U2 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Didn't Carver try to make a 4th substitution in a game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I'm sorry This is just all too much. We're blaming foreign DNA now huh? This is just so offensive I can't actually believe it. It's unbelievable to me that this guy has a job in football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Why even have managers? I know. Look at us, we've managed without one for most of Ashley's rein and still sitting pretty in the premier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 It seems it's not just the playing staff that got Pardewed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 This fucking guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Jeremy kyle carrying out medicals from now on with his dna testing kit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 With the amount of foreign players coming in now it's a tougher situation," he said. "Within their DNA, when it comes to a derby game, there’s something not right. How come SBR never had trouble motivating Dabizas or Robert etc . How come Hughton never had bother motivating Jonas or Colo...How come Louis Van Gaal never had any bother at the weekend with his strange mix of DNA types on the pitch??? Edit: I forgot, pardew mentioned Science is against us. DNA must have evolved in a short period of time to stop forrins trying in a derby match. Evolution, DAMN YOU EVOLUTION ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 That freekick Emre scored must've been from his British grandmother's side of the DNA pool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 That freekick Emre scored must've been from his British grandmother's side of the DNA pool. Oh yeah, forgot about Emre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Why are we the unlucky ones that always seem to pick up these foreigners with dodgy DNA? Every other club in the world seem to dodge this DNA riddled bullet. We are so unlucky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Hatem pegging Kieran Richardson 23 times was a fine display of Great British grit and determination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Cabella dropped then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 He prepares for the derby games as a fight instead of treating it like an important fixture. I'd say that he should simply prepare for the game as he would for any fixture but he's fucking woeful at that too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Exactly how does he expect these comments to go down with the majority of our players? Santon already put him in his place for running his gob, I'm pretty sure our current players read his comments in the press too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 If you can lose your head when all about you are keeping theirs. Or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 English players who started against the mackems - Williamson, Colback, Sammy, R.Taylor. Howay man, they weren't any better than any of the forrins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 He prepares for the derby games as a fight instead of treating it like an important fixture. I'd say that he should simply prepare for the game as he would for any fixture but he's fucking woeful at that too. Exactly, he should be saying to his players," these are shit, their defence is awful so keep the ball and attack them and you will get loads of chances". Instead he is afraid of his life that Lee fucking Cattermole will get on the ball and dictate the game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Dark days these like, fair play to Ashley and Charnley for making the worst imaginable choice to replace Pardew so it's borderline difficult to enjoy the fact he's gone. I'm now convinced he's not getting the job mind, his record is going to be so fucking bad come the end of the season even these stupid cunts won't risk it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Dark days these like, fair play to Ashley and Charnley for making the worst imaginable choice to replace Pardew so it's borderline difficult to enjoy the fact he's gone. I'm now convinced he's not getting the job mind, his record is going to be so fucking bad come the end of the season even these stupid cunts won't risk it. I think this is the silver lining, if they give him the job then it's genuinely all over for us. I think there's still a decent chance he might get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 This must be a very recent thing with the DNA of forrins, it seemed to be ok when we finished in 5th place. Hmmm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Dark days these like, fair play to Ashley and Charnley for making the worst imaginable choice to replace Pardew so it's borderline difficult to enjoy the fact he's gone. I'm now convinced he's not getting the job mind, his record is going to be so f***ing bad come the end of the season even these stupid c***s won't risk it. They'll just come out with they feel it's only fair to see what he can do over a full season with his own players brought in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Dark days these like, fair play to Ashley and Charnley for making the worst imaginable choice to replace Pardew so it's borderline difficult to enjoy the fact he's gone. I'm now convinced he's not getting the job mind, his record is going to be so f***ing bad come the end of the season even these stupid c***s won't risk it. They'll just come out with they feel it's only fair to see what he can do over a full season with his own players brought in. Not a chance now imo, he's back to picking up cones for his beer tokens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 We should tell him to get the fuck out of town and never come back man. His whole "my coaching contract kicks in if I fuck up management like an absolute weapon" line is really some of the most shamless shit going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 This must be a very recent thing with the DNA of forrins, it seemed to be ok when we finished in 5th place. Hmmm. It's the latest strain of Derbyitis that is affecting the forrins DNA. It didn't exist in 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 No doubt had a chat with a cleaner in a lift about the ins and outs of forriner dna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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