Disco Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 "Papiss Cissé 2012 HD Sensational Striker" in everyone's favourite video hosting website, just to whet the appetite for tomorrow and beyond a bit. sry if gigs The hairy Welshman is fapping along to 'All Goals for Newcastle United' I do believe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Longer version of that Steve Claridge clip on here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19096253 from about 2.12 .... where they try to explain it they're all stumped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Wonder if Cisse turns on cheat mode today? 99 all stats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Ladbrokes have a thing this weekend where if Cissé scores the first or last goal, they'll refund all losing First Goalscorer bets. Voted 21-25 btw, we saw last season that with the right service, he will score. Plus he will have the odd screamer here and there. A proper number 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just watched one of those clips of him on yt, how the fuck has noone been in for him? Not that I want anyone to bid but Jesus he's good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just watched one of those clips of him on yt, how the fuck has noone been in for him? Not that I want anyone to bid but Jesus he's good. Because last time a team judged one of our strikers off half a premiership season we got £35m. Remember Zaki and his first 3 months in English football, looked like a demi god. If he continues where he left off, he won't be here this time next year that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just watched one of those clips of him on yt, how the fuck has noone been in for him? Not that I want anyone to bid but Jesus he's good. Because last time a team judged one of our strikers off half a premiership season we got £35m. Remember Zaki and his first 3 months in English football, looked like a demi god. If he continues where he left off, he won't be here this time next year that's for sure. Zaki aye Fair point yeah, but his record in Germany was class too. Thought Fergie might well have had a sniff, thankfully not. Some of his finishing last season though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Fucks sake man TT, bit of positivity would be nice like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Quoting myself in a way I'd love to see someone stick the Yao face on some shots of Cisse's goals from last season, the one when lobbed Vorm springs to mind and Vorm is looking over his shoulder at the ball going in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Anyone think he will go for something even more outrageous on Saturday? Is that possible? Personally think Chelsea will be stuck to him all game, leaving space for Demba and HBA to take the piss instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon_Mad_Chris Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Quoting myself in a way I'd love to see someone stick the Yao face on some shots of Cisse's goals from last season, the one when lobbed Vorm springs to mind and Vorm is looking over his shoulder at the ball going in :lol: That would be class, someone with better video editing skills then me definitely needs to do this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 If cisse continues where he left off last season, we're odds on for CL football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThievingMagpie Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Looked disturbingly anonymous during the game, that said I didn't think he had a bad game it was just that he wasn't getting very good service at all. I think this season we'll see more of his flaws as teams now have a half season of film to look over but I don't think a 15-20 goal tally this season would be that bad, especially if Ba also chips in 15-20 goals and Ben Arfa shipping in whatever he will I think that's more likely and way more realistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Looked disturbingly anonymous during the game, that said I didn't think he had a bad game it was just that he wasn't getting very good service at all. I think this season we'll see more of his flaws as teams now have a half season of film to look over but I don't think a 15-20 goal tally this season would be that bad, especially if Ba also chips in 15-20 goals and Ben Arfa shipping in whatever he will I think that's more likely and way more realistic. Could just be that he's just come off ramadam and we were playing one of the top teams in the league. Also, 15-20 goals? That would be fucking magnificent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Remember watching Demba during pre season last year and I thought he was absolutely shocking. As soon as Ramadan finsihed though....we all know what happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Fucking Ramadan. I thought Ba had a decent game but he looked weak as a kitten at times. Ended on Saturday, by the by. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Big, new, and devilishly exclusive interview now up for your perusal on .cockTV http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/InterviewsDetail/0,,10278~2896491,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 any idea what the chicken with sauce, which "is a little spicy" could be, that he loves so much? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 3 games without a goal. Drop him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 any idea what the chicken with sauce, which "is a little spicy" could be, that he loves so much? Look up all the curried goat articles. You find in one of the articles that he didn't have curried goat at all and describes the dish. But for some reason everyone else changed it to curried goat because that was on the menu too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 any idea what the chicken with sauce, which "is a little spicy" could be, that he loves so much? Nandos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 any idea what the chicken with sauce, which "is a little spicy" could be, that he loves so much? Nandos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 For those of us without a subscription, what's he saying? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Anyone see Cisse's "Bergkamp" flick? Had his back to the defender and with one touch,put the ball past him one way,and ran round the other He shot miles wide, but if he was in form then what a goal that would of been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 3 games without a goal. Drop him. It's 4 actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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