Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Falling asleep under a table and whiteying into a fireplace is hardly a 'scream' like. I remember being out for a few pre-Brighton Beach drinks in Gotham once and my dads mate was convinced it was going to be a gay club night, so he "got into the spirit" by playing the fruit machine with his chopper. That was much funnier. Sounds like a nob! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Falling asleep under a table and whiteying into a fireplace is hardly a 'scream' like. I remember being out for a few pre-Brighton Beach drinks in Gotham once and my dads mate was convinced it was going to be a gay club night, so he "got into the spirit" by playing the fruit machine with his chopper. That was much funnier. Dreadful behaviour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Think he has it written in his will that, in the event of his death, the club automatically passes onto his children, with explicit instructions to continue to f*** us over at every opportunity. We'll never be rid of the Ashley clan. I didn't realise he had spawned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Surprised he can see his nob , let alone use it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Surprised he can see his nob , let alone use it Sho'Time says hi! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Imagine having to invite him on your stag do as future father in law. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Bet he's great at monitoring wedding venues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I miss the days when this club had ambition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Hope his helicopter's pilot falls asleep and puts the chopper into auto-pilot with Ashley and that Barnes bloke on board, straight to fucking Antartica. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Hope his helicopter's pilot falls asleep and puts the chopper into auto-pilot with Ashley and that Barnes bloke on board, straight to fucking Antartica. Gonna run out of fuel before they make it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Hope his helicopter's pilot falls asleep and puts the chopper into auto-pilot with Ashley and that Barnes bloke on board, straight to f***ing Antartica. Gonna run out of fuel before they make it. Even better. Atleast we won't know the fuck they ended up in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 This feels exactly like it did when there was no movement on Shearer's appointment. It feels deliberate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Ashley is obviously not bothered about us and he is in court again now because of his questionable character is he not just getting this case over before giving us 10 minutes of his time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Hope his helicopter's pilot falls asleep and puts the chopper into auto-pilot with Ashley and that Barnes bloke on board, straight to f***ing Antartica. Gonna run out of fuel before they make it. maybe end up in space Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 He now owns 25% of GAME, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Toon Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 He now owns 25% of GAME, apparently. Surprised it's not more considering he's armed with our transfer kitty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Hopefully he celebrates tonight with a binge on the ale and accidentally swallows a pint glass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Or falls into the fire instead of spewing into it, preferably wearing his own flammable products. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Could get mortal and make an accidental purchase, we've all done it. Wake up with Jon Parkin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Wake up with Jon Parkin. Bet you were sore in the morning like, he's a big lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 When they are already ill its hardly wishing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I don't wish ill. I just wish he had a financial crisis that meant he had to sell us for whatever he could get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 He now owns 25% of GAME, apparently. Fitting, because only Mike Ashley can make GAME worse than it already is. The two are made for each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Wake up with Jon Parkin. Bet you were sore in the morning like, he's a big lad. Hell aye, it would be an absolute truncheon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Looks like his court case is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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