Guest reefatoon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Summer plans being discussed. http://i.cubeupload.com/4y2RX7.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Have you even photoshoped charnley ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon; "John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 That's John Gibson banned then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 carver again (skysports) "This is a bad time at the moment," he said. "I can't wait for the good time. I'm really going to enjoy myself, because I have had everything go against me." wtf has he had go against him? he's only ever been short of 2-3 players each match of putting out a first eleven. the whole injury crisis thing is a bit of a myth too as its been mainly squad players not first teamers affected. he's been without a left back and a centre half mainly otherwise most of his first team has been fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Everything against me? He's the most fortunate motherfucker alive to be in the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm not even a proper fan and I would gouge my eyes out if Carver was appointed for a full season, on the basis of his quotes only. What a sniveling blame-deflecting coward. Disgusting "professional". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 be worth looking at the first eleven and the subs for each of the games he's been in charge of to see which essential players have been injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 never trust or rely on anybody who doesnt have an ounce of humility or self-awareness. only a c*** like carver could be more influenced by his time under pardew, than his time as assisstant to SBR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Bobby used to tell him to wipe the dogshit off Andy O'Brien's boots. Pardew on the other hand fed him a tonne of bullshit about being his Geordie second-in-command. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 On 24/04/2015 at 13:21, Ronaldo said: Bobby used to tell him to wipe the dogshit off Andy O'Brien's boots. Pardew on the other hand fed him a tonne of bullshit about being his Geordie second-in-command. you can bet pardew used to tell him, "listen to me John. Watch, listen, and learn and one day you will be as good as me and all this wil be yours." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 The man is an absolute disgrace. He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans. He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job. Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league. It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results. It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side. He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes. He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his shit tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield. The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here. The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 On 24/04/2015 at 13:25, Gino14 said: The man is an absolute disgrace. He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans. He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job. Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league. It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results. It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side. He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes. He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his s*** tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield. The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here. The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 no one ever calls him out on the players he does have available when he witters on about who's injured or suspended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I wonder if he thinks he is liked because of where he's from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Quote "When you go to work after a win, you're in a better mood, so whatever business you're in, it makes you work that bit harder and you get more profits. We need to do that. We need to win football matches to give everybody a huge lift." Mothertrucker are you out of your damned mind?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 What the actual fuck is this clown on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 On 24/04/2015 at 11:23, huss9 said: john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon; "John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado." John Gibson must have wrote that after a few brandy's last night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm not being funny like but he has genuinely had terrible luck with injuries and suspensions. Not quite Roeder levels but it's been pretty bad. As manager he carries the can for fitness and discipline though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Massively but he's obviously too much of an arse-kisser to kick up a fuss about anything. Makes Pardew look like Che Guevara. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone super impose his head onto a turnip? Would like to see something like that distributed, would I not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Even if the first 11 he has put out every week is inferior to the opposition, the very least you expect is for the team to compete and for there to be a coherent gameplan. Even non-league teams manage that when playing against Premier League teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/ Terrible picture.... :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone not tie this man's mouth shut. Garbage pouring out everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now