Guest palnese Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Shola is the like the ugly, vitriolic wife that you have been with for years. Everything you show to her externally burns of hatred and desperation for something difference. Her presence alone reminds you of the hell she has out you through. Despite all of this, she will occasionally do something that makes you look deep into the eyes of your lover and realise that the heart still yearns for her, and that your life would not be as full if she weren't around. I really do dislike this guy almost all of the time, but he's been an important figure for the majority of my life, and whenever he does well I cannot help but smile, Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Absolutely beautiful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 he's ridiculous man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Big Shols Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 He was clearly up for it when he came on. Baffling how 95% of the time he's absolutely infuriating but put him up against the mackems and the only thing missing is a cape. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Shola loves Derby Day - he'll have been up all night eating raw steak and watching videos of mackems torturing baby animals. Bring him off the bench late on, just so he can do this again: http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/03/02/1226287/420692-shola-ameobi.jpg Anyone who doubted the mackem slayer hang your head in shame! Can't believe he didn't take the penalty. Shola should always take penalties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Performances like this make you all the more frustrated with Shola like, he's capable of so much more than he's shown over the past 10 years. I love how his celebration turns into some connection with a higher power, it's as if he's channelled the power of Christ into his perfomance and he's giving it back up there. This exactly - I find it endlessly fascinating that one player can look so brilliant one minute and so awful the next. It's just so frustrating that his career couldn't have worked out better as he really does have a lot of the attributes required to have been a very good player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 His inconsistency is down to two things IMO - his physical condition and his mental attitude. In recent years he has been battling various injuries and long-term niggles, and throughout his career he's never had the killer instinct and that arrogant self-confidence a top player needs. He's still delivered some great moments for us though, and he really cares. So I'll always have a real soft spot for Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7873/newcastleupontyne201203.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 The Mackem Slayer strikes again! He's far too inconsistent for a regular start but puts in a decent shift when he's used sparingly. The filthy two-headed inbreds must be shitting themselves waiting for the day when we've got two Ameobis on the field against them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Must be hell knowing Shola WILL score against you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 FTM = Foluwashola Terrorises Mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 In a houndred years time, when we're all dead...the future team of NUFC and the manager will have sholas bones in a jar on the touch line for luck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Can't wait until Shola's our manager TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Interesting, very interesting. If I weren't a lazy bastard I would take great pleasure in quoting the vile abuse some of the doylums on here have gave Big Shols. What a guy Shows he can do it though, which is frustrating when he can rarely be bothered when it's not the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Interesting, very interesting. If I weren't a lazy bastard I would take great pleasure in quoting the vile abuse some of the doylums on here have gave Big Shols. I'd be happy to list the names he's deserved over the years. Derby day is amnesty though for his shitness and us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Can't wait until Shola's our manager TBH. Lose every game but win the derbies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 He's the fucking man in my books. He scored against the Scum again and saved us from a defeat. Had he taken the penalty I have no doubt he would have scored as Big Shols has a fucking brillant hit for his penalties into the bottom corner every time. Credit to him for coming on and having the composure to save us. He's a legend, forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Jesus Christ, man. He's fucking rubbish. Can we get some perspective? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Jesus Christ, man. He's fucking rubbish. Can we get some perspective? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Jesus Christ, man. He's f***ing rubbish. Can we get some perspective? Yeah, mostly this. But let people enjoy him for Sunday and let him go back to being a villain whenever he puts in his awful performances. don't think anyone's calling for him to included much more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Mackem kernt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 That 'Break glass' image of Ameobi is totally fitting. He should only be the emergency player specifically for these derby matches. Still love him though, because of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 He just looked a different player yesterday than the 1 playing against Blackburn a month ago for example. He actually once came deep almost the half way line for the ball while we were camped in their half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 He's looked decent in a few number of cameo's. I do think he's physically shot too which has resulted in very poor form when we played a run of games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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