Interpolic Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It was being shit that heaped pressure on him. Well that wasn't his fault either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It was being shit that heaped pressure on him. Well that wasn't his fault either. Was he cursed? He's got a face like a voodoo doll so I won't be shocked if that's the case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It was being s*** that heaped pressure on him. Dung beetles usually lke s***. It was an up hill struggle for him... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/12/john-carver-linkedin-profile-is-comedy-gold/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Is it real?? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Is it real?? :lol: Considering how delusional this idiot is it wouldn't surprise me if it is real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Not sure what's more ridiculous, listing man management as a skill or PowerPoint and Excel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 'I narrowly managed to avoid the relegation I had spent five months steering the club towards from a position of safety' http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/slow_clap_vanderbeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Genuinely didn't believe it could be real. But I had to check... https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-carver-5495512a Connected to Simon Pryde, so I imagine it's real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I particularly liked the inclusion of Microsoft Office, and then listing out Excel, Word and PowerPoint separately. Padding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I particularly liked the inclusion of Microsoft Office, and then listing out Excel, Word and PowerPoint separately. Padding. I liked that as well. Tempting to create a LinkedIn profile of a club owner or whatnot and contact him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I particularly liked the inclusion of Microsoft Office, and then listing out Excel, Word and PowerPoint separately. Padding. I liked that as well. Tempting to create a LinkedIn profile of a club owner or whatnot and contact him. Oh god. The possibilities. Create a club owner from the fucking Congo or something, diamond mine entrepreneur worth more than Bill Gates who wants to get Sewercap FC into the Champions League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I particularly liked the inclusion of Microsoft Office, and then listing out Excel, Word and PowerPoint separately. Padding. I liked that as well. Tempting to create a LinkedIn profile of a club owner or whatnot and contact him. Oh god. The possibilities. Create a club owner from the f***ing Congo or something, diamond mine entrepreneur worth more than Bill Gates who wants to get Sewercap FC into the Champions League. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 The swing in opinion on him from page 1 to page 426 man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/XLfOj7R.png http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-ashley-spend-again-former-10650425 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 imagine if he got the England job and Called Carver up to be his assistant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I can't believe nobody has snapped JC up yet. What a waste of talent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As a Spaniard, Pardew as England manager would be glorious. Make it happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As a Spaniard, Pardew as England manager would be glorious. Make it happen. I'm English and would love to see it for the comedy value. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'd spend every waking minute being terrified of him succeeding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As a Spaniard, Pardew as England manager would be glorious. Make it happen. I'm English and would love to see it for the comedy value. Definitely, the media scrutiny would be amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Definitely, the media scrutiny would be amazing. He wouldn't get away with half of the shit that he did while here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I think I'd rather England just stay on the right track with a good manager, actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'd spend every waking minute being terrified of him succeeding. Why would you give him 1 second of your 'waking' minutes? He's moved on to a better Club. If he got one thing right in his tenure it was seeing his opportunity to say bye bye. He'd have needed certifying to stay at NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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