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Someone needs to start a Sack Ryder website. Someone tweet the idea to Skirge there.

 

:lol:

 

It's completely baffling how he is still employed.

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Shameful from Carver as always blaming anyone but himself.

 

"I'll walk if I don't get investment" the fucking cheeky cunt :lol:

 

Then he said he wouldn't in the next sentence because he's still got 5 years on his contract. The guy should just keep his mouth shut instead of showcasing his stupidity to the whole world.

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Allen @Allenocon14  ·  35s 35 seconds ago

 

Very good chat with him and some of the players we got are point across and he knows we're not happy and are feelings won't change....

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Allen @Allenocon14  ·  46s 46 seconds ago

 

You can't fault his passion and love for the club hence why he doesn't want to walk away without trying BUT.....

 

Allen @Allenocon14  ·  16s 16 seconds ago

 

He needs to walk away out of respect for the club he loves.

 

Allen @Allenocon14  ·  27 secs 27 seconds ago

 

Because as a Manger he's not good enough and he's sending us down IMO.

 

Assume thats going to be his last one. Bit better than the woman he rang anyway

 

:lol:

 

I bet the club werent expecting that after their little PR stunt

 

Backfired.

 

Aye, tbh I retract what I said about the lad earlier. If you're gonna go to the game - be nothing but militant. He's done that.

 

This guys' one of us. I'm gonna start following him on Twitter now :) As the London ballers would say, he "smashed it."

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I remember when the Chronicle still had that football forum of theirs. Alan Oliver was always complained about so everyone were happy when he was gone. The appreciation for Lee Ryder however didn't last long. He posted links to his articles on the forum and did a bit posting too... but he was hounded out quite quickly. :lol:

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Ryder:

 

John Carver has endured a rough ride after run of defeats but has managed to hold his head up high and stay true to his beliefs.

 

Would somebody mind telling me what the fuck this is about? Stuck to his beliefs has he? WHAT BELIEFS? Belief that he can win games? What the hell is he even on about?

 

I'm going to have to stay away from this thread I think.

 

Muslim I think. Shi'ite.

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Allen @Allenocon14  ·  57s 57 seconds ago

 

Also says we should give Cabella time as he's still adjusting and is one of the most hard working players on and off the pitch.

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That alone shows the depth of detachment between Carver and the fans.  The fans have always given Cabella a chance, have always backed his need for time to adjust and hope he will come good.  The only person who has ever really had a go at Cabella is Pardew.

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Allen @Allenocon14  ·  57s 57 seconds ago

 

Also says we should give Cabella time as he's still adjusting and is one of the most hard working players on and off the pitch.

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That alone shows the depth of detachment between Carver and the fans.  The fans have always given Cabella a chance, have always backed his need for time to adjust and hope he will come good.  The only person who has ever really had a go at Cabella is Pardew.

 

 

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"After cooking his Newcastle team’s dinner, sweeping the St James’ Park corridors, cleaning the bogs and manning the ticket office, John Carver took the reserves down to Derby County, where he had a chat with the man most likely to replace him next season. “[second-Choice Steve] didn’t mention this job, absolutely 100% not, he just asked how I was dealing with it,” said Carver, before getting back to polishing Paul Dummett’s boots."

 

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"After cooking his Newcastle team’s dinner, sweeping the St James’ Park corridors, cleaning the bogs and manning the ticket office, John Carver took the reserves down to Derby County, where he had a chat with the man most likely to replace him next season. “[second-Choice Steve] didn’t mention this job, absolutely 100% not, he just asked how I was dealing with it,” said Carver, before getting back to polishing Paul Dummett’s boots."

 

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The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants.

 

Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight.

 

Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager!

I suspect a monkey randomly flinging poo at a tactics board would achieve a higher win % tbf.

 

I don't get this, so you're saying Carver would be better than Carver? I'm lost.

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Ryder:

 

John Carver has endured a rough ride after run of defeats but has managed to hold his head up high and stay true to his beliefs.

 

Would somebody mind telling me what the fuck this is about? Stuck to his beliefs has he? WHAT BELIEFS? Belief that he can win games? What the hell is he even on about?

 

I'm going to have to stay away from this thread I think.

 

Muslim I think. Shi'ite.

 

:mackems:

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:lol: The idea that he'd fucking walk if there was no investment. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

 

I didn't even lol because it didn't register as a concept from this plane of reality.

 

:lol: He just says whatever. 40 losses ago in January he was all on some " :yao: We don't need players!" shit.

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