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I came up with:

 

'No Means No' by Titus Bramble, Marlon King & Ched Evans

'Getting Fans to Love You' by Michael Owen

'Correct Uses of Literally' by Jamie Redknapp

'Why Phill Collins is Shit' by Steven Gerrard

 

Although I liked WBCP's suggestion of:

 

Anything by Harry Redknapp because he can't read and write.

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I came up with:

 

'No Means No' by Titus Bramble, Marlon King & Ched Evans

'Getting Fans to Love You' by Michael Owen

'Correct Uses of Literally' by Jamie Redknapp

'Why Phill Collins is Shit' by Steven Gerrard

 

Although I liked WBCP's suggestion of:

 

Anything by Harry Redknapp because he can't read and write.

 

I always thought Gerrard was actually asking for Phil Collins.

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Guest Roy the Irish Magpie

My unlikely books.....

 

'How to avoid the book' by Cheik Tiote

 

'Law 11 explained' - By Papiss Cisse

 

'Alan Pardew's guide to the perfect set-piece'

 

'Match Fit' by Steven Taylor

 

'Loyalty' by Zlantan Ibrahimovic

 

'My four Ballon D'ors' by Cristiano Ronaldo

 

'Playing fair' by Thierry Henry

 

'Anarchism' by Paulo DI Canio

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Guest hatem garrincha

'Pass & Go' by Hatem Ben Arfa

 

And from a mackem :

 

Hatem Ben-Arfa - The Obesity Epidemic: What Caused It? How Can We Stop It?

:lol:

 

 

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Guest VanBarduck

My unlikely books.....

 

'How to avoid the book' by Cheik Tiote

 

'Law 11 explained' - By Papiss Cisse

 

'Alan Pardew's guide to the perfect set-piece'

 

'Match Fit' by Steven Taylor

 

'Loyalty' by Zlantan Ibrahimovic

 

'My four Ballon D'ors' by Cristiano Ronaldo

 

'Playing fair' by Thierry Henry

 

'Anarchism' by Paulo DI Canio

 

This.  ;D

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I told you my wife was ill -  Coloccini autobiography

 

Bravo 3 Zero - by Paolo Di Canio

 

About a boy - by Shane Ferguson

 

The Princess Diaries - by Xisco

 

Vernon does little - by Anita

 

The Krul see - by Rob Elliot

 

Alanshite 451 - by Pardew

 

Cloud Natrass - The Level 7 1970's appreciation society

 

Donkey Tiote - by Miguel De Ashley

 

100 games of lolitude - by Shola Ameobi

 

Memoirs of a Geisha - by Xisco

 

Sports Direct and the Giant Peach - by Mike Ashley

 

The Unbearable Shiteness of Being... ...Danny Simpson

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