Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Carver just combining different things from managers that he's worked under, and hoping it gives him his own blueprint of a tactical master class. Aye. He should probably consider looking at more important things than "I've had a stinker" shirts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 He should have one to describe his face that says 'I have a sphincter' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What incenses me most is not that Vurn is the one forced to don the shirt, but the fact that he's being tailed by two absolute shithouse dogshite players who'd probably never be forced to wear that shirt on account of their chummy relationship with our utterly retarded horseturd excuse for a head coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What incenses me most is not that Vurn is the one forced to don the shirt, but the fact that he's being tailed by two absolute shithouse dogshite players who'd probably never be forced to wear that shirt on account of their chummy relationship with our utterly retarded horseturd excuse for a head coach. That fucking grin on Obertan's face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What incenses me most is not that Vurn is the one forced to don the shirt, but the fact that he's being tailed by two absolute shithouse dogshite players who'd probably never be forced to wear that shirt on account of their chummy relationship with our utterly retarded horseturd excuse for a head coach. That fucking grin on Obertan's face Jack Balcok showing his penis off n all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Yes, you just know it'll be used as a stick to beat the players he doesn't like and his mates'll never have to wear it. Can you imagine Willo, Colback or Obertan being asked to don that despite being worse at football than I am at the fucking ski jump? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Bit pathetic how Matterface said Carver was a bit parochial and over plays the Geordie card AFTER he speaks with him [/quote Bit pathetic how Matterface said Carver was a bit parochial and over plays the Geordie card AFTER he speaks with him One consolation is Natalie Sawyer dumped him. I received oral pleasure from Natalie Sawyer when I worked at TEAMtalk at a party at Ian Harte's house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Newcastle are set to announce a sizeable profit for the last financial year, but Carver maintains that Ashley is as enthusiastic about the football as the balance sheet. “Of course he is kicking every ball – you can see that,” said Carver. “When he came to the football club, I saw that. When you get involved in football and you like football, you have this drive and enthusiasm, and he has still got all that.” That quote seals Carver for me. Worse or equally embedded into the regime as Pardew was. No sympathy anymore (as if there ever was). He needs to be added to the list of people we should be hounding out. Unforgivable quotes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 We are absolutely fucked to the high heavens if Ashley is delighted with 2 wins in 8. Fuck sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I bet he is delighted. Carver needs hounding out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Seems weird to randomly bring it back. Maybe Bobby came to him like Mufasa and suggested it. This has killed me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'll kick his every ball. The twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 We are absolutely fucked to the high heavens if Ashley is delighted with 2 wins in 8. Fuck sake. Willing to bet he doesn't give a single fuck as long as we're not in grave danger of going down. Just stay up, that's the remit, just stay exactly where we are and he'll be cush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 We are absolutely f***ed to the high heavens if Ashley is delighted with 2 wins in 8. f*** sake. Willing to bet he doesn't give a single f*** as long as we're not in grave danger of going down. Just stay up, that's the remit, just stay exactly where we are and he'll be cush. Yeah, I totally and regrettably agree. However, we all know that 2 wins in 8 over a season is horrific relegation form. Surely even Ashley can understand that giving Carver the job full time for next season is an unavoidable disaster. Delighted FFS, it's pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 The gig's his man. 'Promote from within' 'pound for pound' if you turn up next season with him in charge you're a head case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What the hell is that faeces t-shirt ... and why are Puma branding the faeces t-shirt. I'm just so angry right now. To hell with this life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Newcastle are set to announce a sizeable profit for the last financial year, but Carver maintains that Ashley is as enthusiastic about the football as the balance sheet. “Of course he is kicking every ball – you can see that,” said Carver. “When he came to the football club, I saw that. When you get involved in football and you like football, you have this drive and enthusiasm, and he has still got all that.” Someone post his comments on the Hughton sacking please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 There should be at least thirty players wearing it this season. Might as well be the f***ing gameday shirt. We're an absolute abomination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Newcastle are set to announce a sizeable profit for the last financial year, but Carver maintains that Ashley is as enthusiastic about the football as the balance sheet. “Of course he is kicking every ball – you can see that,” said Carver. “When he came to the football club, I saw that. When you get involved in football and you like football, you have this drive and enthusiasm, and he has still got all that.” Someone post his comments on the Hughton sacking please. "It's a travesty. I'm devastated and angry. It's another situation where you have a young coach-manager learning his stripes like he did last year in the Championship, did a fantastic job, did the job with style. "He then took them into the Premier League on limited resources, brought in some decent players and this has happened." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9261212.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Newcastle are set to announce a sizeable profit for the last financial year, but Carver maintains that Ashley is as enthusiastic about the football as the balance sheet. “Of course he is kicking every ball – you can see that,” said Carver. “When he came to the football club, I saw that. When you get involved in football and you like football, you have this drive and enthusiasm, and he has still got all that.” Someone post his comments on the Hughton sacking please. "It's a travesty. I'm devastated and angry. It's another situation where you have a young coach-manager learning his stripes like he did last year in the Championship, did a fantastic job, did the job with style. "He then took them into the Premier League on limited resources, brought in some decent players and this has happened." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9261212.stm He did a radio interview slating Ash didn't he? Aye. Said Rugby League was for "thick as fuck Yorkshire wankers" iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 assuming he's implemented this>? I cannot think of a worse way to manage a group of human beings tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 assuming he's implemented this>? I cannot think of a worse way to manage a group of human beings tbh. Carver needs to get that shirt tattooed on his chest tbh. You're training with Colback and Obertan and this ugly freak makes you wear this monstrosity despite being several divisions better than than the utter cunts around you taking the piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Calling himself a winner now after 2 wins out of 9. What a wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Newcastle are set to announce a sizeable profit for the last financial year, but Carver maintains that Ashley is as enthusiastic about the football as the balance sheet. “Of course he is kicking every ball – you can see that,” said Carver. “When he came to the football club, I saw that. When you get involved in football and you like football, you have this drive and enthusiasm, and he has still got all that.” Someone post his comments on the Hughton sacking please. A snivelling sycophant. Pathetic man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 http://m.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/11831656._/ He has a bad memory - the title was not in our hands against Spurs - we were relying on Manure to fuck it up. You can tell he was a Wolves fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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