Newcastle Fan Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If he can apply then i might as well do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 He's woeful but he's cheap and barring a complete catastrophe we've enough points to stay up which you would assume = Carver, another Ashley apologist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 God help us if he gets the gig, but unfortunately - he's probably done himself the power of good today. Reeks of the Richard Dinnis business. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Can't see Carver getting it. Even harder sell than Pardew getting the job four years ago. He actually has no relevant credentials beyond having been s*** at his job at this club since before time. I can see him getting it, wouldn't cost Ashley a penny... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 One can only hope that even Ashley understands that with Carver at the helm we would very much risk relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 *Insert SackCarver.com image* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 *Insert SackCarver.com image* I know it's a joke, but I can see him getting the job, us being possibly worse than with Pardew, fans calling for him to go and the southern media having even more of a field day about Newcastle(/s fans) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Only way Carver gets the job is if Ashley is suicidal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 As a manager/caretaker manager in his career he has a win % of 29%. Awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 A right fucking joker, this one. 'The job is head coach...preparing players for matches which is what I've been doing'. Aye pal. Fucking prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 he can fuck off. And the head coach bullshit to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Is this cunt having a laugh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If he was a fan he would have played his strongest team. He is just another patsy taking orders from above and putting the league first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Carver getting the job would be a bigger show of us having no ambition than when the club told the fans forum that we were only interested in survival. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Perhaps the whole "looking for a head coach" was designed just for him.... Scary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If he really is a fan of the club, how in the f*** would he want someone as s**** as him as head coach? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Fuck right off Charver, you useless patsy, Pardew lite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-rejects-accusations-fielded-8379134 Even got Ryder confused Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 John Carver has offered a detailed explanation of his team selection after Newcastle United’s loss to Leicester in the FA Cup. The Toon caretaker boss - who has applied for the job of head coach - feels that he played his strongest team. When asked if the accusation that he fielded a weakened team was the wrong perception, Carver said in his post-game Press conference: “Absolutely. “I put out the strongest team today other than Ayoze Perez. “Perez is coming into the new culture from Spanish football and he’s one of our best players - one of our shining lights in a season when we didn’t even expect him to be in the team. “We thought he’d be one for the future. He’s gone into the team and has been outstanding. “If you had seen him after Burnley or the following morning at the training ground, he’d run out of fuel. “For me to take a massive gamble 48 hours later would have been too big a gamble.” Pardew also explained his other big-name absentees. He said: “Daryl Janmaat had a problem with his groin. “Moussa Sissoko - both of his hamstrings were tight and I didn’t want to risk that. “Coloccini had a problem with a nerve leading into his buttock. Steven Taylor we lost because of a snapped achilles. “Even this morning we had Jack Colback with us as he travelled with us despite having a tight hamstring. “Unfortunately he felt worse this morning. “That’s why I didn’t take the gamble and he wasn’t even on the bench.” Carver said that his big hitters will also be needed as they look to hit 40 points as soon as possible. He said: “The future of this football club is over the next few weeks. “It’s important that we have people fully fit for the next game.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Even got Ryder confused tbf that doesn't seem like the hardest trick to pull off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sush Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 After that match and his post-match lies, he's had the perfect audition! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 This is why I was hoping he didn't win any games. Bloody ridiculous man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I know he ticks a lot of boxes for Ashley but at the end of the day he'll lose a fortune in exposure and revenue if the bloke he picks takes us down which still could happen. It would take a holocaust of results and performances but the evidence is there that this bloke could indeed go on a run which puts under threat of relegation. I wouldn't put him in charge of the fucking chip-run let alone in charge of my multi-million pound investment. (I know, I know, Kinnear..) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Pretty sure he won't be getting the job unless it's just to see how the season while we wait on someone not currently available. Not sure where this optimism is from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Ashley would have to be a sandwich short of a picnic to take him on full time, the guy genuinely ticks all the boxes bar the most important one... The Premiership party bus, we could be genuinely in trouble this far into the season. I honestly think this fuckstick would struggle to get us to 40 points from this point! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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