Skeletor Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 'Licksen, it's the John "lick the ground running" Carvdew Thread *lick*' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 forgive my ignorance but what is the "lick" Honest John has a tendancy to lick his lips http://i.cubeupload.com/1hwsOS.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Is he just making s*** up now? Just checked Arsenal v Newcastle between 2000 & 2004 when Carver was assistant and Pires was there. 2000-1 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - Pires played full 90. 2001-2 - serious knee injury sustained in a challenge from Dabizas 2002-3 - Pires came on as a sub. 2003-4 - Pires came on as a sub. Unless in 2003-4 he came off the bench then went back off leaving Arsenal with 10 men. http://www.11v11.com/matches/newcastle-united-v-arsenal-11-april-2004-19694/ this seems to show him coming on a sub and staying on but following season subbed on 84 minutes http://www.11v11.com/matches/arsenal-v-newcastle-united-14-august-2005-220675/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I'm sick of not going to matches. I would even settle for McLaren at this stage. No way I'll go with this joke in charge. Needs to start getting dogs abuse. But hardly will with the zombies at st James these days Obviously an upgrade on Carver but he is another waste of space that hasnt got a clue. Just no tactical idea at all, if the starting 11 dont get it right he shits himself. Sickening to think this may be the limit of our ambition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/sYzZR2s.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Tough wank that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Thread title is annoying me as the lick should be after "listen" and not in between "it's a" Far too much time on my hands and now thinking far too much about licks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://s7.postimg.org/y3n2wbl1n/dumb_dumber.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://s7.postimg.org/y3n2wbl1n/dumb_dumber.jpg Now that's an imagine the offspring pic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 has carver always done that lick thing? it's a hallmark of a proper alcy like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 If we still do a clear out this summer, we literally has to play those U-18 players next season. Fucking excited for this. Record breaking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 9 licks in 30 seconds. Record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Licking non-stop in his pre-match interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Licking non-stop in his pre-match interview. Hmmm..next time I've got a few letters to send I'll pop down to St James with a book of stamps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://i3.asn.im/Monster-tongue-_t3sc.gif 'Listen, let me tell you Gouffran's passing is 2nd to none' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/john-carvers-newcastle-record-now-3-wins-in-30-games/ At least we are consistently shite throughout the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8893048 That's all I care out like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8893048 That's all I care out like... Yet another loss proves Neville wrong. Aye alreet Lee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-insists-newcastle-united-8893122 Must be on the same stuff as Gazza. We won't go down but there is no way we will finish in the top half. 13-16th imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 They're both just quite retarded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Played 12, won 2. No other stats needed, that's what he's produced in 2015. He's the current manager and he's judged on his results, forget injuries and suspensions, he's the bloke who coaches and picks the team and the buck stops squarely with him. Other caretaker managers have been shifted with better results than that. Giving this gormless cunt the job for next season is just postponing the inevitable. Should he be (inexplicably) given the chance then they're only going to have to sack him after 20 games anyway as we're going to be in the bottom 6. Just bin the fucker ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Played 12, won 2. No other stats needed, that's what he's produced in 2015. He's the current manager and he's judged on his results, forget injuries and suspensions, he's the bloke who coaches and picks the team and the buck stops squarely with him. Other caretaker managers have been shifted with better results than that. Giving this gormless c*** the job for next season is just postponing the inevitable. Should he be (inexplicably) given the chance then they're only going to have to sack him after 20 games anyway as we're going to be in the bottom 6. Just bin the f***er ffs. Why on Earth would we want to progress? If we hire a competent manager they would want real wages, some control over transfers, be allowed to win cup games... Genuinely believe Carver is like this in his office Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Had the league started on 31/12 then we'd be in the bottom 5. If this prick starts as manager on opening day in august then we'll be in the bottom 6 all season with a reasonable chance of going down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Had the league started on 31/12 then we'd be in the bottom 5. If this prick starts as manager on opening day in august then we'll be in the bottom 6 all season with a reasonable chance of going down. Aye, it's so evidently clear that he'll be a complete failure and what is worrying is that he genuinely thinks he is competent and the right man for the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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