Mick Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 simonbirdmirror Simon Bird Shefki Kuqi having medical at #nufc claims sky. Carroll cash totaliser: £34,999,999 left to spend?! 6 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Got a class celebration tbh. Can't wait to hear of kids knacking themselves in the playground copying him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Journeyman pro gets his shot at the big time. He's going to be well motivated. If he does get on, it won't be pretty but would expect to see him create some mayhem in the box at set pieces at the very least. Pardew must really think the rest of our team is shit if he thinks we need someone just to hoof the ball at. I'd imagine Pardew thinks the team is to thin, in more than one sense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 What is actually the point of this? He is never, ever going to be good enough! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I expect a Lovenkrands-style deal with this. Couple of goals between now and the end of the season, followed by a three-year deal and a ready-made excuse not to buy a striker in the summer. Do you realise you are getting more and more pessimistic as time passes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 What is actually the point of this? He is never, ever going to be good enough! Might as well have stuck fatty Nolan up front! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 This is going to suck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 What is actually the point of this? He is never, ever going to be good enough! He's there to make Sol & K-Nol feel thinner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I expect a Lovenkrands-style deal with this. Couple of goals between now and the end of the season, followed by a three-year deal and a ready-made excuse not to buy a striker in the summer. Do you realise you are getting more and more pessimistic as time passes? He's got fucking good reason to be cynical with Beavis and Butthead running the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Journeyman pro gets his shot at the big time. He's going to be well motivated. If he does get on, it won't be pretty but would expect to see him create some mayhem in the box at set pieces at the very least. Pardew must really think the rest of our team is shit if he thinks we need someone just to hoof the ball at. I'd imagine Pardew thinks the team is to thin, in more than one sense Can't wait to see Kuqi and Nolan lining up for set pieces. The opposition will feel like they've been caught in a buffalo stampede. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Journeyman pro gets his shot at the big time. He's going to be well motivated. If he does get on, it won't be pretty but would expect to see him create some mayhem in the box at set pieces at the very least. Pardew must really think the rest of our team is shit if he thinks we need someone just to hoof the ball at. I'd imagine Pardew thinks the team is to thin, in more than one sense Can't wait to see Kuqi and Nolan lining up for set pieces. The opposition will feel like they've been caught in a buffalo stampede. Don't forget Sol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 What is actually the point of this? He is never, ever going to be good enough! Might as well have stuck fatty Nolan up front! I'd imagine that's plan Y. And Kuqi is plan Z. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Those lads behind the scenes have worked their magic again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He's a target man, Ewerthon and Aliadiere aren't, we need to replace target men (Carroll,Shola). I can see him being a real threat from Barton's set pieces which is something we've lacked since AC left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He's a target man, Ewerthon and Aliadiere aren't, we need to replace target men (Carroll,Shola). I can see him being a real threat from Barton's set pieces which is something we've lacked since AC left. A real threat ffs, howay man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He's a target man, Ewerthon and Aliadiere aren't, we need to replace target men (Carroll,Shola). I can see him being a real threat from Barton's set pieces which is something we've lacked since AC left. I don't want to repeat myself but he's never going to play, man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He will score goals for us, just a feeling that i have. Time will prove that this feeling is right. Not that i rate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Our only game plan seems to be to bang it up to 2 big lads who knock it on or hold it up and allow the likes of Nolan and Barton to feed on scraps. We're pretty good at set-pieces as long as the delivery is decent so signing him as cover (sort of) makes sense. Don't get me wrong, I think he's pretty shit and can't see him scoring or creating much. I would also like to think we'd blood a young lad rather than resort to this but it's not the end of the world. He'll cost us next to nowt and he's fit to play. Short contract to tide us over for the last dozen games or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tdeans Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He will score goals for us, just a feeling that i have. Time will prove that this feeling is right. Not that i rate him. Well I think you'll be dead at the end of the season due to Carbon Monoxide posioning which is probably giving you that feeling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezeri Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 So this is their way of making Nolan look thin! Genius. Shefki is pure muscle! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He will score goals for us, just a feeling that i have. Time will prove that this feeling is right. Not that i rate him. Well I think you'll be dead at the end of the season due to Carbon Monoxide posioning which is probably giving you that feeling We'll see Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tdeans Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 He will score goals for us, just a feeling that i have. Time will prove that this feeling is right. Not that i rate him. Well I think you'll be dead at the end of the season due to Carbon Monoxide posioning which is probably giving you that feeling We'll see Lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Good job Alan was prepared to 'knock the door down' after coming in. I can only assume the room was a fucking empy mess with half drunk bottles of champagne strewn all over the shop, old pizza boxes, cigar ash throughout, an xxxl pair of soiled y-fronts with the words "thirty five fucking million", "yee ha" and "Mike & Dekka was here" on every wall. Happy days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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