Guest Heneage Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yeah I think it's just Kezman being a knob jockey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yeah I think it's just Kezman being a knob jockey. Should be ashamed of himself if that's the case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Just pulled this from Ben Arfa's twitter can someone translate? Sérieusement p***** maintenant pourquoi can't rien simple. C'est tellement frustrant pendaison autour jack s*** arrêter f****** autour." Faire Je veux d'aller à Hoffenheim, non! Faire Je veux d'aller à Werder Bremen, non! Faire Je veux d'aller à Newcastle, Oui! Alors, arrêtez f***ing autour Levy! Is he seriously saying "f***ing" and "jack s***" while writing in French? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 He's cultured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 My first thought was just some Mackem being sad with a fake Twitter account, but then realising that there was no Twitter account... Kezman you massive bumbaclart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 My first thought was just some Mackem being sad with a fake Twitter account, but then realising that there was no Twitter account... Kezman you massive bumbaclart I just liked how even when translated some people didn't click on that it wasn't real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 That's my favourite part. How some still believed even with how conveniently "arrêtez f***ing autour Levy" translated to "stop fucking about Levy" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was expecting a fake account with Kezman being suckered into posting it, I didn't think for a moment that any Newcastle fan was enough of an toss pot to do the fucker himself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 That's my favourite part. How some still believed even with how conveniently "arrêtez f***ing autour Levy" translated to "stop f***ing about Levy" who believed it ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Daniel Levy? Spurs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Levy works for Newcastle now, didn't you know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was expecting a fake account with Kezman being suckered into posting it, I didn't think for a moment that any Newcastle fan was enough of an toss pot to do the f***er himself This, basically Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 who believed it ? Maybe not believed, but translated it when it was already English speak in French words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 who believed it ? Maybe not believed, but translated it when it was already English speak in French words. dunno like, i've seen french movies where "fuck you" and "motherfucker" are used,just examples in the same way as turks love to use "son of a bitch/whore" in english. i just always took it that english was the language of cursing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was expecting a fake account with Kezman being suckered into posting it, I didn't think for a moment that any Newcastle fan was enough of an toss pot to do the f***er himself This, basically Is not 'a' toss pot? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Original text: "Seriously pissed, why can't anything be simple? It's frustrating waiting around for jack shit. Do I want to go to Hoffenheim? No! Do I want to go to Werder Bremen? No! Do I want to go to Newcastle? Yes! Then stop fucking around Levy!" ...56 translations later we get: "True, why. Germany has cut my dog? Werder Bremen have lost Yes, I want you, oh, look!?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Goodness sake, surely you figured it out with 'jack s***' in there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was expecting a fake account with Kezman being suckered into posting it, I didn't think for a moment that any Newcastle fan was enough of an toss pot to do the f***er himself This, basically Is not 'a' toss pot? Wow you can scour a post for a mistype, you're really not such a witless moron after all.. oh wait you actually mistyped the post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Soz Teasy mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 tbf I thought it was quite funny because of some of the reactions on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I hear they're taking the word "gullible" out of the dictionary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 http://www.imscouting.com/global-news-article/Newcastle-United-reportedly-win-battle-for-Marseille-winger-Hatem-Ben-Arfa/9310/ Which takes some bollocks from Italian site: http://www.tuttomercatoweb.com/?action=read&id=222315 Using google translator: More or less tangible goal even Milan and Parma in the last hours of destiny Olympique Marseille youngster Hatem Ben Arfa (23) seems to have taken the route of the United Kingdom. The playmaker would transalpine fact endorsed the offer of Newcastle United. If this happens, I still say I'll eat my bloody hat. If I wore one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 http://www.foot01.com/equipe/marseille/ben-arfa-sera-remplace-par-un-attaquant,57329 Basically saying that Marseille will respect the players wishes and let him go to Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Honestly, if this signing goes through. i will walk home from work and wank!! i've missed a player for the toon like Ben Arfa. Some magic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Honestly, if this signing goes through. i will walk home from work and wank!! i've missed a player for the toon like Ben Arfa. Some magic. Same, except I won't make it home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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