sempuki Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Can't see him getting another decent job again thankfully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The sad thing is the longer we are doing shit, the clueless observers will say Carver is a great coach but was in an impossible job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The ideal comeuppance for this utterly horrific dickhead would be ploughing his car into Pardews house next time he goes to see him, ensuring just enough rubble falls on "Pards" that it takes him the optimum amount of time to die. I'd take a week off work just to watch that particular news bulletin on a loop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Moaning about expectations again? Fucking moron, nearly 50 years of winning nowt and people still turn up paying a fortune expecting 11 overpaid pricks to at the very least earn their millions. Half of our fans dont even care if they try most of the time as long as they get a few hours away from the wife or are 'enjoying it' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's a tough place to manage because it's a massive Premier League football club John, something you should be absolutely nowhere near in any capacity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's a tough place to manage because it's a massive Premier League football club John, something you should be absolutely nowhere near in any capacity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 He must be loving this run of results. "See? What can you do with this squad, it wasn't my fault after all!" The sooner we string a couple of wins together and this tit slinks off back into the shadows the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 sick of these jobs for the boys incompetent arseholes getting free passes for failure and then being given the platform to slout the offensive, ignorant shit. Boil your lasagne head you useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Carver with £50m. He'd probably end up buying volcano insurance. He really is such an insufferable bellpiece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The point he made still stands tho, the players we bought were decided on long before the manager was and whoever the new manager was had to accept them. McCLaren was a patsy Viera wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The point he made still stands tho, the players we bought were decided on long before the manager was and whoever the new manager was had to accept them. McCLaren was a patsy Viera wasn't. And that's why Vieira was never a serious candidate. As long as Ashley is here, with the structure he wants in place below him we'll only ever have a patsy as manager. Whether that's Kinnear/Pardew/Carver/McClaren or the next joker it makes little difference. We'll always struggle to compete in the top league until he sells up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It baffles me as to why he's persisting with hiring only yes-men and dinosaurs. Did the whole Keegan fiasco really burn him that badly? It's been asked forever on here, but how can someone who's such a success in the business world keep employing ludicrously under-qualified, inept managers to manage one of his most expensive assets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The point he made still stands tho, the players we bought were decided on long before the manager was and whoever the new manager was had to accept them. McCLaren was a patsy Viera wasn't. And that's why Vieira was never a serious candidate. As long as Ashley is here, with the structure he wants in place below him we'll only ever have a patsy as manager. Whether that's Kinnear/Pardew/Carver/McClaren or the next joker it makes little difference. We'll always struggle to compete in the top league until he sells up. It's not a question of competing 'in the top league' - come May we will either be down or in/around 17th place. The cockroach wants Pl survival, and all other considerations are secondary. Reckon we'll scrape survival - yet again - and nothing will change until the fat cunt fucks off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It baffles me as to why he's persisting with hiring only yes-men and dinosaurs. Did the whole Keegan fiasco really burn him that badly? It's been asked forever on here, but how can someone who's such a success in the business world keep employing ludicrously under-qualified, inept managers to manage one of his most expensive assets? The Keegan fiasco is a moot point to be fair, as even when he was here the buying was done without his knowledge, it's always been Ashley's plan to control all costs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Christ knows why Ashley doesn't appoint an experienced director and let him run things properly. It wouldn't even cost him that much more, and he could have been the most loved owner in the country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Fuck off John! Steve McClaren 'dare not lose' to Sunderland, says ex-Newcastle boss John Carver http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-dare-not-lose-10324343#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 The exclamation marks all the time have got to stop, man. Just so needless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 John Carver speaking to the The Star Are there 2 more pointless entities in the world? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 He can shut his cakehole. What the fuck does he know anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 On Talksport this week on the Colin Murray show, Didi Hamman referred to Mourinho's waffle, meltdown and delusional shit as 'Carveresque'. Brought a wry smirk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 On Talksport this week on the Colin Murray show, Didi Hamman referred to Mourinho's waffle, meltdown and delusional s*** as 'Carveresque'. Brought a wry smirk. Aye... Heard that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 On Talksport this week on the Colin Murray show, Didi Hamman referred to Mourinho's waffle, meltdown and delusional shit as 'Carveresque'. Brought a wry smirk. Yep, there was another show (Durham's I think) where they were mocking Wegner being on the manager of the year list, suggesting maybe Carver should be on it too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/24/d327cd28598920e5b5d3b0763b9a7708.jpg Selling his shorts on eBay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 XL? No way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 XL? No way. Hung innit. Best and biggest coach in da league... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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