sempuki Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Simon Pryde @SimonPryde 8m8 minutes ago Carver:"The majority of people will agree he (Ashley) has done a good job.... we're now in a good position to go forward" Yeah, I hate him as much as Pardew Staggering comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-john-carver-believes-9104626 some of this is hilarious: And while results have been poor, he said: “I’d love to show you clips of our training sessions. You would actually think there was nothing wrong. “We had a group of people in this week, they were sponsors, about 20 of them through the week. They couldn’t believe what they were watching. That’s how good it was. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-john-carver-believes-9104626 some of this is hilarious: And while results have been poor, he said: “I’d love to show you clips of our training sessions. You would actually think there was nothing wrong. “We had a group of people in this week, they were sponsors, about 20 of them through the week. They couldn’t believe what they were watching. That’s how good it was. lol This fucking guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Simon Pryde @SimonPryde 8m8 minutes ago Carver:"The majority of people will agree he (Ashley) has done a good job.... we're now in a good position to go forward" Yeah, I hate him as much as Pardew Someone remind him of what he said prior to being hired, please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 It's like a boxer asking for a title shot because he beat the bag on points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 He's got absolutely no shame First the maintenance guy and now the sponsors. Can't wait until this absolute cretin is back on the dole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-john-carver-believes-9104626 some of this is hilarious: And while results have been poor, he said: “I’d love to show you clips of our training sessions. You would actually think there was nothing wrong. “We had a group of people in this week, they were sponsors, about 20 of them through the week. They couldn’t believe what they were watching. That’s how good it was. lol No way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Be like when they absolutely collapsed to a 3-0 victory against Cardiff last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Power quoting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 First the maintenance guy What's this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-john-carver-believes-9104626 some of this is hilarious: And while results have been poor, he said: “I’d love to show you clips of our training sessions. You would actually think there was nothing wrong. “We had a group of people in this week, they were sponsors, about 20 of them through the week. They couldn’t believe what they were watching. That’s how good it was. lol Guys from Wonga couldn't believe professional footballers were better than them Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes. Be like when they absolutely collapsed to a 3-0 victory against Cardiff last season. After 6 straight defeats too. It turned the tide! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-john-carver-believes-9104626 some of this is hilarious: And while results have been poor, he said: “I’d love to show you clips of our training sessions. You would actually think there was nothing wrong. “We had a group of people in this week, they were sponsors, about 20 of them through the week. They couldn’t believe what they were watching. That’s how good it was. lol We won the training! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Simon Pryde @SimonPryde 8m8 minutes ago Carver:"The majority of people will agree he (Ashley) has done a good job.... we're now in a good position to go forward" Yeah, I hate him as much as Pardew Or: 'Please give me the job Mike, never mind the actual results Mike!' What a brown-nosing prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Irrespective of the manager situation, he reckons he's a fan of the club and comes out with that. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I can just picture 20 of them standing pitchside wide-eyed and open mouthed,muttering "oh my god","this can't be real","I can't believe what I'm seeing",all in disbelief at how bad Carver's training methods are,while the squad carry on playing headers and volleys. Carver standing there all smug saying "listen,I know we're good,this is one training idea that Bobby taught me" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 First the maintenance guy What's this? “I was at the reserve game on Tuesday night and I got into the lift with one of the maintenance guys. “He actually said to me, ‘John – I couldn’t believe that performance, I watched what you did on the pitch with the team and I was so excited leading up to the derby game because I thought we were going to win. Then all of a sudden the whistle blew for the start of the game and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. “You can do all the preparation you want but then on a Saturday, Sunday, Monday night…we can’t develop training ground players. We have to find solutions.” http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/04/strange-tale-of-john-carver-and-the-man-in-the-lift/ Gets funnier everytime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 @SkySports_Keith: John Carver admits the protests and boycotts by Newcastle fans affected his players against Spurs last weekend. Pathetic. Such a weasel. L L L L L *protest* L f*** off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Don't want this guy associated with the club in any form in the future. Never mind him 'missing out' on the top job and just going back to being assistant, I don't want this little prick as a boot boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Make your mind up Carver at first he said the poor run was everyone's fault including the tea lady and now it's the fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Don't want this guy associated with the club in any form in the future. Never mind him 'missing out' on the top job and just going back to being assistant, I don't want this little prick as a boot boy. That's another thing that makes me not want a McLaren appointment. British managers are so tainted with jobs for the boys. Carver shouldn't even be on the coaching staff let alone the top job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 First the maintenance guy What's this? “I was at the reserve game on Tuesday night and I got into the lift with one of the maintenance guys. “He actually said to me, ‘John – I couldn’t believe that performance, I watched what you did on the pitch with the team and I was so excited leading up to the derby game because I thought we were going to win. Then all of a sudden the whistle blew for the start of the game and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. “You can do all the preparation you want but then on a Saturday, Sunday, Monday night…we can’t develop training ground players. We have to find solutions.” http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/04/strange-tale-of-john-carver-and-the-man-in-the-lift/ Gets funnier everytime. Fuck outta here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I wonder if he's found out how to play 2 up front yet ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I wonder if he's found out how to play 2 up front yet ? Waiting for the tea lady to tell him it looks good in training before breaking out the new tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 If it really was true, then surely he has to take the blame for not motivating them properly before they get out on the pitch and not using the right tactics to get the best out of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 @SkySports_Keith: John Carver admits the protests and boycotts by Newcastle fans affected his players against Spurs last weekend. Pathetic. Such a weasel. L L L L L *protest* L f*** off. Told by bishop to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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