Dave Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dis? Are you fucking for real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 : Demba Ba Rodallega Gameiro Sow Gervinho Menez Sturridge Jelavic I hope we sign 2 players from dis list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hope we get : Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dere's more strikers out there den dis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dis? Are you f***ing for real? Exactly Dave, fucking tell him... http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081201204915/uncyclopedia/images/7/75/Grammar_Nazi_Logo.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith1__ Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I thisagree with one or two but aye. Which? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'd thismiss Rodellega for starters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 There's a regular poster who is far worse lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dere's more strikers out there den dis. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 : Demba Ba Rodallega Gameiro Sow Gervinho Menez Sturridge Jelavic I hope we sign 2 players from this list. ALAN SMITH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 A typo is fair enough but saying 'dis'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Best part is that there were like 4 comments in the space of like 2 minutes on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'm on a trainin course right now and dese comments made me chuckle out loud. Dere all looking at me like I'm mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 man, a typo on this site can really get you in trouble Man, getting all five letters wrong so they form "SMITH" can't be a typo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 A typo is fair enough but saying 'dis'. Maybe he went to the same school as Nile Ranger? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/breves2011/20110519_083422_gervinho-sur-le-depart.html Little article on Gervinho. They reckon that if he leaves Lille it'll be for a Champions League club, ruling out us, Everton & Aston Villa, and that Arsenal & Man City might be keen. Fee would be around €10m. Supposing we could convince him, I reckon that sort of fee and wages he'd be after would be bang in the Ashley budget and sort of fee he wants to spend to replace Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Hope we try anyway. Tiote and Drogba can convince him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/7581/6/exclusive-pardew-nerwcastle-targetting-gascoigne-esque-players? Alan Pardew has claimed Newcastle are targeting Gascoigne-esque players to improve their squad for next season. Speaking to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast, the Magpies boss claimed the club didn’t have a big enough squad to compete properly in either of the domestic cup competitions this term. As preparations for the summer transfer window continue Pardew admitted that he is looking to bring some stardust to St James’ Park. He said: “Next year the most important thing is that we improve. “The period that I’ve been here has been fantastic with the size of our squad we’ve had. “We need some offensive players. One or two players that Newcastle have always had, gets bums of seats players, that little moment that lifts you. “Players like Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle but they’re expensive and difficult to purchase. “We’re competing with Champions League clubs to get those sorts of players. “Hopefully we can get one or two of those in and keep the basis of the squad we’ve got here who have been brilliant. “Securing the good players we’ve got here isn’t easy either, we need a squad big enough to attack one of the cups. “This year though we didn’t have a squad big enough, in the modern game you must have 20-22 quality players.” Here's a tip: don't sell them in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/7581/6/exclusive-pardew-nerwcastle-targetting-gascoigne-esque-players? Alan Pardew has claimed Newcastle are targeting Gascoigne-esque players to improve their squad for next season. Speaking to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast, the Magpies boss claimed the club didn’t have a big enough squad to compete properly in either of the domestic cup competitions this term. As preparations for the summer transfer window continue Pardew admitted that he is looking to bring some stardust to St James’ Park. He said: “Next year the most important thing is that we improve. “The period that I’ve been here has been fantastic with the size of our squad we’ve had. “We need some offensive players. One or two players that Newcastle have always had, gets bums of seats players, that little moment that lifts you. “Players like Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle but they’re expensive and difficult to purchase. “We’re competing with Champions League clubs to get those sorts of players. “Hopefully we can get one or two of those in and keep the basis of the squad we’ve got here who have been brilliant. “Securing the good players we’ve got here isn’t easy either, we need a squad big enough to attack one of the cups. “This year though we didn’t have a squad big enough, in the modern game you must have 20-22 quality players.” Here's a tip: don't sell them in the first place. of course, given the mentality of our board what comes after the bit you've highlighted is 'and once they prove they're worth it you have to pay them properly. so we sell them and start all over again' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/7581/6/exclusive-pardew-nerwcastle-targetting-gascoigne-esque-players? Alan Pardew has claimed Newcastle are targeting Gascoigne-esque players to improve their squad for next season. Speaking to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast, the Magpies boss claimed the club didnt have a big enough squad to compete properly in either of the domestic cup competitions this term. As preparations for the summer transfer window continue Pardew admitted that he is looking to bring some stardust to St James Park. He said: Next year the most important thing is that we improve. The period that Ive been here has been fantastic with the size of our squad weve had. We need some offensive players. One or two players that Newcastle have always had, gets bums of seats players, that little moment that lifts you. Players like Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle but theyre expensive and difficult to purchase. Were competing with Champions League clubs to get those sorts of players. Hopefully we can get one or two of those in and keep the basis of the squad weve got here who have been brilliant. Securing the good players weve got here isnt easy either, we need a squad big enough to attack one of the cups. This year though we didnt have a squad big enough, in the modern game you must have 20-22 quality players. Here's a tip: don't sell them in the first place. Who have we sold in that Mould? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/7581/6/exclusive-pardew-nerwcastle-targetting-gascoigne-esque-players? Alan Pardew has claimed Newcastle are targeting Gascoigne-esque players to improve their squad for next season. Speaking to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast, the Magpies boss claimed the club didnt have a big enough squad to compete properly in either of the domestic cup competitions this term. As preparations for the summer transfer window continue Pardew admitted that he is looking to bring some stardust to St James Park. He said: Next year the most important thing is that we improve. The period that Ive been here has been fantastic with the size of our squad weve had. We need some offensive players. One or two players that Newcastle have always had, gets bums of seats players, that little moment that lifts you. Players like Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle but theyre expensive and difficult to purchase. Were competing with Champions League clubs to get those sorts of players. Hopefully we can get one or two of those in and keep the basis of the squad weve got here who have been brilliant. Securing the good players weve got here isnt easy either, we need a squad big enough to attack one of the cups. This year though we didnt have a squad big enough, in the modern game you must have 20-22 quality players. Here's a tip: don't sell them in the first place. Who have we sold in that Mould? Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 In fairness, it was Alan Brazil who brought up Beardsley and Gazza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 man, a typo on this site can really get you in trouble Beardsley is still at the club though, and Gasoigne is sure to be found in some pub near by St. James FUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He said: “Next year the most important thing is that we improve. “The period that I’ve been here has been fantastic with the size of our squad we’ve had. “We need some offensive players. One or two players that Newcastle have always had, gets bums of seats players, that little moment that lifts you. “Players like Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle but they’re expensive and difficult to purchase. Hmmm I'm quite offended that Smith and Perch exist, I'm not sure we need more.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 : Demba Ba Rodallega Gameiro Sow Gervinho Menez Sturridge Jelavic I hope we sign 2 players from dis list. http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/102/760/th_hgh.gif?1298952969 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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