Ronaldo Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Thick as pig shite, balance so bad he's on his arse with every shoulder-to-shoulder. I can't think of a worse candidate for CB. Dennis Wise would do a far better job there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article10013484.ece/alternates/w620/ameobi3001a.jpg Geordie Slayer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Thick as pig s****, balance so bad he's on his arse with every shoulder-to-shoulder. I can't think of a worse candidate for CB. Dennis Wise would do a far better job there. Thought you were describing Williamson then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He's going to score against us isn't he? I would actually laugh if he scored and did that little finger celebration he used to do when he scored more than twice a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He wouldn't celebrate though. He'd go way overboard in trying to show that he isn't celebrating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He'd try so hard not to celebrate that he'd end up celebrating. And then fall on his arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 then eat an apple and cycle at the same time lolololol ha ha haha what a leg-end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I reckon he'd just freeze in place, an even more unmoving statue than usual until, 5 hours later, a cleaner saunters up and whispers 'I think they've gone mate' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I can't fathom a world in which this is a good signing for Palace. Ameobi is in no way better than any striker they have, or any championship striker they could buy for peanuts. He can't even run after about ten minutes. I remember him going to Stoke on loan in the championship and them rejecting him. That was 2008 and I thought we didn't have to watch him again then, but he kept coming back. He's hardly a better player seven years later. This is the hilarious thing about it, that this is what Palace fans have to look forward to. He'll play Ameobi instead of say Chamakh, because Ameobi is a bit taller and in a few months their fans will be tearing their hair out over it. It's going to be deliciously hilarious when everything settles to the normal Pardew level, even if it's nailed on for Ameobi to score the winner against us in a cruel twist of fate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'm just looking forward to his contract renewal this summer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's a shame because you have to wonder what kind of person he really is to be big mates with Pardew. Very dodgy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He's there to be a positive influence in the dressing room. I'm certain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He's there to be a positive influence in the dressing room. I'm certain. This Wasn't he the one who grabbed HBA when he went for Pardew after Man Utd allegedly?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 All our manager's seemed to like him on a personal level. Only Keegan didn't rate him and he probably just looked at ability. I can imagine Shola is very affable and sets a good example and always backs the manager. A uniting figure. Would make a good, good cop assistant manager.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He's there to be a positive influence in the dressing room. I'm certain. This Wasn't he the one who grabbed HBA when he went for Pardew after Man Utd allegedly?! Not this again. He didn't go for Pardew. He was mouthing off and Shola grabbed him and marched him out. Pardew's chief boot licker in the dressing room. Pardew even insisted he be in there when injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 He'd make a great head coach one day. ( please come back) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd rather Smallpox came back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Carvery Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd rather Smallpox came back. :lol: I always get smallpox mixed up with chicken pox. One is much tastier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article10013484.ece/alternates/w620/ameobi3001a.jpg Geordie Slayer. Their sponsors sounds like how a mackem would say Nutella. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's a lush shirt IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 @Kaka Win a shirt signed by Shola Ameobi What an unfortunate world we live in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not even on the bench tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not even on the bench tonight? Injured of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Carvery Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not even on the bench tonight? Injured of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 What an unfortunate world we live in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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