Guest washeymag Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sacking Chris Hughton and appointing Alan Pardew is like divorcing Cheryl Cole and marrying Susan Boyle. :rant: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ashley's trying to relegate us. It's the only thing that makes sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sacking Chris Hughton and appointing Alan Pardew is like divorcing Cheryl Cole and marrying Susan Boyle. :rant: To me it's more like having a nice long wank and then at the moment of cumming you take a black and decker to your ball sack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew's first team sheet announced! Mrs Harper (Handles Balls Well) Simpson's Girl (Covers well) Mrs Campbell (Has presence at the back) Mrs Colo(Slack in the Box) Jose's Mrs (Always Tight) Tiote's Girl (Doesn't pull away from an ugly tackle) Mrs Barton(Crazy f***) Jonas's Girl (Dribbles Well) Mrs Nolans(Slips it in nicely) Ameobi's Girl(Gives it away to anyone) Carroll's girl(Immense up front) http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/Pardew.jpg Mmmmmmmmmm pheworrrrrrrrr! slurrrrrp! :D quality, love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ashley's trying to relegate us. It's the only thing that makes sense. Well if thats the case lets gan mental and kick the fucker to bits and then he will sell up we have nothing too lose in that case . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Or getting yourself co-infected with HIV and syphillis to get back at your philandering wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Or getting yourself co-infected with HIV and syphillis to get back at your philandering wife. Elaborate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? I'd imagine it'll be the other way round. Pardew: "Mike! You're a gambling man right?" Ashley: "Ohhhhhh Yes" Pardew: "If I can get a piece of that waitresses ass and bring back her knickers as proof, you give me the Newcastle Job on a 5 year contract" Ashley: " Pffffff Yeah right!!!! You're on!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Libelicious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Send that story to the sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of cunts rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't be arsed to check the thread but anyone mentioned the rumour that Pardew owes a huge hunk of cash to the casino Llambias ran. Put 2 & 2 together and if you get 5 Pardew's wages then helps repay the debt and if he gets sacked then the compensation offsets the debt. Sounds bloody crazy to me and you'd like to think that a 5.5 contract for an unproven manager is an inspired football decision; but that bollocks right? Sounds like something out of Dream Team! Is Harchester united the next model they are going to start spouting off about! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblebat Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of cunts rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. I think it's more likely to be the shit manager that does that. Has "negativity" gotten Man Utd and Liverpool relegated? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 From the Guardian: It would be strange if Pardew's lawyers had not brokered some sort of compromise over compensation in the event of his dismissal but all the indications are that any sums agreed would err on the modest side. Ashley is painfully aware that Sam Allardyce bought a magnificent Spanish villa on the Costa Blanca he named "Casa St James" with the £4m pay-off he received from Newcastle almost three years ago. By contrast, in the event that Pardew's contract stipulated he had to be fully paid up in the event of his dismissal, the maximum cost to Newcastle would be £2.25m were he sacked next summer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. What about a positive negative... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And so it begins...the pharaoh drops a heavy brown load on us, and says that he is showering us with gold. Pretty soon the lot of us will be trying to buy a Volvo with a slightly petrified imperial turd. This is the time for "negativity". These assholes need to be held accountable for their actions, no matter what happens in the near future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lets get behind the fecker and support Newcastle United. Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. What about a positive negative... Pegitivity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 From the Guardian: It would be strange if Pardew's lawyers had not brokered some sort of compromise over compensation in the event of his dismissal but all the indications are that any sums agreed would err on the modest side. Ashley is painfully aware that Sam Allardyce bought a magnificent Spanish villa on the Costa Blanca he named "Casa St James" with the £4m pay-off he received from Newcastle almost three years ago. By contrast, in the event that Pardew's contract stipulated he had to be fully paid up in the event of his dismissal, the maximum cost to Newcastle would be £2.25m were he sacked next summer Aye, Benidorm sounds about right for the classless prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew's first team sheet announced! Mrs Harper (Handles Balls Well) Simpson's Girl (Covers well) Mrs Campbell (Has presence at the back) Mrs Colo(Slack in the Box) Jose's Mrs (Always Tight) Tiote's Girl (Doesn't pull away from an ugly tackle) Mrs Barton(Crazy f***) Jonas's Girl (Dribbles Well) Mrs Nolans(Slips it in nicely) Ameobi's Girl(Gives it away to anyone) Carroll's girl(Immense up front) http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/Pardew.jpg Mmmmmmmmmm pheworrrrrrrrr! slurrrrrp! Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I read about "Casa St James" today & thought funny fucker. He knows, we know we are the biggest club he will ever manage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 He dealt with the press conference very well. The real test will come when he meets the players but he doesn't seem to lack confidence. Ultimately this is Ashley's decision. We can't blame Pardew for wanting the job. Clearly Ashley didn't feel that he could give Chris a long-term contract and felt that he had to act now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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