Keefaz Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Also: Beardsley's into West End musicals? WTF? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/newcastle-replace-hughton-with-1972-magpie-annual-201012073325/ NEWCASTLE United owner Mike Ashley yesterday predicted a new golden age for the club after replacing manager Chris Hughton with a battered copy of the 1972 Magpie annual. Hughton was sacked for his insistence on getting the club promoted, reducing the wage bill, installing the team in the top half of the Premiership and stubbornly refusing to crash helicopters into the car park. Ashley said: "I'd like to welcome the 1972 Magpie annual to St James's Park. We need a big-name for the job and this one's got an interview with Kiki Dee in it." The annual has been in Ashley's loft for more than 30 years, learning its trade from the 1974 Shoot! annual and a 1977 Figurine Panini sticker album that was only missing Dennis Tueart, Martin Buchan and the Bristol Rovers badge. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/mapgie.JPG Ashley added: "It's a shame the album wasn't complete, but I'm sure that after a couple of months in the job no-one will know the difference." Since former chairman Freddy Shepherd described firing Bobby Robson as 'shooting Bambi', Ashley has always voiced his ambition to commit the most capriciously callous act in Newcastle's history. He said: "This isn't so much shooting Bambi as slowly picking off his friends over a series of months and leaving taunting notes on their dead bodies, before finally tying Bambi to a chair, cutting his ear off and executing him. "If you'll excuse me, I'm now going to go and graft some tits onto the Jackie Milburn statue." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/newcastle-replace-hughton-with-1972-magpie-annual-201012073325/ NEWCASTLE United owner Mike Ashley yesterday predicted a new golden age for the club after replacing manager Chris Hughton with a battered copy of the 1972 Magpie annual. Hughton was sacked for his insistence on getting the club promoted, reducing the wage bill, installing the team in the top half of the Premiership and stubbornly refusing to crash helicopters into the car park. Ashley said: "I'd like to welcome the 1972 Magpie annual to St James's Park. We need a big-name for the job and this one's got an interview with Kiki Dee in it." The annual has been in Ashley's loft for more than 30 years, learning its trade from the 1974 Shoot! annual and a 1977 Figurine Panini sticker album that was only missing Dennis Tueart, Martin Buchan and the Bristol Rovers badge. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/mapgie.JPG Ashley added: "It's a shame the album wasn't complete, but I'm sure that after a couple of months in the job no-one will know the difference." Since former chairman Freddy Shepherd described firing Bobby Robson as 'shooting Bambi', Ashley has always voiced his ambition to commit the most capriciously callous act in Newcastle's history. He said: "This isn't so much shooting Bambi as slowly picking off his friends over a series of months and leaving taunting notes on their dead bodies, before finally tying Bambi to a chair, cutting his ear off and executing him. "If you'll excuse me, I'm now going to go and graft some tits onto the Jackie Milburn statue." I'll wait for confirmation, seems like it's happening though folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Poor Hughton What a lovely guy. To be shown this disrespect is disgraceful. Mike Ashley is racist. The only explanation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Poor Hughton What a lovely guy. To be shown this disrespect is disgraceful. Mike Ashley is racist. The only explanation. As sensible an explanation as any so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 That is actually the most plausible reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Looking forward to seeing the new bed sheet: 'Fat Cockney Racist'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Fucking hell, he's going to get Kinnear back to rid us of those dagos and darkies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 And Muzzas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 f***ing hell, he's going to get Kinnear back to rid us of those dagos and darkies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I bet Ashley definitely don't know this decision is that "shocking". The decision is already fucking insane. What's even worse is with such kinda dismissal I cannot see anyone, really, i mean anyone including Mourinho, that can handle the job leftover well. The situation is pretty obvious: 1. Ashley is very willing to sell the club for a high price (that's why Hughton was sacked - he thinks Hughton's style will not enhance the club's value and cannot attract big offers) 2. As a result of pt 1, it is impossible for him to spend money for transfer (unless the situation goes too bad and then some fucking panic buying at 31 Jan again) 3. As a result of pt 1, the new manager's job is very insecure as well as it depends on whether the club will be taken over 4. Fucking shit team morale 5. Close relationship between Barton, Carroll and Hughton makes them very difficult to accept the decision and their form will definitely be affected Relegation is a must, sadly. No one at the club deserves this ending, except those 2 fucking moron arrogant bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I bet Ashley definitely don't know this decision is that "shocking". The decision is already fucking insane. What's even worse is with such kinda dismissal I cannot see anyone, really, i mean anyone including Mourinho, that can handle the job leftover well. The situation is pretty obvious: 1. Ashley is very willing to sell the club for a high price (that's why Hughton was sacked - he thinks Hughton's style will not enhance the club's value and cannot attract big offers) 2. As a result of pt 1, it is impossible for him to spend money for transfer (unless the situation goes too bad and then some fucking panic buying at 31 Jan again) 3. As a result of pt 1, the new manager's job is very insecure as well as it depends on whether the club will be taken over 4. Fucking shit team morale 5. Close relationship between Barton, Carroll and Hughton makes them very difficult to accept the decision and their form will definitely be affected Relegation is a must, sadly. No one at the club deserves this ending, except those 2 fucking moron arrogant bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ykmkmdd Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 SunSteveBrenner Steve Brenner Beardo starts fighting from the front.No presser ahead of Liverpool game. Joke. #nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 SunSteveBrenner Steve Brenner Beardo starts fighting from the front.No presser ahead of Liverpool game. Joke. #nufc Twitter really is shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Probably mentioned elsewhere, but there's no pre-game press conference before the Liverpool game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Two posts up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Shit internet connection Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Just read it's Hughton's Birthday on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMag Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm still bloody furious about this. I'm supposed to be studying for an exam but I just can't stop thinking about that fat fuck Ashley and how he's systematically dismantling this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm still bloody furious about this. I'm supposed to be studying for an exam but I just can't stop thinking about that fat fuck Ashley and how he's systematically dismantling this club. My stress levels are through the roof like. No fun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I was out when I read it on my phone. All my friends said I looked like someone had died Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Pedro should update his Feeling a Moment video with Hughton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So why was he sacked then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So why was he sacked then? not experienced or "box office enough" for ashley it seems where pardew fits in lord knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Just read it's Hughton's Birthday on Saturday. Mikey dumped him so he wouldn't have to get a gift? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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