QBG Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Kevin nolan raped everton yesterday you absolutely moronic gonks. Heza Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 He's halfway between totally useless and totally useful. Depending on what the rest of the team is doing. That doesn't make much sense, does it? I'll fix it. He's totally useless or useful. Depending on what the rest of the team is doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Perhaps it could be that he's quite an influential player (mind you don't say that on here though) and the performance of the team depends on him somewhat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 There was a ball played down the wing yesterday that I'd never have thought he'd get to in a million years, but he absolutely flew there. Bizarre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 There was a ball played down the wing yesterday that I'd never have thought he'd get to in a million years, but he absolutely flew there. Bizarre. Probably those little blue pills he was taking. LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Perhaps it could be that he's quite an influential player (mind you don't say that on here though) and the performance of the team depends on him somewhat? Not sure how that contradicts what everyone has already said about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Perhaps it could be that he's quite an influential player (mind you don't say that on here though) and the performance of the team depends on him somewhat? Not sure how that contradicts what everyone has already said about him. It's implied/commented on here that Nolan's perfomance depends on the reast of the team i.e. he's usually carried by the perfomance of the other players, whereas it's increasingly looking as though he has a much greater influence on the match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 He was more effective in as CM against Everton than a AM against Blackpool. Be intresting to see what happens when/if we play 2 proper strikers. This - quite true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' This isn't the Championship - there's no way he's ever going to get that much time on the ball in the Premiership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' This isn't the Championship - there's no way he's ever going to get that much time on the ball in the Premiership. He got twatted by a reckless challenge as he was pulling the trigger, how on earth are you trying to find Nolan accountable for that? Er, sorry you got raped love, but er, you were wearing a skirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 How anyone can criticise Nolan after being scythed down from behind just as he was about to score it is totally and utterly beyond me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. If only Carroll had hit that chance straight away last week instead of fannying on and trying to go round the 'keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' This isn't the Championship - there's no way he's ever going to get that much time on the ball in the Premiership. He got twatted by a reckless challenge as he was pulling the trigger, how on earth are you trying to find Nolan accountable for that? Er, sorry you got raped love, but er, you were wearing a skirt. fuck off man, what a stupid comparison. Of course it was a penalty and it was a stupid challenge, but he should have expected something (a good defender for example would have nicked the ball off him). He should have hit the trigger earlier, I can't see how the reckless challenge has any relevance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Like when Ben Arfa played Carroll through but he ended up getting tackled as he took 20 minutes deciding on what to do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 How anyone can criticise Nolan after being scythed down from behind just as he was about to score it is totally and utterly beyond me. Who's criticising him for getting challenged? I'm simply saying he should have shot earlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Like when Ben Arfa played Carroll through but he ended up getting tackled as he took 20 minutes deciding on what to do? Carroll wasn't free in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' This isn't the Championship - there's no way he's ever going to get that much time on the ball in the Premiership. He got twatted by a reckless challenge as he was pulling the trigger, how on earth are you trying to find Nolan accountable for that? Er, sorry you got raped love, but er, you were wearing a skirt. fuck off man, what a stupid comparison. Of course it was a penalty and it was a stupid challenge, but he should have expected something (a good defender for example would have nicked the ball off him). He should have hit the trigger earlier, I can't see how the reckless challenge has any relevance. blinded by your hatred for Nolan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 The only reason Nolan looked (and played) good yesterday is because the players around him are mobile. Ben Arfa, Tiote, Routledge and Barton were all constantly moving on and off the ball and this allowed Nolan to float into good positions and make short passes because the players around him had made their runs. The key wasn't really his place being challenged, it was the fact that Smith (the immovable object) had been replaced by a mobile player. If Nolan had pace and movement he'd be a quality player. I don't care how much flak I get because he's got a decent touch, can read the game and is a good finisher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Jesus wept... What about when Arfa played Carroll in then but he was beaten to the ball by the defender when he probably shouldn't have been? Did he "do a Carroll"? Pretty much garentee that if it was Nolan in the same posision we would have about 5 extra pages to this thread moaning on about how ugly, fat and imobile he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if he had any pace he would have put away that chance near the end where coleman tackled him. What? It seems some people woukd rather he didn't do well because it contradicts their agenda Can only assume that's before he saw it wasn't actually a good tackle, tbf. Regardless, it wouldn't have got to the challenge if he hadn't 'done a Nolan' and taken an absolute age to get ready to shoot - if it was Carroll, he'd probably have hit straight away. Seriously Jonny, he was waiting for Howard to commit before he tried to lift it over him - it's called composure, not 'doing a Nolan' This isn't the Championship - there's no way he's ever going to get that much time on the ball in the Premiership. He got twatted by a reckless challenge as he was pulling the trigger, how on earth are you trying to find Nolan accountable for that? Er, sorry you got raped love, but er, you were wearing a skirt. f*** off man, what a stupid comparison. Of course it was a penalty and it was a stupid challenge, but he should have expected something (a good defender for example would have nicked the ball off him). He should have hit the trigger earlier, I can't see how the reckless challenge has any relevance. blinded by your hatred for Nolan Who said I hate Nolan?!? fucking hell, talk about putting words in my mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I'm the biggest Nolan hater around, but that was a stone cold pelanty and nowhere near his fault. Seems he played pretty well yday, I saw him sprint on MOTD! Maybe the signing of Tiote will free him up a bit to concentrate on his attacking play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Perhaps it could be that he's quite an influential player (mind you don't say that on here though) and the performance of the team depends on him somewhat? Not sure how that contradicts what everyone has already said about him. It's implied/commented on here that Nolan's perfomance depends on the reast of the team i.e. he's usually carried by the perfomance of the other players, whereas it's increasingly looking as though he has a much greater influence on the match. Don't start that, we will have all the "Nolan makes the subs, picks the team, takes training, signed Ben Arfa" bollocks again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 He had a good game yesterday. Every one did. Don't see why we have trudge up this debate today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now