Interpolic Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Wonder if he needs somewhere to crash for a few days. I have apples. Turns up at my flat and he's getting told to fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I've just watched 'The Great Shola Ameobi Compilation'. Hilarious stuff. It's the perfect song and perfect video for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Where's Kaka? This is his moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I'm actually dumbfounded by this. He currently has Dwight Gayle, Glenn Murray, Marouane Chamakh and Yaya Sanogo, and he has used the clubs money to sign Shola Ameobi. If there was any doubt that Pardew would have signed absolute shit for us if he was ever given a chance to bring in players, well that doubt must be eradicated now. He's absolutely mental. And what does this say about Shola? You see guys like Heskey and Eidur starting games for Championship teams, and there is no doubt Shola would get the chance from someone in that league to lead their line. Honestly, the guy seems work shy. He's gone his whole career without ever taking the responsibility on his shoulders as the main man, and he could have got the opportunity to do so, because he's talented enough, or he at least used to be. Not good enough Shola. Absolute rubbish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Pards and Shola against us next month could be embarrassing. Aye, people are laughing now but they f***ing won't be when inevitably he scores past us, they win and they go above us. Thanks a f***ing lot Ashley, you c***. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Which shit players did Pardew try to sign here? Darren Bent was one.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Obertan and Colback, the two obvious ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Had Pardew stayed here no doubt he'd have been banging on Charnley's door to resign Shola Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Had Pardew stayed here no doubt he'd have been banging on Charnley's door to resign Shola He already was. There was talk of him pushing for a new contract for him before he went off to the Turkish 2nd division Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Aye he clearly wanted him to stay like and luckily for us they didn't listen. But imagine Pardew had stayed, Shola came back from Turkey and Pardew had kept at it "he's free, willing to play for lower wages than before, we've lost Cisse to the cup of nations we need a striker!" and they eventually allowed it? Can you imagine re-signing Shola?, then he starts the next game ahead of Perez? That would surely have been the end for some people, suicides across the region. Shouldn't even think about the possibility, sends shivers down my spine. But at least it can never ever happen now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 https://twitter.com/MR_LWMedia/status/560800600561315841 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Shola made it over the line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Anyone who still sees him as some sort of "cult figure" after opting to sign for Pardew again is should be locked up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Don't be ridiculous as if he is going to turn down this chance. He clearly hadn't lost the players given how much they battled back from losing positions to save his job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What an absolute fucking mug Alan Pardew is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Any of us would give our right arm to play an active part in Pardew's inevitable failure at Palace. Shola has that chance and has taken it with both hands. Man's a hero if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Don't be ridiculous as if he is going to turn down this chance. He clearly hadn't lost the players given how much they battled back from losing positions to save his job. The chance to play for the mighty Crystal Palace and be coached once again by the biggest cunt to have ever managed NUFC? I'd rather retire thank than having to work with Pardew for one more day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 This hasn't actually been confirmed by anyone other than @MR_LWMedia ? I refuse to mock until I see that it's 100% done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 He'll see Shola as his lieutenant in the dressing room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 This hasn't actually been confirmed by anyone other than @MR_LWMedia ? I refuse to mock until I see that it's 100% done. Sky Sports News HQ@SkySportsNewsHQ·9m9 minutes ago Crystal Palace sign former Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi on contract to end of the season #SSNHQ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Agent Shola could earn some kudos by halting the new manager bounce. Make it so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What an absolute f***ing mug Alan Pardew is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Actually forgot they had Frazier Campbell as well! He has Gayle, Chamakh, Sanogo, Murray and Campbell already. And he adds Shola to the mix. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He won't start like. It'll be fucking hilarious when he takes off Bolasie for him and you hear the grip from the penny being released. It'll take a while to drop though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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