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Happy Chip used to sell pills over the counter. Bloke used to be like "psssst, pssssst, you want some e's...." then flog you a couple.

 

Turned out they were actually those "legal e's" you can buy in bong shops and places like that, usually some chemical variation of MDMA that was pretty shit. He just took them out of the packet before he sold them so they seemed like they were illegal.

 

They also had massive black dildo's on the shelf behind the counter.

 

 

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They also had massive black dildo's on the shelf behind the counter.

 

 

 

You posted that like it's not usual ???

 

Just a normal trip to the Happy Chip.....

 

2 small cod, 1 large chips, mushy peas, some scraps, 2 cans of Tizer, a bottle of poppers, 2 legal e's, a tube of KY jelly and a massive black dildo please. And can I have plenty of salt and vinegar on the chips.

 

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Sony? Would fuckin love them on our kit and if it is to be that the stadium name comes with it "Sony Arena" has a certain ring to it.

 

Still...Not fuckin St James Park is it!

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