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Where were the real questions there btw?

 

Thought the same - got absolutely nothing out of that interview.

 

It was like they felt sorry for him. Disgraceful really.

 

Tbf, it must be pretty difficult to get worked up about an interview with Carver. It's like going to Buckingham Palace and interviewing the janitor.

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Lee Ryder will be telling us how great he is again in his next article.

 

I've just rinsed Ryder on twitter for exactly this. Cuntchops that he is.

 

Literally just spit my drink out laughing at that insult.

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Has a professional football manager of a premier league club just said the following

 

It's upto me to find solutions

 

I have to find a way to get 2 forwards on the pitch

 

We could have just seen a 0-1 loss out but we had a try

 

And last but not least

 

NO ONE IS COMING FROM MARS WITH A SPACESHIP FULL OF PLAYERS

 

 

Seriously this cunt is so out of his depth and has no clue at all, can't even speak the management lingo

 

You wouldn't get a conference manager speaking like that

 

If he was a racehorse he'd have been shot or turned into glue years ago

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16.5 licks on the lickcount

 

Nah, there were little ones where his tongue just pokes out, coupled with a few where he does two in quick succession. More than 16.5.

 

16.5 for me tbh: some didn't quite make it: therefore no score was awarded

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Where were the real questions there btw?

 

Thought the same - got absolutely nothing out of that interview.

 

Absolutely shameful interview. Are Sky on the books?

Sky are the books, no other revenue streams under Ashley.

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He's so bad that I feel like insulting him would be patronising to everyone on here. He's just so woefully bad that he insults himself, he just needs to be taken out the back and put down for his own good.

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NO ONE IS COMING FROM MARS WITH A SPACESHIP FULL OF PLAYERS

 

No. there is no football on mars but there is loads of money in NUFC's bank account to buy players that the team needs to preform, also players being released when its quite clear they are needed.

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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

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Whoever gets the job on the first day needs to call him into the office and say...John just go and take that baldy dwarf and that fat greasy mess of a goalkeeper coach with you.....then have security escort them out or even better just release the hounds

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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

 

He's probably inviting them back to his park bench after the game for some white lightning

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Whoever gets the job on the first day needs to call him into the office and say...John just go and take that baldy dwarf and that fat greasy mess of a goalkeeper coach with you.....then have security escort them out or even better just release the hounds

 

I woudn't even wait til he's outside the grounds, just open the door to his office and release the hounds there.

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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

 

He's probably inviting them back to his park bench after the game for some white lightning

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Since beating Chelsea on 6th December, we've lost 14 of 20 matches in all competitions.

 

In only 3 of those have we scored more than once. In 9 of them we've not scored at all.

 

The aggregate score of our last 8 matches is Opponents 18-3 NUFC -- and that somehow includes a win.

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