enormous saddo. What's telling is that nearly all his comments are questions as if he's getting off on the attention and the tweets that he'll be receiving off those suckered into thinking he's the real deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 It's a bit too close to "weirdo stalker" territory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I think I'm dead inside, don't see the great amusement in all of those daft fake ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 The only piss-take one I follow is Big Sam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 TheBig_Sam: I bloody love 'The Gadget Show'. Wish they could come up with a gadget that could calculate the amount of wanks I've had over Suzi Perry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 TheBig_Sam: I bloody love 'The Gadget Show'. Wish they could come up with a gadget that could calculate the amount of wanks I've had over Suzi Perry. lmafo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 TheBig_Sam: I bloody love 'The Gadget Show'. Wish they could come up with a gadget that could calculate the amount of wanks I've had over Suzi Perry. lmafo Laughing my ass f**king off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 # MMMM ... bread was burned ... house smelled like .... ( you fill dis in ) !!! # Da end of this story ends.. with: I forgot dat i had bread in the oven .. before i left.. me and perr were hungry.. Jesus wept. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I think Babel's having a breakdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Babel is a fucking nacker, he does know that A LOT of people view his retarded updates? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 He's a knacker and a pretty cack footballer. Never a great combo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Why does he talk half gangster half spacker? http://i31.tinypic.com/28qy9z.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 TheBig_Sam: I bloody love 'The Gadget Show'. Wish they could come up with a gadget that could calculate the amount of wanks I've had over Suzi Perry. lmafo Laughing my ass f**king off? Thanks for clarfying my message Joeyt... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Stan Collymore's a moron. MoN's resignation's clearly troubling his pair of brain cells. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 TheBig_Sam: Brought bit of Big Sam's patented innovation to training today. TheBig_Sam: I stood in the midle of the five-a-side pitch with my ghetto blaster, dancing to 'Groove Is In The Heart' by Deee-Lite. TheBig_Sam: The challenge for the lads was to resist the groove of the beat and my moves, and concentrate solely on the football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 TheBig_Sam: They failed. Within minutes, the entire squad had abandoned the kickabout and had joined me in the centre circle, dancing their testes off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 CaulkinTheTimes Total Sport on BBC Newcastle at 6pm. Doubt I'll say anything interesting though. But I might. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 TheBig_Sam: Big Sam is the James Dean of football, changing the game with my method-managing and smashing head-first into the tree of success. In the shower, getting all soapy & wet while singing 'Milkshake' by Kelis at the top of my voice. I've turned you all on haven't I? Result. When Big Sam was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich. Here's what she said to me: "You're a massive bellend, Samuel. Always will be. I wish I'd taken one up the shite-pipe the day you were conceived, you useless tit." That was the last time I asked her about my future. I can still recognise and locate my very first pube. After all these years - and the arrival of thousands more - it's still my favourite. I forgot all about training today. My secretary rings while I'm in the middle of my morning wank. Made her wait on the line til I finished. She nervously asked: "Where are you, Mr Allardyce?" I replied: "In paradise, Ethel. I'm in fucking paradise." 'A Question of Sport: Uncensored'. Maybe Sue Barker will show her muff. Haven't seen it since 77 when Cliff & I spit-roasted her to oblivion Big Sam is pumped about the weekend. Return of the football? Fuck that. I'm talking about WWE Summerslam. I'm watching it topless. Bring it. Thank God tomorrow's Friday. Out for a bit of bingo with Tarby and Youssou N'Dour. As usual, we'll probably end up in a whorehouse. Mental. Dioufy asks me in training how my summer went. Next thing I know, the entire squad is singing 'Summer Lovin'. I love my boys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Anyone know if the Andy_Carroll is the real one? He's just started tweeting for the first time in 3 months after match. Certainly making out he's Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Anyone know if the Andy_Carroll is the real one? He's just started tweeting for the first time in 3 months after match. Certainly making out he's Carroll. Routledge and LuaLua are the only genuine ones AFAIK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Carroll is a gigantic fake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://web17.twitpic.com/img/147777661-fb0f5cd99524099415c6272dd2d2307e.4c6c50d8-scaled.jpg Courtesy of http://www.twitter.com/Moyesiah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Anyone follow both Rio Ferdinand and Robbie Savage? Their banter tonights been hilarious (imo) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 What Savage was saying last night to Chris Moyles about pies was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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