Interpolic Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 This pothead needs to put the pipe down and score a goal or two. Nothing against potheads, but if he's high all the time it'll dull his reactions and ability to think which isn't great for us, and being high would explain why he's playing like a complete fairy at the moment, tries ridiculous layoffs/passes, and is constantly 5 yards offside whenever a ball is kicked - the guy doesn't know what's going on around him. If we can get him scoring again we'll be laughing all the way to a top half finish if Pardew sticks with the attacking trio for as long as they're fit (and with Gouffran waiting on the bench). As bad as Cisse has been, as frustratingly weak and pathetic in general play as he's been, he's still someone with natural shooting ability/technique that could easily have him bagging a goal a game again if he just gets his s*** together. Even last year there were flashes of the 11/12 Cisse. Unfortunately for him he clearly doesn't have much time to turn things around (and rightly so). Have nowt against you personally but that first paragraph is easily the worst thing I've ever read on here. And that's a hotly contested thing, but it's head and shoulders above even a Brett post. Just totally and utterly braindead stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Pothead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 It was hyperbole He just needs to concentrate more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Monkey's on a roll this week, like. Absolving Tiote of blame for being crap and calling Cisse a pothead for smoking tobacco. I think it's pretty clear who's abusing the substances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Tbf "This pothead needs to put the pipe down and score a goal or two" had me creased Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I think I was being harsh actually. Reckon he was taking the piss, sort of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I hope he sorts himself out soon but the excuses are starting to wear a little thin now. The goals against Villa weren't brilliance from either goal scorer but just anticipation, timing their movement well and a good finish. We have had 62 shots, 18 on target in the 3 games he has played this season and he hasn't really been close to scoring while Ben Arfa and Gouffran have scored 3 from wide areas/the bench. 10 competitive games without a goal is nowhere near good enough for a forward who adds little else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 He's hit the bar hasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 When he should have at least forced a save. He needs to stop coming close or being unlucky, there comes a point where it gets tiresome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 When he should have at least forced a save. He needs to stop coming close or being unlucky, there comes a point where it gets tiresome. Watching someone not score goals is tiresome alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 When he should have at least forced a save. He needs to stop coming close or being unlucky, there comes a point where it gets tiresome. Watching someone not score goals is tiresome alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Gonna wear my Senegal wristband during the game as I haven't worn it since that Chelsea goal. His awful form/drug addiction may be my fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Must've seemed like a really good time to take it off, after that game. Clearly wasn't working. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 It's on now. PM Oakie for updates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
traeir Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Should be benched today... Pardew's way too soft on him! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Should be benched today... Pardew's way too soft on him! In favour of... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Should be benched today... Pardew's way too soft on him! In favour of... Gouffran? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
traeir Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Should be benched today... Pardew's way too soft on him! In favour of... Gouffran? Remy up front and Gouff on the wing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Just change round our entire attack after it's dismal performance last weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Sounds like a plan to me, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Garbage in the first half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 He needs dropping for a bit, he plays like someone whose letting his lack of form get the better of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I've always defended him, but if he doesn't improve in this second half he does need dropping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Poor. There us no way he meant to set up Remy but he will get an assist for it. Was is it his back pass that went out of play which led to their goal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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