Guest neesy111 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Twitter is the pits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, neesy111 said: Twitter is the pits. This. I deleted my personal account a few months back, but I still need to dip in and out of it for work, naturally I take a look for the latest news... Like politics, it's a tribal echo chamber. Anything deemed pro-NUFC is lavished with praise, while anything seen as the opposite is piled on and abused. Most "fans" seem far more interested in the club's perceived wealth and rubbing other supporters noses in it, rather than you know, our results and that. The rest of it seems to be a few sad cunts pretending to be ITK, painfully unfunny people trying to be funny and some takes that have me thinking "please don't breed". It's an absolute cesspit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 53 minutes ago, The Prophet said: A grown bloke pretending to be ITK on the Internet man, it's embarrassing. The more worrying thing is the amount of folk that follow him. Mehrdad and Reuben both follow the whopper as well FFS. A classic of his was when we announced a January signing (Trippier?) and he said the clubs photos had already been done and it was waiting to be announced. The clubs photographer tweeted him the next day when the story officially broke confirming the photos had only been taken that evening Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 47 minutes ago, Ryan said: Mehrdad and Reuben both follow the whopper as well FFS. A classic of his was when we announced a January signing (Trippier?) and he said the clubs photos had already been done and it was waiting to be announced. The clubs photographer tweeted him the next day when the story officially broke confirming the photos had only been taken that evening Forgot about that. In the real world that should be enough to your kill reputation dead but in the Twittersphere it doesn’t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 He's a the saddest cunt on the internet burnsie like. Total and utter loser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said: He's a the saddest cunt on the internet burnsie like. Total and utter loser. Not being from Newcastle ..is this burnsie just a Internet troll or is he also known around the city and ground for being abit weird 😂 Edited June 1, 2022 by Gaztoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, The Prophet said: A grown bloke pretending to be ITK on the Internet man, it's embarrassing. The more worrying thing is the amount of folk that follow him. He’s likely got some kind of personality disorder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Gaztoon said: Not being from Newcastle ..is this burnsie just a Internet troll or is he also known around the city and ground for being abit weird 😂 There’s a YouTube video where I think he’s claimed he’s been abducted and violently probed by aliens. That sort of thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nucasol said: There’s a YouTube video where I think he’s claimed he’s been abducted and violently probed by aliens. That sort of thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 He blocked me after he tweeted the arbitration date because he had seen it on some court papers. I and many others pointed out that it was the hearing case number and not the date. The way he wrote it was in his usual ITK style like he had a fucking source at the courts ffs. He's an embarrassment to the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FCB Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 hours ago, The Prophet said: A grown bloke pretending to be ITK on the Internet man, it's embarrassing. The more worrying thing is the amount of folk that follow him. Don't forget he has 2 kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 😂😂😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 On 01/06/2022 at 19:09, FCB said: Don't forget he has 2 kids. Worst part for me is that his bullshit is being amplified because some of our owners are following him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FCB Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Twitter reckons Gerard Pique cheated on Shakira with Gavi's mam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 23 minutes ago, FCB said: Twitter reckons Gerard Pique cheated on Shakira with Gavi's mam Had a quick search. Cheated, yes. Gavi's mum, no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 27 minutes ago, CPL said: Had a quick search. Cheated, yes. Gavi's mum, no. Must have headed the ball a few too many times to cheat on Shakira. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Anyone else can't say "Shakira" without saying "Shakira, Shakira" as a follow up!? Also, if I'm putting gloves on, when I put the 1st on I invariably say "oooh oooh Shamone mutha fukka" Mostly out loud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 6 hours ago, elbee909 said: Must have headed the ball a few too many times to cheat on Shakira. She mustn't be putting out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Age gap like that it's never gonna work once they start getting to them ages. Fine when they were 25 and 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnes23 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Think Talksport has actually established some (limited) degree of credibility for breaking football news in the last year or so, but will put this in here for now in any case: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack27 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Barnes23 said: Think Talksport has actually established some (limited) degree of credibility for breaking football news in the last year or so, but will put this in here for now in any case: TalkSport news is usually pretty spot on. It's just the shite on the radio that lets them down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Sorry if Giggs but this account is class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FCB Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) On 09/06/2022 at 08:40, Dr Jinx said: Sorry if Giggs but this account is class. I know the lad behind it, canny lad. Wanted to make something like this for a while. Edit: He runs 0contextsean, 0contextburnsie is someone else. Edited June 10, 2022 by FCB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Fucking hell man, what a melt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 minute ago, The Prophet said: Fucking hell man, what a melt. The sooner his alien overlords take him away for a life-sentence of probing within a spiky implement the better. Having lived through the era of the original ITK ‘Pervy Plumber’ Colin Warris, the new wave of Burnsie Burners are like a 10-fold increase in nonceyness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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