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While he's obviously very good at other things that I won't pretend to know anything about, I do believe that Ashley's ruthlessness is the main reason for his dominance in his sector. Most people running a business will try to stick fairly closely to regulations (if only for fear of sanction), treat staff with a vague sense of compassion, occasionally do something that might affect the bottom line, and that's where Ashley beats them all.

 

He's an extremely cold and calculating individual who'd push a granny in front of a bus to get to a pound coin. He's basically Mr Burns.

 

Well put. And this time Monty Burns has a f*cking army of Smitherses toadying about to do his business. I imagine that dipsh*t carver was even trying to avoid eye contact whilst on the phone to Jonas. "Only following orders" eh john? Spineless, talentless, half-witted c*nt.

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Being such a cuntish club must get exhausting honestly.

 

On the contrary I think it comes naturally to the wankers who own and run the club. This is their default, the fact we all find it so obnoxious speaks volumes of them as human beings.

 

Well I guess that is the difference. I'd find it pretty tiring having to think of new, elaborate schemes/lies every day just so that I could continue to be as shit/incompetent/stupid/malicious as I wanted in running the club. It would be much easier to just run the club properly.

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He's not the manager though. He's the head coach. He has no influence over contracts.

 

Yes he does.

 

He's part of a 3-man team that identify players. Charnley, Carr and Carver. That's how it worked with Pardew, that's how it'll work now and that's how it'll work going forward. The head coach WILL have a say, maybe not the biggest say, but he'll have a say on who comes in, who goes out and who is retained.

 

No way Alan Pardew wanted rid of Nolan & Barton. No way Carver wanted rid of these two either.

 

I'm not sure what your point is. As I said: The head coach is part of a 3 man team that decide who stays, goes and is offered a new contract. He is part of that team, but perhaps doesn't have the biggest say. He DOES have a say though, but even in an egalitarian system, 2 will always outvote 1.

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If they wanted him as manager, which everyone seems to think was NUFC's wet dream, they'll have asked his opinion or at the very least listened whilst he voiced it. As I say, the other 2 may have outvoted him, but he will have had his say.

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R. Taylor: "I had a chat with him and then he asked me to pass the phone to Jonas"

 

I assume speaking about Charnley/finding out he's released

 

Current NUFC regime is worst in PL history?

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Ah, just like Carver holding up 'Colos letter'.

 

I'd love to hear that... it'll probably be getting recorded this morning :lol:

 

"Hello, my name is Anthony Marshall, can you just answer a few questions for me?"

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TES2kgPF4Wk/hqdefault.jpg

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies  1h1 hour ago

Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv.

 

Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC

@MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it.

 

;D  :rolleyes:

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies  1h1 hour ago

Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv.

 

Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC

@MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it.

 

;D  :rolleyes:

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/oco.gif

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies  1h1 hour ago

Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv.

 

Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC

@MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it.

 

;D  :rolleyes:

 

I've got pictures of me bucking Emma Stone.  Don't know how to upload though, soz.

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies  1h1 hour ago

Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv.

 

Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC

@MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it.

 

;D  :rolleyes:

 

Laughable. :D

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@antmarshallNUFC: Just to clarify, I interviewed Colo after the final game on a range of issues, including Jonas. I still have the recording on my dictaphone.

 

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies  1h1 hour ago

Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv.

 

Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC

@MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it.

 

;D  :rolleyes:

 

I've got pictures of me bucking Emma Stone.  Don't know how to upload though, soz.

 

Am I the only one who doesn't get this Emma Stone thing?

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He's not the manager though. He's the head coach. He has no influence over contracts.

 

Yes he does.

 

He's part of a 3-man team that identify players. Charnley, Carr and Carver. That's how it worked with Pardew, that's how it'll work now and that's how it'll work going forward. The head coach WILL have a say, maybe not the biggest say, but he'll have a say on who comes in, who goes out and who is retained.

 

No way Alan Pardew wanted rid of Nolan & Barton. No way Carver wanted rid of these two either.

 

I'm not sure what your point is. As I said: The head coach is part of a 3 man team that decide who stays, goes and is offered a new contract. He is part of that team, but perhaps doesn't have the biggest say. He DOES have a say though, but even in an egalitarian system, 2 will always outvote 1.

 

My point is there's no proof the Head Coach has any influence over contracts and transfers. At best the Head Coach seems to be allowed to bring in the odd player. In the majority we haven't renewed a first team players' contract since Colo's. We seem to try and get rid of players when they get close to having 2 years / 18 months left on their existing contracts. And there's a number of players i'm certain Pardew had zero say in their signing - MYM, Marveaux & Cabella spring to mind. Pardew banged on about 6'4ers for a good while - never materialised.

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While he's obviously very good at other things that I won't pretend to know anything about, I do believe that Ashley's ruthlessness is the main reason for his dominance in his sector. Most people running a business will try to stick fairly closely to regulations (if only for fear of sanction), treat staff with a vague sense of compassion, occasionally do something that might affect the bottom line, and that's where Ashley beats them all.

 

He's an extremely cold and calculating individual who'd push a granny in front of a bus to get to a pound coin. He's basically Mr Burns.

 

Poor comparison.  Mr Burns won something.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/9/2/4/106442924/cuts/homeratthebat_h4zsa8um_szygyubd.jpg

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@antmarshallNUFC: Here is a snippet of the Colo interview... #vocaltwit http://t.co/NPV3zLi4ec

 

I assume this is from here in the interview.

 

"The fans here love him because in the worst days he was still here. Jonas stayed at the Club in its worst days - when we went down - and he helped get us straight back up again."

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