Mick Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 My sarcasm detector is all over the place in here, for the record I don't want him anywhere near our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 My sarcasm detector is all over the place in here, for the record I don't want him anywhere near our club. I am in total agreement with Mick on this which is most unusual. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Just imagine man, Shola standing suited and booted, just leaning on the dugout casually eating an apple as Stoke put their fifth past us Mick McCarthy style Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 My sarcasm detector is all over the place in here, for the record I don't want him anywhere near our club. I'm not fucking kidding http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nufcfans_shola_ameobi_pizza.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I'd love shola to be our manager one day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Burn all this fucking filth right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Pretty intellectual guy Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midstoon Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Pretty intellectual guy Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1106604/Newcastle-star-Ameobi-embarrassing-police-climbdown-mistakes-messy-house-burglary.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Pretty intellectual guy Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1106604/Newcastle-star-Ameobi-embarrassing-police-climbdown-mistakes-messy-house-burglary.html This makes me want it to happen even more. Imagine the press conference's. "I've been watching tapes of Stoke all week and feel comfortable that we have a plan to cope with.. ..." "Erm Shola your playing Burnley." "Ah" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 What a genius, match made in heaven basically. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 You are all off your fucking heads Four years of Pardew has really taken its toll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 He doesn't have the UEFA licences does he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 He doesn't have the UEFA licences does he? Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi admits he already harbours dreams of managing his home town club. The popular Geordie has been a Magpie all of his career so far and, entering the prime years of his playing days, is beginning to make plans for the future. Ameobi has already secured his Uefa B licence and is currently in the process of gaining his A licence by working with Newcastle's youth teams, alongside Alan Shearer. http://www.thefootballforum.net/index.php?/topic/73623-ameobi-craves-toon-top-job/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Just piss off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 He doesn't have the UEFA licences does he? Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi admits he already harbours dreams of managing his home town club. The popular Geordie has been a Magpie all of his career so far and, entering the prime years of his playing days, is beginning to make plans for the future. Ameobi has already secured his Uefa B licence and is currently in the process of gaining his A licence by working with Newcastle's youth teams, alongside Alan Shearer. http://www.thefootballforum.net/index.php?/topic/73623-ameobi-craves-toon-top-job/ http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg As much as he's a canny bloke and a loveable idiot sort of chap, I hope he's never associated with the club again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We're a striker short at the moment as well, bring him in as player manager, kill 2 birds and all that.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I can see it working somehow. I don't know how. But it will work.#teamSHOLA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Features surprisingly highly in the betting: http://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/football/market/1.115595434 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I've already accepted that it's inevitable at some point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Just think about it. In the 90th minute of the FA Cup final, as it's heading towards extra time and penalties, Newcastle manager Shola Ameobi substitutes himself on for Jack Colback, and scores the winning goal with his first touch, the final touch of the game. Alan Shearer declares that even though it usually seemed ludicrous, he never gave up faith in the lad. The mackems are devastated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 #teamSHOLA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Lock this thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leek Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 My life would be complete if this happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 SackShola.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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