Disco Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Was ijacked by the SMB Is Ryder sleeping with Carver or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 'Carver left Newcastle last June after helping the club avoid relegation with a threadbare squad' http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/you-can-go-fuck-yourself-hank-breacking-bad.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Ryder :lol: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-newcastle-head-coach-john-10500983 Former Newcastle head coach John Carver jokes that he will be smiling just like Jurgen Klopp in his next job • 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • UPDATED 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • BY LEE RYDER Ex-Newcastle chief John Carver ready for next football challenge with MLS move potentially on the agenda • John Carver could return to Major League Soccer when the new season kicks off in 2016. The Chronicle understands that Carver would be open to a move back to the league where he managed Toronto FC between 2007 and 2008. Carver left Newcastle last June after helping the club avoid relegation with a threadbare squad, but is now ready for his next challenge. He was an interested spectator in the stands at Crystal Palace for their recent defeat against Sunderland, and he is believed to be spending time observing training at Reading FC this week, alongside former coaching colleague Steve Clarke. The Geordie coach has been working in the media since leaving Newcastle with appearances on Match of the Day, Sky Sports and BT Sports in recent times. Carver – who has been linked with jobs at Fulham and Rotherham – quipped on his most recent TV appearance that he would adopt a similar stance to Jurgen Klopp in future. He said on Match of the Day: “When I get my next job I’m going to be like Mr Klopp and smile a lot.” Newcastle’s poor start to the new season has also been a hot topic of discussion on Talksport, when a national poll indicated that 60% of fans would want Carver in charge of the Magpies ahead of Alan Shearer or Steve McClaren. Who are these 60% of people man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Helping the club avoid relegation. Holy SHIT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I'm now starting to think he's duped us all and is actually a super-intelligent, elaborate troll. It's almost like he knows what pisses us off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Sad John Carver = shit Smiley John Carver > Jurgen Klopp JHFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Wow. That poll actually exists :lol: http://talksport.com/football/poll-who-would-you-rather-have-charge-your-club-john-carver-alan-shearer-or-steve-mcclaren This club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 It's national man. 90% of the people voting will be taking the piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Ryder :lol: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-newcastle-head-coach-john-10500983 Former Newcastle head coach John Carver jokes that he will be smiling just like Jurgen Klopp in his next job • 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • UPDATED 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • BY LEE RYDER Ex-Newcastle chief John Carver ready for next football challenge with MLS move potentially on the agenda • John Carver could return to Major League Soccer when the new season kicks off in 2016. The Chronicle understands that Carver would be open to a move back to the league where he managed Toronto FC between 2007 and 2008. Carver left Newcastle last June after helping the club avoid relegation with a threadbare squad, but is now ready for his next challenge. He was an interested spectator in the stands at Crystal Palace for their recent defeat against Sunderland, and he is believed to be spending time observing training at Reading FC this week, alongside former coaching colleague Steve Clarke. The Geordie coach has been working in the media since leaving Newcastle with appearances on Match of the Day, Sky Sports and BT Sports in recent times. Carver – who has been linked with jobs at Fulham and Rotherham – quipped on his most recent TV appearance that he would adopt a similar stance to Jurgen Klopp in future. He said on Match of the Day: “When I get my next job I’m going to be like Mr Klopp and smile a lot.” Newcastle’s poor start to the new season has also been a hot topic of discussion on Talksport, when a national poll indicated that 60% of fans would want Carver in charge of the Magpies ahead of Alan Shearer or Steve McClaren. This has just ruined my morning coffee time. I don't know what to do now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 It's national man. 90% of the people voting will be taking the p*ss. Quite aware of that...it just adds to the circus that is NUFC though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 He seems very sure that he is going to get a job despite displaying zero positive aspects of management when he got his chance here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Must be mackems voting. Only the braindead would want him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Canny few people laying into Ryder on Twitter for that guff this afternoon. Glorious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Canny few people laying into Ryder on Twitter for that guff this afternoon. Glorious. Good - he's got really thin skin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Aye, keep it up. He'll jump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Did he write that entire article just to quote the Klopp thing? How grim it must be to be Ryder. Just constantly mopping up dribble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 He'll end up on a reality show or something, whatever agent he's signed with is clearly advising him to get his face in the media and not be a demented arsehole on TV. Trying to capitalise on his 15 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 One of my mates seen Carver in Hoochie Coochie last Friday night, barely anyone recognised him as 'he looked a lot younger' so was able to enjoy his night out. I told my granda as his best mate worked with and knows JC well personally and he told me that he got about £1m as a payoff and "he spent a canny bit of it on botox, because his face looked like it'd been mangled by a racoon" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 He'll end up on a reality show or something, whatever agent he's signed with is clearly advising him to get his face in the media and not be a demented arsehole on TV. Trying to capitalise on his 15 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Ryder is really becoming a parody of himself now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 John, we couldn't give a flying fuck, now piss off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 If anything, being a Geordie helped and allowed him way too much leeway with the fans what a monglord. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It was being shit that heaped pressure on him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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