sempuki Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute. Obertan just standing there like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 That's amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just read the first few pages of this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just read the first few pages of this thread Woody's fast becoming one of the unsung heroes for me. Just really likeable! (The trio of him, Stone and Carver makes a good team like). Page 11 is hilarious btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute. Obertan just standing there like the rugby play on that article is dope as fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Crater faced cunt is in hoochie coochie right now if anyone wants to glass him. Quite a few people getting nice smiley photos with him too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute. Obertan just standing there like the rugby play on that article is dope as fuck Topknot has moves! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I like how he gets cleaned the fuck out right after his fancy-pants pass too. A little reminder that he's still playing rugby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I like how he gets cleaned the fuck out right after his fancy-pants pass too. A little reminder that he's still playing rugby Oh he definitely paid. Still, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I could definitely get into rugby if it was ever on tv over here. That and Australian Rules football are massively underrated sports imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Fox Soccer used to show Aussie, and it's was laughs any time they did. Just seems like a madhouse sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Nee one even gives a shit that I've outed his location for assassination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Fox Soccer used to show Aussie, and it's was laughs any time they did. Just seems like a madhouse sport. Used to watch it all the time on ESPN until one of the grand finals ended in a draw. Then they just replayed it the next week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Listen http://media3.giphy.com/media/ZIKS27OhcKSJi/200w.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Fox Soccer used to show Aussie, and it's was laughs any time they did. Just seems like a madhouse sport. Used to watch it all the time on ESPN until one of the grand finals ended in a draw. Then they just replayed it the next week America would burn to the ground if the Super Bowl ended in a tie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/b73d4b9496eb0b4ea683567437107fce.jpg As close as I could get without contracting aids. Endless supply of twats getting smiley photos with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 What is Carver doing in a gay pub? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 What is Carver doing in a gay pub? Getting tips on anti-trench face cream Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well that's clearly not true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 He looks like the lonely, boring drunk at a shit wedding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 [quote author=SEMTEX jlink=topic=74002.msg5453343#msg5453343 date=1425684168] http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/b73d4b9496eb0b4ea683567437107fce.jpg As close as I could get without contracting aids. Endless supply of twats getting smiley photos with him. Personally think its wrong our coach Is out in town (boozing or not). May as well spit on the pavement and tackle himself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Hoochie coochie is shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Did you ask him about tactics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Other way around would be more likely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/b73d4b9496eb0b4ea683567437107fce.jpg As close as I could get without contracting aids. Endless supply of twats getting smiley photos with him. 'Listen *licks lips*, I well tell you now, have a shot of Apple Sours with me and you will be a brave man' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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