Heron Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Who fvkin cares South Americans will cheat us all day long. Glad it happenned, shame the Ivory didn't crock a couple more. Did you watch Italy earleir on? Yeah but that's a given isn't it. They are master cheats, like it's an art. There's a kind of nobility about it. South Americans just cheat cos they know no better. France? England? Germany? Portugal?... We don't cheat, it's those bloody foreigners... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Football is full of cheats, one way or the other. We can't really single out one nation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Who fvkin cares South Americans will cheat us all day long. Glad it happenned, shame the Ivory didn't crock a couple more. Did you watch Italy earleir on? Yeah but that's a given isn't it. They are master cheats, like it's an art. There's a kind of nobility about it. South Americans just cheat cos they know no better. France? England? Germany? Portugal?... Portugal cheat, but they are almost like the Brazilians in their cheat ethic. France, Germany and Eng cheat a lot less IMO. Eng had to learn to cheat remember, the initial lessons were given by Klinsmann when at Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Football is full of cheats, one way or the other. We can't really single out one nation. I will single out Arg and Brazil for cheating all day long. I can forgive the Italians cause they've turned it into a fascinating sub-art, soemthing to look out for as they druge out draws and one nils. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Our best cheat is Gerrard, but he's an amateur compared to any South American who's ever kicked a ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foon Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Best thing is those teams cheat and still lose games... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Shame Adebayor is off the BBC team. He was quite a good pundit and I was in the minority seemingly who could understand his accent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 NORTH KOREA CELEBRATES FLAWLESS 8-0 WIN North Koreans were celebrating last night after their team's long-predicted 8-0 thrashing of decadent capitalist Brazil. Footage of Korea's nine-foot tall players scoring goal after goal past a weeping and unusually Oriental-looking Brazilian side was beamed across the country to over 35 million people, 11 million more than its actual population. The first three goals saw their goalkeeper earn the 47th hat-trick of his career, with the last being a remarkable bicycle kick from the halfway line. Each goal was celebrated by the players running to the corner flag and delivering an impassioned five-minute lecture on the nation's rising factory productivity to a rapt crowd of 52,000 Korean fans. Tom Logan, World Cup analyst at Madeley-Finnegan, said: "North Korea's footage differs significantly from the rest of the world, inasmuch as Ellis Park appeared to be a dilapidated velodrome on an industrial estate and Korea's fourth and seventh goal was exactly the same footage." But Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il said: "Our glorious players showed what discipline, moral fortitude and being repeatedly beaten can achieve. I personally coached the team myself, shortly after writing my 375th novel Super Kim Slays Moth-Ra & Has Sexy Fun With Madonna, and fighting a bear with a claw hammer." A North Korean government spokesman added: "Some may think they remember a goalkeeper called Ri Myong-Guk. They are mistaken. If anybody meets somebody claiming to be a member of his family, they are actually Western demons and should be shot on sight." North Korean fan Jong-Se Park said: "Much appreciation and fraternal joy to the mighty footballers of our land! I do so hope my family can please be released unharmed so they can witness the ultimate triumph in the final!" http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/north-korea-celebrates-flawless-8%110-win-201006162818/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Kaka shouldn't have been sent off, but glad to see brazil beaten at their own game in terms on trying to get players sent off. rolling around the whole match was pissing me off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 http://studsandall.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/domenech.jpg He lost it when he let the moustache fly. That's Cassandra's Dad from Fools and Horses surely! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Players only cheat because they really want to win. OURS CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO CHEAT! They do miss Michael Owen, eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 The stupid thing about Keita's theatrics is that his country will probably need Brazil to beat Portugal on Friday if they're going to stay in the competition, and now they're going to be missing one of their key threats (out of form or not, he still creates goals). Wonder how his countrymen feel about that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I missed the Brazil game and just saw the highlights with the Kaká sending off, oh my god Keita is such a cheating c***, that was Rivaldoesque Reminded me of this http://i.imgur.com/aY0sQ.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sadly my favourite thing so far from Englands world cup campaign is from the lead up to the Algeria match where they were doing a bit about the previous game and Robert Greens mistake. The voice over bloke said "no coach can bargain for a freak" just as they showed Green Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 John Terry to the rescue England's players will tell Fabio Capello what needs to change to rescue their World Cup campaign in a no-holds-barred meeting - even if they upset the Italian. Former captain John Terry revealed the squad will sit down this with Capello on Sunday evening and discuss possible switches in tactics and personnel for Wednesday's make or break meeting with Slovenia. England produced a performance devoid of passion and belief as they drew 0-0 with Algeria on Friday to leave their hopes of qualification for the last 16 hanging by a thread. Whether Capello listens to what Terry and the players have to say remains to be seen - but it is an indication of the concern in the squad that they feel it crucial to discuss any misgivings. Terry may no longer be England captain but he spoke with the passion and heart of a leader when revealing the need for everyone to get together and try and salvage their hopes of glory in South Africa. The Chelsea captain said: "We have gone to Fabio Capello and discussed possible tactical changes in the past and we will do again if we feel it needs to be done. "We've got a meeting tonight, probably to watch the Algeria game to see where we went wrong, which is probably the whole 90 minutes. "As a group of players, we owe it to ourselves and to everyone back home, if we feel there is a problem, to say so. There is no point in keeping it in. "Whether we have an argument with the manager or it upsets him, us expressing our opinions, everyone needs to get off their chests exactly how they feel. "As a group of experienced players, we owe to ourselves, our country and the manager to be honest. "If we feel in that meeting tonight things need to change, everyone needs to voice their opinion. "If it upsets him or any other player, so what?" Terry clearly remains a major influence on the squad even though Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are the official captain and vice-captain. He said: "I'm not distancing myself away from responsibilities. I am here as captain as Chelsea and I'm a big personality in the dressing room. "Responsibility falls on me, Stevie, Lamps, all the experienced players in the side, to get things going again and that is what we are trying to do." However, Terry insists the players remain 100% behind Capello whatever he decides, despite reports of dressing room unrest. He said: "I am not too sure whether he will change personnel, his ways, whatever. "But, whatever he does, myself and everyone is behind him. "I'm not going to sit here and question the manager. I'm here on behalf of the team and the players and we are all fully behind the manager. "Since he came in, he's had his ways and philosophies which he has brought to the side and that has worked in the campaign so nothing should change from that. "We shouldn't be looking at excuses or criticising the manager. He takes a lot of responsibility being the England manager. "But at the same time we are here, we are supporting him, we are fully behind him, we know we've got his support as well and that's the main thing." Whatever influence the players have on Capello tonight, Terry knows England have to improve significantly if they are to overcome Slovenia. He said: "The players were disappointed with the way they performed. I was quite happy with the way we played against USA and we were unfortunate not to win the game. "The other night, as a group of players, we came out and held our hands up and it was not acceptable the way we played, the attitude we showed in the game. "The thing that is keeping me going is this last game, that we can go into this game four days later and prove people wrong. "We need to put on a performance that pleases everyone but more importantly gets the three points and gets us through the group. "We will go out there and need to think 'sod it, we've got one game which can make or break us'. "I've said to the guys I've been away from my family for three or four weeks and I've come here to win this tournament. "I don't want to go home on Wednesday. I'm here to win it." http://worldcup.sportinglife.com/story/0,27111,15247_6216884,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 The players aren't speaking to him after that apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I've got a good feeling about nK v. Portugal. Think the totalitarian communist bastards might nick something here. Ronaldo in tears after a 0:1 loss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 L'Equipe sums up the french farce perfectly... L’Equipe: “A rebellion? No, a caprice. A strike? No, cowardliness. Don’t deceive yourself. The republican solidarity that our players showed the world yesterday is an illusion. The [soccer federation] has created a farce; its froth is is just a stink bomb that keeps on exploding. Patrice Evra has once and for all shown that he has muddled up the role of captain with that of a gang leader. Raymond Domenech, by lending a hand to this masquerade and reading out himself the players’ statement, has missed his final opportunity to show some style and courage.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I've got a good feeling about nK v. Portugal. Think the totalitarian communist bastards might nick something here. Ronaldo in tears after a 0:1 loss You supporting you communist pals then or do you just want to see Portugal go out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 L'Equipe sums up the french farce perfectly... LEquipe: A rebellion? No, a caprice. A strike? No, cowardliness. Dont deceive yourself. The republican solidarity that our players showed the world yesterday is an illusion. The [soccer federation] has created a farce; its froth is is just a stink bomb that keeps on exploding. Patrice Evra has once and for all shown that he has muddled up the role of captain with that of a gang leader. Raymond Domenech, by lending a hand to this masquerade and reading out himself the players statement, has missed his final opportunity to show some style and courage. At least we're not the only ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I've got a good feeling about nK v. Portugal. Think the totalitarian communist bastards might nick something here. Ronaldo in tears after a 0:1 loss Ronaldo is nailed on to win a pen IMO. Koreans will be too honest for their own good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I've got a good feeling about nK v. Portugal. Think the totalitarian communist bastards might nick something here. Ronaldo in tears after a 0:1 loss You supporting you communist pals then or do you just want to see Portugal go out? Both Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Would love if North Korea could nick a win today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Oooo - Ahhhh Cote D'Ivoire. Oooo - Ahhhh DPR. I reckon they'll get a result against Portugal today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Oooo - Ahhhh Cote D'Ivoire. Oooo - Ahhhh DPR. I reckon they'll get a result against Portugal today. Hope they do. That CIV thing is just off that catchy Guardian ad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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