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It's class how we're all sat here ridiculing them, and they're all sat there filled with the utmost hatred and bitterness. A win tomorrow is more important to them than winning the F.A. Cup.

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Was going to copy paste that too... but then noticed the "chomp, chomp" stuck on the end. Narrowly escaped the trap :D

Good spot actually. Quite funny that they must've had that debate at some point on there though.

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"Just received. He says he's put his bet "on a repeat of the 5-1 etc SMB

 

1. Respond with a range of colourful and provocative language.

2. Tell him good luck with that and may the best team win.

3. ignore and hope that the football gods are smiling on Sunderland tomorrow.

 

3 is in my nature. What would you do?"

 

 

Fantastic.

 

 

 

 

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Lad on my FB just proudly boasted that sunderland have been (factually)NETD for the last 6 years.......... :iamatwat:

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Talk your way out of trouble when faced with a mob of angry mackems. (Mackem for Dummys).

 

If your headed to the match tomorrow and find yourself surrounded by people that look like extras from the hills have eyes, I suggest you print off the following mackem translations and pronunciations. It may help to confuse them into thinking you're a thick mackem while you make your escape.

 

Mackem                    Normal People

1.Bewk                                Book.

2.Thingries                          Things.

3.Cheeyse                          Cheese.

4.Wheeyse                          Who's.

5.Theeyse                          These.

6.Sewpa Mariore                Super Mario

7.Takem                              Take them.

8.Heeyere                          Here.

9.Probleeyse                      Probably.

10.Heeeya                            Here.

11.FTM                                Fondle the minors.

12.Bewts                            Boots Department Store

13.Marra                            Friend.

14.Skewl                            School.

15.Lose                              Loose.

16.Weeewf (dog)              Woof.

17.Beeeew                        Booo (booing).

18.Tewn                              Toon.

 

Please work your way through the phrasebook, but if at any time things get heated automatically skip to phrase 11, rinse and repeat until it's safe to leave.

 

Edit: Added usefull Mackerisms from members.

 

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