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In honesty I now want us to lose more than ever. Relegation seems to be the only end to this f***ing torture.

 

Will it be better in the Championship?

 

Don't know but I'm up for anything, this is nothing. It seemingly needs to burn down before it can be rebuilt.

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Yup, I'm at breaking point. I'll take relegation now, and I never thought I'd feel that way.

 

The thought of starting next season with Carver is so utterly revolting, I can't tell you.

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Talking up the assets now as well - f***ing hell he really is the boards wet dream isn't he?

 

I hope the c*** suffers a stroke.

 

This is really really worrying IMO.

 

The fact he is doing that makes me think he will be getting the job.

 

 

 

As I said earlier, I have a feeling that the campaign from The Chronic isn't to do with them trying to get him the job, it's them building the fans up to the announcement that he has got the job. Keith thingy will be behind it.

 

As far as relegation goes, it's embarrassing that Rangers can force them out yet over half of our lot sit on their hands.

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Yup, I'm at breaking point. I'll take relegation now, and I never thought I'd feel that way.

 

The thought of starting next season with Carver is so utterly revolting, I can't tell you.

 

This is the problem, it's all well and good shrugging the shoulders and saying he won't last long in the job, but it'll be another season wasted until the next knacker comes in. With the options available this summer we need to get it right now.

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I'm 50/50 as to whether we have a manager in place at the end of the season, or we are just auditioning carver to see if he has enough about him to keep us safe year on year. We all know the obvious answer to whether he has enough, but maybe the board at too thick skulled to realise it and appoint him. Even if this happens he won't be here the following season, he will have us down in his first attempt. Carver, regardless of their thinking is short term, shame he thinks differently.

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Reads like a fucking QVC pitch.

 

"And the good thing about the Janmaatt is it's just super versatile! Is your squad cluttered up with all these different types of player?  If you're a Man United, and one say you need a wingback - slips right on in there."

 

"Wow, easy as that?  That's great for elderly relatives, or Dutchmen who have difficulties selecting the right team."

 

"I know, right?  It's so simple, evem David Moyes could utilise him.  But that's not all!  Bid now and we'll throw in your pick of promising academy players at no extra cost."

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Talking up the assets now as well - fucking hell he really is the boards wet dream isn't he?

 

I hope the cunt suffers a stroke.

 

Done everything but put a price tag on Janmaat.

 

"Ho boy we sure was lucky to get him for only £5 million. I sure hope no big clubs come looking to buy him for, say, £8 million..."

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It's not just Janmaat, he's also been talking up how we might not be able to keep Cisse:

 

Cisse, the subject of interest the January’s transfer window, could attract more attention in the summer.

 

“I wanted him to stay and the club kept him,” said Carver. “But if he keeps scoring goals, we might have an issue.”

 

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/john-carver-reveals-why-newcastle-might-have-an-issue-with-in-form-papiss-cisse-1-7136757

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It's not just Janmaat, he's also been talking up how we might not be able to keep Cisse:

 

Cisse, the subject of interest the January’s transfer window, could attract more attention in the summer.

 

“I wanted him to stay and the club kept him,” said Carver. “But if he keeps scoring goals, we might have an issue.”

 

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/john-carver-reveals-why-newcastle-might-have-an-issue-with-in-form-papiss-cisse-1-7136757

 

Fecks sake. Please stop. :lol:

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Guest Roger Kint

Quick Papiss, you better stop doing what you're being paid to do!

 

If it wasnt for Cisse's goals we would be relegated /Ryder

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Fucking hell, I'm starting to think that whenever Carver hears Robson's spirit advising him it's actually Pardew with one of these:

 

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:lol: Pardew rattling chains and telling Carver to sell Cisse and Janmaat.

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