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how do we go from getting Maiga to a non league striker in what 2 weeks?

 

We didn't have time to scout anybody else so we've just checked out anybody in England who has kicked a football during the last 5 years.

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This is like Dream Team or something.

 

 

Actually, its a bit like when Harchester United pulled a random fan out of the stadium and he went on to be their best striker :lol:

 

Just reading the Wiki for this thing, as I didn't know it...

 

Atkinson was replaced by former PSV Eindhoven boss Ian Coates who helped keep the club in the Premiership at the end of 1997/98. Tragedy struck during that season however as chairman Michael Jacobs died of a heart attack during a training session in which he joined in with his team.

 

However, in May 1999 following an emphatic FA Cup Final victory over Man United at Wembley Stadium, an unknown hitman attempted to shoot Jerry Block’s wife Lynda Block but shot club captain John Black dead instead.

 

The Dragons were severely weakened for that game though following a coach crash whilst travelling to that game in which three players were killed. Following the accident, manager Patrick Doyle promised to bring success to the club but it was later revealed that he had another motive of attempting to relegate the club.

 

However, tragedy struck when deranged ex-manager Don Barker, who had killed Harchester icon Karl Fletcher hours earlier, drove his auto into the team coach, with all but 4 members of the Harchester United party dying in the crash or the ensuing fire.

 

 

They were allowed to replay their final Premiership game with Everton though which had previously been abandoned at Half Time as a now-mentally-ill Jamie Parker took the team hostage during the interval. He was killed by armed police following that incident. Harchester United did survive relegation but Doyle didn’t as he was found dead.

 

What the f*** was this? :lol:

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Or when the owner gave the club away to a lucky fan and it happened to be a scouse mackem who had snuck into the home end :lol:

 

:lol: :lol: And one of said scouse mackems grow to fall in love with the club and wants to succeed in the role.

 

Then again, if it's anything like Dream Team, after establishing himself as the longest serving player and an integral part of the team, he could try to sabotage the team for the whole season before aiming to blow up the whole of the club and it's fans during the final match of the season that, if they won, would give them the PL title. :lol:

 

Man, I miss Dream Team. Can't believe it only finished in 2007, feels like a fucking age ago.

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This is like Dream Team or something.

 

 

Actually, its a bit like when Harchester United pulled a random fan out of the stadium and he went on to be their best striker :lol:

 

Just reading the Wiki for this thing, as I didn't know it...

 

Atkinson was replaced by former PSV Eindhoven boss Ian Coates who helped keep the club in the Premiership at the end of 1997/98. Tragedy struck during that season however as chairman Michael Jacobs died of a heart attack during a training session in which he joined in with his team.

 

However, in May 1999 following an emphatic FA Cup Final victory over Man United at Wembley Stadium, an unknown hitman attempted to shoot Jerry Block’s wife Lynda Block but shot club captain John Black dead instead.

 

The Dragons were severely weakened for that game though following a coach crash whilst travelling to that game in which three players were killed. Following the accident, manager Patrick Doyle promised to bring success to the club but it was later revealed that he had another motive of attempting to relegate the club.

 

However, tragedy struck when deranged ex-manager Don Barker, who had killed Harchester icon Karl Fletcher hours earlier, drove his auto into the team coach, with all but 4 members of the Harchester United party dying in the crash or the ensuing fire.

 

 

They were allowed to replay their final Premiership game with Everton though which had previously been abandoned at Half Time as a now-mentally-ill Jamie Parker took the team hostage during the interval. He was killed by armed police following that incident. Harchester United did survive relegation but Doyle didn’t as he was found dead.

 

What the f*** was this? :lol:

Can't believe you've never seen it :lol:

 

Someone used to die every week, was best when they bought that Davenport dude from Barcelona for like 20m and he went and lost his eye sight :lol:

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Patrick Doyle's relegation-aimed season was when I first started watching. Was amazing. :lol: Jamie Parker's mental breakdown was something to behold, like. :lol: :lol:

 

Fucking hell, I forgot Karl Fletcher died by being rammed into a dressing room peg. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I loved Dream Team. Didn't the Sun run a transfer link to a Premiership club that was actually a character from the TV Show.

 

Anyway clearly Prior is the new Ian Wright, potential buy of the season :)

 

Potential strike force costing £12K between them. That's how Fat Mike rolls.

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I really need to watch this now, it sounds amazing :lol:

 

From the wiki, their playing squad looks to have been slain ten times over, with the survivors either plotting to relegate the team or just going postal. :lol:

 

:lol: That's just the start of it, mate. Genuinely lost count of how many seasons ended with mass deaths involving coach crashes and the like.

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