Cajun Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't wait till her tried to shag Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew in the chair Love that song. Someone else casually dropped it into some irrelevant thread t'other day n all. Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 St James' Park is the cathedral on the hill. So called because years ago during the fairs cup days a foreign player said the inensity of the ground was like "walking into a cathedral" So not, in fact, at the top of a hill then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 St James' Park is the cathedral on the hill. So called because years ago during the fairs cup days a foreign player said the inensity of the ground was like "walking into a cathedral" So not, in fact, at the top of a hill then. Fair paly lads, no fear addressing the big issues Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew in the chair Love that song. Someone else casually dropped it into some irrelevant thread t'other day n all. Class. Should be played as we run out on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Did Pardew actually say this "I got Yossi Benayoun for small money and also took players out of the Championship who did brilliantly for me at West Ham." seem to remember West Ham had there worst record in 70 years under him maybe he has Fat Sam syndrome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest washeymag Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sacking Chris Hughton and appointing Alan Pardew is like divorcing Cheryl Cole and marrying Susan Boyle. :rant: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ashley's trying to relegate us. It's the only thing that makes sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sacking Chris Hughton and appointing Alan Pardew is like divorcing Cheryl Cole and marrying Susan Boyle. :rant: To me it's more like having a nice long wank and then at the moment of cumming you take a black and decker to your ball sack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew's first team sheet announced! Mrs Harper (Handles Balls Well) Simpson's Girl (Covers well) Mrs Campbell (Has presence at the back) Mrs Colo(Slack in the Box) Jose's Mrs (Always Tight) Tiote's Girl (Doesn't pull away from an ugly tackle) Mrs Barton(Crazy f***) Jonas's Girl (Dribbles Well) Mrs Nolans(Slips it in nicely) Ameobi's Girl(Gives it away to anyone) Carroll's girl(Immense up front) http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/Pardew.jpg Mmmmmmmmmm pheworrrrrrrrr! slurrrrrp! :D quality, love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ashley's trying to relegate us. It's the only thing that makes sense. Well if thats the case lets gan mental and kick the fucker to bits and then he will sell up we have nothing too lose in that case . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Or getting yourself co-infected with HIV and syphillis to get back at your philandering wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Or getting yourself co-infected with HIV and syphillis to get back at your philandering wife. Elaborate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? I'd imagine it'll be the other way round. Pardew: "Mike! You're a gambling man right?" Ashley: "Ohhhhhh Yes" Pardew: "If I can get a piece of that waitresses ass and bring back her knickers as proof, you give me the Newcastle Job on a 5 year contract" Ashley: " Pffffff Yeah right!!!! You're on!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Libelicious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Send that story to the sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of cunts rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? Sounds like something out of Dream Team! Is Harchester united the next model they are going to start spouting off about! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblebat Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of cunts rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. I think it's more likely to be the shit manager that does that. Has "negativity" gotten Man Utd and Liverpool relegated? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 From the Guardian: It would be strange if Pardew's lawyers had not brokered some sort of compromise over compensation in the event of his dismissal but all the indications are that any sums agreed would err on the modest side. Ashley is painfully aware that Sam Allardyce bought a magnificent Spanish villa on the Costa Blanca he named "Casa St James" with the £4m pay-off he received from Newcastle almost three years ago. By contrast, in the event that Pardew's contract stipulated he had to be fully paid up in the event of his dismissal, the maximum cost to Newcastle would be £2.25m were he sacked next summer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. What about a positive negative... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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