Paully Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 To me those comments confirm that it’s definitely either Cardew or McClaren and that the Cruddas Park licking nugget is going to remain on our payroll either way because McClaren will keep him on board! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/661/zFo2Jh.png There's our poll position John, shove your pole up your crinkly bottom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Chris Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He says himself that's just how HE looks at it, not the club or anyone else. I agree he'll be kept on in some regard no matter who comes in though. He wants the job and is bigging himself up (which is nigh on impossible when you look at his record). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?' 'No' 'Cut the rope' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 When Carver says "Nobody could have done better" Honest question: What does worse look like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I suppose the goal difference over his games in charge could have been worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff. I dont even think he could run a hot dog stand tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff. I dont even think he could run a hot dog stand tbh. Maybe he could buy some hot dogs then. I could see him scoffing 4 at a time with ketchup lodged in the wrinkles round his mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He should be minced up into hot dogs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants. Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight. Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants. Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight. Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager! I suspect a monkey randomly flinging poo at a tactics board would achieve a higher win % tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 One of the lads who met this clown will be putting it all on twitter soon. Apparently he just left the training ground now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I just caught up on what he said about "I don't have to do it" and "it'll help them to stop interfering in me doing my job" about those fans he's meeting. Dat arrogance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Carver is guaranteed his old job back as assistant manager no matter who the club opt for This is the most galling thing. Why, for fuck's sake? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Carver is guaranteed his old job back as assistant manager no matter who the club opt for This is the most galling thing. Why, for f***'s sake? Exactly right, it's a completely pointless move. You can just see him sitting there in a massive huff telling the new manager to put his own cones out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff. "LISTEN! GET YOUR CARVER WIENERS HERE! BUY 6 IN A ROW - GET ONE FREE!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Fucking hell, Ryder has yet another PR piece on his favourite pin up. Its getting beyond a joke the amount of articles he writes to protect his mate. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/can-john-carver-ever-win-9160306 'Carver has been the man sent out to work with broken tools and a squad that – in my opinion – I don’t deem fit for purpose in the Premier League.' More classic Ryder proof reading too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I know this is asked often but seriously, how is he a journalist? I could do a better job and I can barely string two sentences together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Sports journalist of the year, wasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Fucking hell, Ryder has yet another PR piece on his favourite pin up. Its getting beyond a joke the amount of articles he writes to protect his mate. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/can-john-carver-ever-win-9160306 'Carver has been the man sent out to work with broken tools and a squad that – in my opinion – I don’t deem fit for purpose in the Premier League.' More classic Ryder proof reading too It's his opinion that he doesn't deem it fit for purpose. Isn't he sure? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 One of the lads who met this clown will be putting it all on twitter soon. Apparently he just left the training ground now What's his handle? I notice they've been interviewed by SSN too, I'm sure that'll be scathing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 One of the lads who met this clown will be putting it all on twitter soon. Apparently he just left the training ground now What's his handle? I notice they've been interviewed by SSN too, I'm sure that'll be scathing. @Allenocon14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Saw someone mention the SSN interview, were they interviewed on the way in or out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Ryder: John Carver has endured a rough ride after run of defeats but has managed to hold his head up high and stay true to his beliefs. Would somebody mind telling me what the fuck this is about? Stuck to his beliefs has he? WHAT BELIEFS? Belief that he can win games? What the hell is he even on about? I'm going to have to stay away from this thread I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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