Tiresias Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Anyone read this bit "Yohan gives you a composure on the ball," said Newcastle's manager. "He takes a second longer on the ball and because of that he just makes the right decisions. As an example of what pressure can do to you I saw that BBC news reader pick up that wad of A4 paper instead of his iPad. There's no way you can do that unless pressure's involved and stress is kicking in – you just don't make that mistake. "That's what you have to understand with footballers. You play in front of 52,000 here and the expectations you're playing under huge expectations. Some people ride the pressure better. Would David Frost have picked that pad of paper up by mistake? Or would he have picked his iPad up? The point I'm trying to make is that Yohan is that type of player who, whatever the scenario, can be calm and deliver the pass." from here http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/19/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-united Cabaye, apparently the David Frost of footballers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Talks absolutely endless shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Good Lord, Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He never said that like seriously, right? Right? Right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 They probably fined him a quid just so they could make an example of him just in case any other upstarts try it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I think I need to hear a tape recording actually, maybe his delivery was amazing which would absolve him of making such weird comments, obvs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Ok, Pards has entered a new level of bullshit. I mean.....honestly....WHAT?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 WTF is going on with him? Has he had a botched lobotomy recently? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He was probably asked about it. So many drama queens in here desperate to find fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Had to click on the link to make sure it wasn't a wind up. Seems real Pretty sure Kinnear has introduced him to Buckfast Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He was probably asked about it. So many drama queens in here desperate to find fault. "Alan, would you say that the Yohan situation is similar to the recent BBC iPad controversy? What would David Frost do?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Genuine fruit loop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 He was probably asked about it. So many drama queens in here desperate to find fault. "Alan, would you say that the Yohan situation is similar to the recent BBC iPad controversy? What would David Frost do?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 It will be funny tomorrow when people come into this thread and accuse others of trying to pick fault and be pessimistic when the club's on something of a high on the pitch. That's obviously not what people are doing but it'll be said. Or maybe not now that I've posted this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 thats a heaping pile of bs, a harmless heaping pile of bs and theres been considerably bigger piles uttered by manager in history but its still a heaping pile of bs. Made me chuckle though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Go home Alan, you're drunk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 He was probably asked about it. So many drama queens in here desperate to find fault. "Alan, would you say that the Yohan situation is similar to the recent BBC iPad controversy? What would David Frost do?" Pards is weird, man part of me is starting to find it funny on the back of a couple wins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 He loves hearing the sound of his own voice quite clearly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 He's blatantly Michael Scott Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 He was probably asked about it. So many drama queens in here desperate to find fault. "Alan, would you say that the Yohan situation is similar to the recent BBC iPad controversy? What would David Frost do?" Pards is weird, man part of me is starting to find it funny on the back of a couple wins. Whatever you think of the bloke there's no denying he loves the sound of his own voice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 fuck off, pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Anyone read this bit "Yohan gives you a composure on the ball," said Newcastle's manager. "He takes a second longer on the ball and because of that he just makes the right decisions. As an example of what pressure can do to you I saw that BBC news reader pick up that wad of A4 paper instead of his iPad. There's no way you can do that unless pressure's involved and stress is kicking in – you just don't make that mistake. "That's what you have to understand with footballers. You play in front of 52,000 here and the expectations you're playing under huge expectations. Some people ride the pressure better. Would David Frost have picked that pad of paper up by mistake? Or would he have picked his iPad up? The point I'm trying to make is that Yohan is that type of player who, whatever the scenario, can be calm and deliver the pass." from here http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/19/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-united Cabaye, apparently the David Frost of footballers And the transformation to Alan Partridge is complete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Anyone read this bit "Yohan gives you a composure on the ball," said Newcastle's manager. "He takes a second longer on the ball and because of that he just makes the right decisions. As an example of what pressure can do to you I saw that BBC news reader pick up that wad of A4 paper instead of his iPad. There's no way you can do that unless pressure's involved and stress is kicking in – you just don't make that mistake. "That's what you have to understand with footballers. You play in front of 52,000 here and the expectations you're playing under huge expectations. Some people ride the pressure better. Would David Frost have picked that pad of paper up by mistake? Or would he have picked his iPad up? The point I'm trying to make is that Yohan is that type of player who, whatever the scenario, can be calm and deliver the pass." from here http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/19/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-united Cabaye, apparently the David Frost of footballers And the transformation to Alan Partridge is complete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 On the sidelines "Hatem, Hatem, Hatem, HATEM, HATEM, HATEM! He's not heard me" "HATEM, HATEM, HATEM, HATEM" "HATEM, HATEM, HATEM, I'll speak to him at half time" "HATEM!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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