AlanSkÃrare Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Photo was taken in July, photoshopped. (According to Chris Ford) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Nothing wrong with him ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Diego Maradona was a similar build but carried more weight, he wasn't a bad player was he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Diego Maradona was a similar build but carried more weight, he wasn't a bad player was he? Pardew would have made him one. <ducks> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Pardew would have benched him for his lack of defensive effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The lad's a disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Your craic is a disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Haven't seen that video before. Love him even more Makes you wonder where he was going getting out where he did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Kebabs being bad for you is a complete myth tbh. Doner kebab? Of course but if he got a chicken shish with salad etc the only bad thing in there would be the pitta bread it comes in and that's hardly the worst thing most footballers consume in their careers Carbs, protein (from one of the leanest meats you can get cooked on an open grill so no oil etc..) and salad. Disgraceful diet for a sportsman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 As long as he didn't get one of those fingernail monstrosities he'll be fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Kebabs being bad for you is a complete myth tbh. Doner kebab? Of course but if he got a chicken shish with salad etc the only bad thing in there would be the pitta bread it comes in and that's hardly the worst thing most footballers consume in their careers Carbs, protein (from one of the leanest meats you can get cooked on an open grill so no oil etc..) and salad. Disgraceful diet for a sportsman. I'm no kebab expert but the one's I've eaten we're leaden with sauces - this is probably where the s*** probably is. did a little google ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7841890.stm) Still, you're partly right though. In terms of body composition a few kebabs a week would be no problem at all for a professional footballer. Actually, never mind you're fully right provided the sauces are held Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 You have to ask for the sauces though You can't complain about the calories in your pint of water after you've asked them to add yeast, hops etc... and called it beer Kebabs can easily be healthy and someone who 'does sport' for a living wouldn't be too adversely affected by the odd pitta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I had one myself 2 hours ago. Can fully understand Hatem. Also, it really isn't that bad anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Chicken kebabs are great. I doubt chilli sauce has much bad shit in it either really. Heaps of salad and it's great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Kebabs you get in Germany are unreal. So many Turks that can make them properly. Indians can't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's all muscle! http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/306/9z9f.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Beeeeeeef caaaake! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Kebabs you get in Germany are unreal. So many Turks that can make them properly. Indians can't. Agree. Only the Turkish guys know how to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's all muscle! http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/306/9z9f.jpg I immediately disown you for using a big brother picture. Alexf, you have let me down, let everyone on here down, your parents and friends also. May god have mercy upon you, for i cannot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Haha. That pictures always on here I never actually saw the show. Blame the whole forum not me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Haha. That pictures always on here I never actually saw the show. Blame the whole forum not me Why you pesky little rascal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I'm aware that was essentially a "don't hate the player hate the game" style defence, but I just don't care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 He doesn't look that bloated in the pre-season photos... wonder when that shirt promo was taken? Just a bad angle possibly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Looks like a raging alcoholic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyAnth Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Looks worse every time I see it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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