Haz Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 There's a few stories concerning Sol on the subject matter you are asking about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Well played Haz Jnr! The problem with a lot of 'celebs' and footballers these days is that people bend over and take shit like that rather tell them where to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What an arsehole! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Can't stand that attitude man. Ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 should have said ' Aye a fat has been' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 "Nah, sorry mate. Don't take an interest in the reserves" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 'Aye pal, a fat has been who has been stuck in the closet his whole life' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I once had a group of about 10 wanna be gangsta blokes staring me out 'cause I was going absolutely nuts at the fact Titus Bramble had half the bar staff fawning over him in an Ipswich nightclub. Rather than serve the people who were actually getting drinks, they were just standing at the end of the bar watching some footballer with a really shitty bottle of 'champagne'. Was fucking ridiculous. Didn't help that I was drunk though, was waiting to get the shit kicked out of me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What a tosser! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 When talking to Sol always, always, mention Upton Park. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 should have said ' Aye a fat has been' oh goody! a snappy come-backs thread! Aye, a fat has-been who needs to get to the end of the queue! and yes, well played haz Jr.! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The guy from Green Mile? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 "Do you know who I am?" "The bloke who's going to get served last?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Obviously the product of years of impeccable parenting from haz good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The guy from Green Mile? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Typical of that knobheed, been a disaster of a signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm surprised he didn't just run away crying, not to be seen again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm surprised he didn't just run away crying, not to be seen again. Sol Campbell can run? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The man asked if anybody else has any stories. Let's delve into that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Just out of curiosity, how old is your son? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? The cunt went into Mr Browns on Front Street, Tynemouth and ordered a coffee. He then had no money to pay for it. No credit card either and one of the punters offered to pay for it. He then drove away in his Aston Martin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Just out of curiosity, how old is your son? 32. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 think I posted it in the players in public thread, but I once saw Steven Taylor acting in a similar manner in Revolution, pushing his way to the front of the bar, mouthing off to get served ASAP, only for one bloke, about 6 foot 7 and built like a brick shithouse, tap him on the shoulder and say something and get served before him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Is this where we say Kieron Dyer used to burn £50 notes in nightclubs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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