John Carver

[Guest reefatoon]

Fuck matchdays then, I'm off to the training to watch liquid football, sounds like the place to be.

[Guest chopey]

Steve Wright on radio two was once exposed for only reading out emails about how great he was and how is show was the best on the station and now whenever I hear him I cringe, maybe Carver is an avid listener

[Collage]

Good piece, the only thing I miss is questioning him about how he now seems convinced the players are not good enough and blames the small squad, while back in January-February this was the guff:

 

“We’ve got options, we’ve got flexibility,” said the coach who felt no need to ask the board for the striker and centre-half many observers believed Newcastle required last month

 

“I didn’t ask because I know I’ve got a group of players who can get us through to the end of the season – before Monday we actually had too many players,” he said.

[Elliottman]

I was sat thinking about Carvers 'Ashley has done a good job' comments last night and it absolutely boiled my p*ss.

 

This is a bloke who has ripped the heart out of the club, turned lifelong fans away, spat at the feet of club legends, ruined Cup Competitions, killed any idea of playing in Europe again, changed the name of the stadium to the SD Arena (ffs), found guilty of lying and misleading fans to name a few and Carver turns round 4 days after a boycott and says most people agree he's done a good job!?

 

You've made you're bed now Carver you absolute bell.

[Guest chopey]

I was sat thinking about Carvers 'Ashley has done a good job' comments last night and it absolutely boiled my p*ss.

 

This is a bloke who has ripped the heart out of the club, turned lifelong fans away, spat at the feet of club legends, ruined Cup Competitions, killed any idea of playing in Europe again, changed the name of the stadium to the SD Arena (ffs), found guilty of lying and misleading fans to name a few and Carver turns round 4 days after a boycott and says most people agree he's done a good job!?

 

You've made you're bed now Carver you absolute bell.

 

Totally agree with this, he needs to go

[Guest reefatoon]

Summer plans being discussed.

 

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[Guest chopey]

Have you even photoshoped charnley ?

[huss9]

john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;

 

"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

[Al Moody]

[Geordie Deb]

That's John Gibson banned then 

[huss9]

carver again (skysports)

"This is a bad time at the moment," he said. "I can't wait for the good time. I'm really going to enjoy myself, because I have had everything go against me."

 

wtf has he had go against him? he's only ever been short of 2-3 players each match of putting out a first eleven.

 

the whole injury crisis thing is a bit of a myth too as its been mainly squad players not first teamers affected. he's been without a left back and a centre half mainly otherwise most of his first team has been fit.

 

 

 

[AlanSkÃrare]

Everything against me? He's the most fortunate motherfucker alive to be in the job.

[Village Idiot]

I'm not even a proper fan and I would gouge my eyes out if Carver was appointed for a full season, on the basis of his quotes only. What a sniveling blame-deflecting coward. Disgusting "professional".

[huss9]

be worth looking at the first eleven and the subs for each of the games he's been in charge of to see which essential players have been injured.

[huss9]

never trust or rely on anybody who doesnt have an ounce of humility or self-awareness.

 

only a c*** like carver could be more influenced by his time under pardew, than his time as assisstant to SBR.

 

 

 

 

[Ronaldo]

Bobby used to tell him to wipe the dogshit off Andy O'Brien's boots. Pardew on the other hand fed him a tonne of bullshit about being his Geordie second-in-command.

[huss9]

Bobby used to tell him to wipe the dogshit off Andy O'Brien's boots. Pardew on the other hand fed him a tonne of bullshit about being his Geordie second-in-command.

 

you can bet pardew used to tell him, "listen to me John. Watch, listen, and learn and one day you will be as good as me and all this wil be yours."

[Guest Gino14]

The man is an absolute disgrace.  He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans.  He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job.  Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league.

 

It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results.  It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side.  He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes.  He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his shit tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield.

 

The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here.  The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that.

[TheHoob]

The man is an absolute disgrace.  He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans.  He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job.  Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league.

 

It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results.  It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side.  He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes.  He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his s*** tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield.

 

The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here.  The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that.

 

 

[huss9]

no one ever calls him out on the players he does have available when he witters on about who's injured or suspended.

[Al Moody]

I wonder if he thinks he is liked because of where he's from.

[Beren]

"When you go to work after a win, you're in a better mood, so whatever business you're in, it makes you work that bit harder and you get more profits. We need to do that. We need to win football matches to give everybody a huge lift."

 

Mothertrucker are you out of your damned mind?!

[Al Moody]

What the actual fuck is this clown on?

[TRon]

john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;

 

"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

 

 

  John Gibson must have wrote that after a few brandy's last night.

[Interpolic]

I'm not being funny like but he has genuinely had terrible luck with injuries and suspensions. Not quite Roeder levels but it's been pretty bad. As manager he carries the can for fitness and discipline though.